Glad you enjoyed both the idea and the sig, the sig is not my idea, by the way, it's Ananda's. Did I make sense?)Linna Heartlistener wrote:...Also, this made me laugh.effy wrote:Thank you) I was hoping someone else may appreciate the idea... he's so perfect and somewhy doesn't get much love)Nice sig, too effy... it's like this thread has... its own cult following by now.
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I managed to fail to decide still. I have something like a day yet... Hope I won't miss it completely)
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You said something about me which was not negative. It makes total sense and I approve! And... it's 2.00 and I can't sleep! so ... much ... snoring ... coming .. from ... other ... roomEffaeldm wrote: Did I make sense?
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Can you fall asleep listening to music? I sometimes slept with headphones, listening to music, when something loud could spoil the sleepy atmosphere)Ananda wrote:You said something about me which was not negative. It makes total sense and I approve! And... it's 2.00 and I can't sleep! so ... much ... snoring ... coming .. from ... other ... roomEffaeldm wrote: Did I make sense?
And do you hear something not negative about yourself so rarely? Well, you didn't get commended enough for this contest idea definitely
And, of course, lots of praise to Vraith for starting the bad writing contests and this thread.
So, I have a question, though I guess it's pretty rhetorical. I'm supposed to vote for one entry. I'm supposed to vote for my favorite entry. I have more than one favorite entry and can't decide. Thus, I can't follow the rules
May I cheat?
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Thanks)deer of the dawn wrote:Seems to be the norm around here.Effaeldm wrote: May I cheat?
By cheating I mean voting for all I like,:twisted: since there's not one. Actually, it's not going to really spoil anything, it's not like I'm going to pile up votes on myself or one of my favorites.
Otherwise, if I vote for only one entry, I cheat anyway, because I break the the rule to vote for my favorite then.
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Well, let's hope this doesn't get turned into a Twilight Zone (and I don't mean the normal meaning of that, I mean the Twilight Zorm parodied)sgt.null wrote:i posted no rules - it was a grey zone, i swear...deer of the dawn wrote:Seems to be the norm around here.Effaeldm wrote: May I cheat?
Nearly anything but that)A role-player, beware
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Effaeldm wrote:Well, let's hope this doesn't get turned into a Twilight Zone (and I don't mean the normal meaning of that, I mean the Twilight Zorm parodied)sgt.null wrote:i posted no rules - it was a grey zone, i swear...deer of the dawn wrote:Seems to be the norm around here.
Oh, the Bad Writing possibilities... a Twilight Spoof thread... 
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deer of the dawn wrote: Oh, the Bad Writing possibilities... a Twilight Spoof thread...
Honninscrave: The elohim told me that I am a were-kresh! I cannot remain with you any longer! *dramatically rips off his sark and stomps into the woods*
Linden: NOOOOOO!!!!! I love you!!! *falls on her knees sobbing hysterically, then curls into a ball*
Covenant, emerging from behind a random rock, equally sculpted, shirtless, and sparkling with the magic of white gold: I am back! Behold, this is the skin of a killer!
Oh, the contest was over...
I think you should draw this scene. I can't visualise these shirtless, muscular men well enough.Zorm wrote:deer of the dawn wrote: Oh, the Bad Writing possibilities... a Twilight Spoof thread...
Honninscrave: The elohim told me that I am a were-kresh! I cannot remain with you any longer! *dramatically rips off his sark and stomps into the woods*
Linden: NOOOOOO!!!!! I love you!!! *falls on her knees sobbing hysterically, then curls into a ball*
Covenant, emerging from behind a random rock, equally sculpted, shirtless, and sparkling with the magic of white gold: I am back! Behold, this is the skin of a killer!
Oh, the contest was over...
Monsters, they eat
Your kind of meat
And they're moving as far as they can
And as fast as they can
Your kind of meat
And they're moving as far as they can
And as fast as they can
Sauve Male Announcer: Welcome back to the 78th annual movie awards ceremony. Just ahead, the movie of the year will be announced. The tension is really building.
*camera zooms in on the hollywood producer you know so well. He has his arm around a young model about 40 years younger than him*
Sophisticated Female Announcer: You said it, Trey. Oh, look there- it's Farloe Haldish and doesn't he look happy. *laughs* Isn't she in a band?
Sauve Male Announcer: Who? *the award presenter walks on stage*
Famous and Handsome Male Presenter: And now the category of best film of the year. I know you've all been waiting for it. The nominees are:
Toy Story 5
*film clip* *audience cheers*
Jumanji: the Jumaninjing
*film clip* *audience cheers*
Steven Spielbergs "watch this film while I shove my message down your throat because all my films are just this subtle"
*film clip* *audience cheers*
Tranformers 18: Transforboogie
*film clip* *audience cheers*
and Lord Fouls Bane
*film clip* *audience cheers*
Aaaaaand the winner is .... *fumbles with a golden envelope. looks up and gives a winning smile at the audience* I have it right here, don't worry! *looks entirely satisfied with himself* Lord Fouls Bane!
*audience goes wild*
*Farloe Haldish stands and raises his arms above his head in triumph. You can see the sweat stains there. He then pushes his way to the aisle and walks importantly to the stage*
All right, all right! I knew we'd win this year. We started with a sort of crazy outline for a crazy story and made what I would like to say is the reason I am in the business- for the love of art. this film is nothing less than the masterpiece of my career. I'd like to thank Michael Bay for his direction and creative genius. That man can bring life to even the flattest stories. i'll tell you, when we started on this project, I said to one of our writers, I says, "go make art, kid. Commercial success be damned- this one is going to be our offering to the world and our finest hour" and we delivered!
*massive applause*
Really, though, we couldn't have done this without the script writer who really took a story and made it a STORY. That's right, I'm talking about my brother in law, Pete Fratsson! *camera zooms in on Pete and he waves* He and his team came up with a helluva production here. A helluva production! Pete and his assistant ... uh .. Shirley Goodatbreakfast... uh, we did it! This is truly art, folks. Thank you!
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Congrats, Shur-lord Gudatetris! Someone famous almost said your name on TV!!! 500 white gold dollarinos are being transferred to your account! You are now the game master.
And, congrats to all the entries! They were all fantastic! Loved them.
*camera zooms in on the hollywood producer you know so well. He has his arm around a young model about 40 years younger than him*
Sophisticated Female Announcer: You said it, Trey. Oh, look there- it's Farloe Haldish and doesn't he look happy. *laughs* Isn't she in a band?
Sauve Male Announcer: Who? *the award presenter walks on stage*
Famous and Handsome Male Presenter: And now the category of best film of the year. I know you've all been waiting for it. The nominees are:
Toy Story 5
*film clip* *audience cheers*
Jumanji: the Jumaninjing
*film clip* *audience cheers*
Steven Spielbergs "watch this film while I shove my message down your throat because all my films are just this subtle"
*film clip* *audience cheers*
Tranformers 18: Transforboogie
*film clip* *audience cheers*
and Lord Fouls Bane
*film clip* *audience cheers*
Aaaaaand the winner is .... *fumbles with a golden envelope. looks up and gives a winning smile at the audience* I have it right here, don't worry! *looks entirely satisfied with himself* Lord Fouls Bane!
*audience goes wild*
*Farloe Haldish stands and raises his arms above his head in triumph. You can see the sweat stains there. He then pushes his way to the aisle and walks importantly to the stage*
All right, all right! I knew we'd win this year. We started with a sort of crazy outline for a crazy story and made what I would like to say is the reason I am in the business- for the love of art. this film is nothing less than the masterpiece of my career. I'd like to thank Michael Bay for his direction and creative genius. That man can bring life to even the flattest stories. i'll tell you, when we started on this project, I said to one of our writers, I says, "go make art, kid. Commercial success be damned- this one is going to be our offering to the world and our finest hour" and we delivered!
*massive applause*
Really, though, we couldn't have done this without the script writer who really took a story and made it a STORY. That's right, I'm talking about my brother in law, Pete Fratsson! *camera zooms in on Pete and he waves* He and his team came up with a helluva production here. A helluva production! Pete and his assistant ... uh .. Shirley Goodatbreakfast... uh, we did it! This is truly art, folks. Thank you!
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Congrats, Shur-lord Gudatetris! Someone famous almost said your name on TV!!! 500 white gold dollarinos are being transferred to your account! You are now the game master.
And, congrats to all the entries! They were all fantastic! Loved them.
Monsters, they eat
Your kind of meat
And they're moving as far as they can
And as fast as they can
Your kind of meat
And they're moving as far as they can
And as fast as they can
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gratz, shur.
that was a fun round.
that was a fun round.
[spoiler]Sig-man, Libtard, Stupid piece of shit. change your text color to brown. Mr. Reliable, bullshit-slinging liarFucker-user.[/spoiler]
the difference between evidence and sources: whether they come from the horse's mouth or a horse's ass.
"Most people are other people. Their thoughts are someone else's opinions, their lives a mimicry, their passions a quotation."
the hyperbole is a beauty...for we are then allowed to say a little more than the truth...and language is more efficient when it goes beyond reality than when it stops short of it.
the difference between evidence and sources: whether they come from the horse's mouth or a horse's ass.
"Most people are other people. Their thoughts are someone else's opinions, their lives a mimicry, their passions a quotation."
the hyperbole is a beauty...for we are then allowed to say a little more than the truth...and language is more efficient when it goes beyond reality than when it stops short of it.
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Thank you, everyone! I am surprised, as I thought there were a lot of entries which were much funner and funnier than mine, but I am flattered, too 
I did had a lot of fun working on mine (very fun idea, Ananda!), but I had even more fun reading the others 
*gulp*
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seriously?
I am surprised, as I thought there were a lot of entries which were much funner and funnier than mine, but I am flattered, too I did had a lot of fun working on mine (very fun idea, Ananda!), but I had even more fun reading the others Ananda wrote:You are now the game master.
*gulp*
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seriously?
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Seriously. Winner invents format/purpose of next bad writing contest. Apparently you didn't read the fine print before entering.shur-Lord Gudatetris wrote:
seriously?
You also obligated yourself to travel at your own expense to any and all promotional events in support of this and other Vraith-created threads, and granted me a 35% share of all proceeds from any works of art or literature produced by you within 24 months of your winning entry.
[spoiler]Sig-man, Libtard, Stupid piece of shit. change your text color to brown. Mr. Reliable, bullshit-slinging liarFucker-user.[/spoiler]
the difference between evidence and sources: whether they come from the horse's mouth or a horse's ass.
"Most people are other people. Their thoughts are someone else's opinions, their lives a mimicry, their passions a quotation."
the hyperbole is a beauty...for we are then allowed to say a little more than the truth...and language is more efficient when it goes beyond reality than when it stops short of it.
the difference between evidence and sources: whether they come from the horse's mouth or a horse's ass.
"Most people are other people. Their thoughts are someone else's opinions, their lives a mimicry, their passions a quotation."
the hyperbole is a beauty...for we are then allowed to say a little more than the truth...and language is more efficient when it goes beyond reality than when it stops short of it.
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You earned it, Shur-lord!! Well done!!
You guys are killing me!!!Ananda wrote:I think you should draw this scene. I can't visualise these shirtless, muscular men well enough.Zorm wrote:deer of the dawn wrote: Oh, the Bad Writing possibilities... a Twilight Spoof thread...
Honninscrave: The elohim told me that I am a were-kresh! I cannot remain with you any longer! *dramatically rips off his sark and stomps into the woods*
Linden: NOOOOOO!!!!! I love you!!! *falls on her knees sobbing hysterically, then curls into a ball*
Covenant, emerging from behind a random rock, equally sculpted, shirtless, and sparkling with the magic of white gold: I am back! Behold, this is the skin of a killer!
Oh, the contest was over...
Be kind, for everyone you meet is fighting a great battle. -Philo of Alexandria
ahhhh... if only all our creativity in wickedness could be fixed by "Corrupt a Wish." - Linna Heartlistener
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I couldn't resist. To me, this is just gross.Zorm wrote:
We'd need a Bad Drawing Contest or something for 'illustrations' akin to this...Ananda wrote: I think you should draw this scene. I can't visualise these shirtless, muscular men well enough.
Be kind, for everyone you meet is fighting a great battle. -Philo of Alexandria
ahhhh... if only all our creativity in wickedness could be fixed by "Corrupt a Wish." - Linna Heartlistener
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Eygh, that chap looks like as if he had balloons implanted beneath his skin. Or some kind of strange fruit that grew a human head.
I'm busy packing so this old, slightly cross-eyed Grimmand'll have to do, and maybe that sparkly bishounen can replace Covenant. You'll have to supply the mental image of Linden curling into a ball in the middle yourself.
I'm busy packing so this old, slightly cross-eyed Grimmand'll have to do, and maybe that sparkly bishounen can replace Covenant. You'll have to supply the mental image of Linden curling into a ball in the middle yourself.