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mary ann - she can cook afterwards

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I pick Gilligan. The fight would probably be too much "work" for Krebs.

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ghostbusters - beetle would find a way to destroy hisself.

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Snoopy rules!!

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scooby snacks for the win!

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ultraviolet is more sublime.

Scented candles or potpourri?
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scented candles... they dish out the burrrrnnns...

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I'd think they'd likely not fight at all, but if it came to a fight for some reason, my vote is for Lord Mhoram :)

As for the scented candles, I actually tried to make some, though not sure if it's a good idea to recommend it, a lot of trouble and smell. All it takes is melt normal candles, put something that smells (and is not unhealthy on burning) in, and a piece of string from the same normal candles.

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Joker is a true agent of chaos. Saruman did not come back after his final defeat. Joker wins...

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Sgt.Kafka. There is no winning against absurdity.

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croft - the bride was too single issue focused.

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Abraham Lincoln had an army at his command, of course.

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SNow WHite's evil stepmum slips her an apple. :)

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Well, this one is bit too obvious) So I'll try to make it a bit more interesting.

Sid arrives in a completely drugged state and forgets a fight was intended. He just stands there for a while and then starts playing his bass guitar. Justin Beiber is shocked and doesn't know what to do, tries to cover his ears, which is no help, of course. But as he listens, the power of punk rock converts him, he grabs a guitar and starts to make awful noise, which gradually turns into something like punk rock.

Justin Beiber converted, Sid wins, though maybe Justin Beiber wins more :lol:

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Post by Frostheart Grueburn »

Neither. Get a good waterproof gore-tex suit and Nokia boots and go splashin' outside. :P


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uuuuuuuummmmmm.......

well there is Yellow, Coldplay by default.

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Tebow, by a flip of a coin because I don't know who they are.


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Toastman, more options for a delicious breakfast..

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Charlie Sheen, because #winning.


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The lawyers.

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