Ancient Greek A** Kicking
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Ancient Greek A** Kicking
Want to think of 300 as a great movie? Try watching either Wrath of the Titans or Immortals.
I saw Wrath in the theatre a few nights ago. I was pleasantly surprised, as it was much better than I expected... Still, that only means it was distinctly average.
Having heard that Immortals was a better film, I grabbed it from Redbox last night... and went to bed in the middle of it because I was bored. Not good for an action movie.
Neither one is a very good movie, but they made me appreciate how good Zach Snyder is at stylizing violence. Say what you will about the man, he knows how to make an entertaining movie; something that Jonathan Liebesman and Tarsem Singh, the directors of Wrath and Immortals, seem incapable of.
I saw Wrath in the theatre a few nights ago. I was pleasantly surprised, as it was much better than I expected... Still, that only means it was distinctly average.
Having heard that Immortals was a better film, I grabbed it from Redbox last night... and went to bed in the middle of it because I was bored. Not good for an action movie.
Neither one is a very good movie, but they made me appreciate how good Zach Snyder is at stylizing violence. Say what you will about the man, he knows how to make an entertaining movie; something that Jonathan Liebesman and Tarsem Singh, the directors of Wrath and Immortals, seem incapable of.
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Had to look him up... I enjoyed Nightwatch / Daywatch, but I'm seriously put off by him making Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter.Hashi Lebwohl wrote:I have been moderately impressed with Zack Snyder's work...but I rate Timur Bekmambetov as a far better director and visual effects producer.
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What I hated about 300 so much was Nebuchadnezzar as 7 feet tall in a golden Speedo with multiple body piercings. I know just enough about the ancient Medo-Persians to be deeply offended, and not a little creeped out.
There was no excuse for 300 to be a suckfest. A great cast and obviously a lot of money went into it. But yes, the stylized fighting was rather interesting. Although not enough to overbalance the stylized love scene.
There was no excuse for 300 to be a suckfest. A great cast and obviously a lot of money went into it. But yes, the stylized fighting was rather interesting. Although not enough to overbalance the stylized love scene.
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You can't blame that on Snyder, though... that's like being offended at Peter Jackson because hobbits are all four feet tall and obese. What I like about Snyder is how he managed to translate the still images from Frank Miller's comic book into a film in an enjoyable way.deer of the dawn wrote:What I hated about 300 so much was Nebuchadnezzar as 7 feet tall in a golden Speedo with multiple body piercings. I know just enough about the ancient Medo-Persians to be deeply offended, and not a little creeped out.
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His look and the Queen's acting were the only two things I liked about the film far as i can recall now.Hashi Lebwohl wrote:Did you mean Xerxes?deer of the dawn wrote:Nebuchadnezzar
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the difference between evidence and sources: whether they come from the horse's mouth or a horse's ass.
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the hyperbole is a beauty...for we are then allowed to say a little more than the truth...and language is more efficient when it goes beyond reality than when it stops short of it.
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Oops, like I said I know "just enough".Vraith wrote:His look and the Queen's acting were the only two things I liked about the film far as i can recall now.Hashi Lebwohl wrote:Did you mean Xerxes?deer of the dawn wrote:Nebuchadnezzar
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Way too obvious and overstated. Not impressed.Miller made him that way to show us, the readers/viewers, how much more powerful Xerxes was than Leonidas. Artistic license and all that jazz.
And yes, Lena Headey helped give the film what little dignity it had. And David Wenham. I normally like Gerard Butler but he was just okay in this film.
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Well, the real Xerxes wouldn't have looked repulsive at all. He would have looked like any other powerful ruler from that part of the world, distinguishable normally only by the clothing worn, a specific ring on the finger, possibly a crown, or just a standard (flag).
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