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Favorite Entry?

Poll ended at Fri May 04, 2012 7:58 pm

DoctorGamgee
1
13%
Linna Heartlistener
3
38%
sgt.null
1
13%
deer of the dawn
1
13%
Ananda
2
25%
(in case I missed someone, I am very sorry)
0
No votes
 
Total votes: 8

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Post by Shuram Gudatetris »

This round of Bad Writing is over. Please pick favorite entry.

Thanks for the participation. All entries were thoroughly entertaining, it will be hard to choose a favorite.
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Lovely entries peeps, they all made me laugh. I had to go with Ananda in the end cuz of 23 [though I didn't notice any fnords, so perhaps my vote is unenlightened].
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Vraith wrote:Lovely entries peeps, they all made me laugh. I had to go with Ananda in the end cuz of 23 [though I didn't notice any fnords, so perhaps my vote is unenlightened].
There were no fnords, but Saul and Barney were there plus a refernce to Mr Sunshine, Aleister Crowley and a very oblique reference to the golden dawn. :twisted:
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Post by sgt.null »

vote for me - even though i voted for deer. :)
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Post by deer of the dawn »

I did vote for you, Sarge. Although all the entries were legendarily bad, for some reason yours just made me laugh every time I re-read it. :D
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thank you deer - right now we have a four way tie for last!
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I voted for Linna.
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so the game is afoot! and the foot is in the door. and the door is ajar.

so the game is ajar?
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Post by Cord Hurn »

I vote for whoever is in last place. (I'm for the underdog.)
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Please find the attached garden report for Clemens.
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