Fetch me a pic

[Iolanthe]

A dragon

[sgt.null]

a comfy pillow

[Iolanthe]

A goose

[sgt.null]

a fandango

[Iolanthe]

Your favourite ice cream (i'ts very hot here - I need to cool down)

[Lefdmae Deemalr Effaeldm]

Thanks for such a request, stumbled upon a few interesting things looking for it)

Here is one with a recipe variant for this ice-cream www.wikihow.com/Make-Russian-Plombir-Ice-Cream

There's a simpler recipe also: cream (high fat, about 35%) and condensed milk 1:2

I also want some ice-cream) Preferably also with a recipe

[Iolanthe]

This is pretty unusual

www.ice-cream-recipes.com/ice_cream_rec ... butter.htm

[sgt.null]

the rubber duck you forgot to ask for...



static electricity in action

[Iolanthe]

It beats me Sarge how you always know what I didn't ask for



This could be me - I get shocks from taps, metal shelves, all kinds of things.



Hector (from the children's TV programme Hector's House)

[sgt.null]

boxcars!

[Iolanthe]

A witch

[Lefdmae Deemalr Effaeldm]

And thanks for the peanut ice cream recipe)

After what I've done about your request, not sure what to ask - perhaps a set of armor?

[Iolanthe]

Your're welcome. Here's your suit of armour




I would like a picture of Morcambe and Wise with Andre Previn

Here's the full sketch, probably the funniest thing I ever saw on telly, and where my signature is misquoted from.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=R7GeKLE0x3s

[sgt.null]

captain kangaroo

[Iolanthe]

Mr Tumble

[deer of the dawn]

Mr Tumnus!

[Savor Dam]

Now that we've seen a faun, how about a fawn?

[Dread Poet Jethro]

Savor, I agree
Deer will appreciate this
Picture of youngling



"I am a truthful man from the land of the palm trees.
And before dying, I want to share these poems of my soul.
My poems are soft green. My poems are also flaming crimson.
My poems are like a wounded fawn seeking refuge in the forest.

Por los pobres de la tierra
Quiero yo mi suerte echar
Por los pobres de la tierra
Quiero yo mi suerte echar"

A poor person, please
In keeping with that last verse
(Deer will like this too)

[sgt.null]

a needlessly rich person

[Iolanthe]

Does he count? John of Gaunt 1340-1399, Son of Henry III, married Blanche of Lancaster and inherited all the Lancaster lands. Richest man in England in his time, and possibly ever. Had his London mansion, the Savoy, burnt down during the Peasants Revolt in 1381. Most of Europe's royal families are descended from his legitimate daughters or one of his illegitimate sons by Katherine Swynford through Joan Beaufort, mother of Henry Tudor (VII).