New Round
Scenario
It's crush time in the greeting card factory and the entire card writing staff has been diagnosed with a terrible food poisoning! They can't come up with a single greeting card! The owner of the greeting card factory gathers her workers together for an inspirational talk. Among them are the janitors, the mail room clerks, the secretaries, the accountants, and, of course, you. You are one of these of the lower caste in the card factory. But, you have dreamed for this chance! You have dreamed of this great opportunity to let your words flow out to the world to greet them!
The factory owner puts her hands on her hips in an all business manner, tilting to one side so that her mauve polyester skirt rises just above the knee on one side and you can see her stocking (thanks, Deer!) sagging there. "You know the situation- all our Imaginarians ate the cake *someone* brought to the office party and the only thing that is coming out of them is not creative! It's greeting card period out there and we need to get our cards printed. Without this income, we won't be able to keep the factory afloat." She sighs and shifts her stance, running a hand through her hair. "I'm calling on you, the doers of our great family, to come to our rescue. Who among you has not dreamed of writing the greeting card that saved the factory? Who? Who? So, it is up to you, the filthy janitors, the drooling mail room clerks, the uninteresting secretaries, the accountants who, hereto, have shown not a single wit of imagination to save us all! You can do it! I believe at least one of you isn't a complete moron! Save our company!" She turns to her secretary, "I'll be in the tanning bed. Call me if someone doesn't screw up."
Assignment
Create the world's worst greeting card for any occasion.
The card will have a cover and an inner page as a minimum
You may add art to your card
You may add music to your card
Rules
Max two entries per contestant
Entries will be posted here
Last day to submit an entry is 16 june
Winner receives 500 WGD and is the host for the next contest
I am providing a template for people to use if they want to use them. I do this since not everyone is inclined with image editors. With these, you can use a basic image editor and at least still have a card format. If you know your way around an image editor, feel free to make your own.
The most basic image editor that comes with most OSs will do for this.
**If anyone needs help hosting an image, just let me know.
**If someone is no good at all with image editors, you can always hand draw it and take a photo or scan it. All manner of entry is acceptable (and I didn't mean that to sound as dirty as it did)
Templates
Cover for Card
Inside for card
(or I'm intimdated for some reason!)
