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The best way to spend $10,000 is...to pay off the balance on my car and put the remainder in a mutual fund with a positive track record and a fund manager with at least 5 years experience.


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The best way to sepnd $100,000 is to pay off the mortgage on my house and really start socking money away, to never need a loan again...

The best way to spend one meellion dollars is...
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The best way to spend one meellion dollars is...to place every dime into strong investments and push the meeelion up into several meeelion and retire in 5 years with enough cash to do almost anything one might contrive.

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The best way to spend 10 million dollars is buy every outstanding copy of the latest Wheel of Time novel, box them up, and mail them to RJ with a little note saying "But seriously, we want the next book in the series for REAL this time."

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The best way to spend my Powerball $100 million jackpot is...to personally produce the COTC film and make absolutley certain that High Lord Elena is played by a 100% babe!

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The best way to spend $500 million is to set up a fund to match $s for WGDs, and then see how quickly the Mallory forum gets overrun.

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The best way to spend $1 is...to jam it in the coke machine and pray you actually end up with a coke and your change.


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If I had only one softdrink to take with me on a deserted island it would have to be the one with the supermodel still attached to it.

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If I had only one supermodel to take with me on a deserted island it would have to be...the one that has a knowledge of shipbuilding.

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If on a deserted island I had only one bar of soap I would make sure it was the one with the GPS chip buried inside.

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If on a deserted island I had only one item of clothing I would make sure it was...large enough to be torn into smaller peices and made into a pair of pants, a shirt and make shift socks.

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The one thing I would not want with me on a deserted island is a volleyball that I would be compelled to give a name.

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The one thing that would not want me on a deserted island with it is...either a cow, a chicken or a pig.


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If I had the power to strand someone on a deserted island it would certainly be Jennifer Lopez.

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If I had my choice of deserted islands in the world, I would choose one in...swimming distance from a populated sea port

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If I were forced to eliminate one continent from the planet it would be Antarctica.

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If I were forced to eliminate a second continent from the planet it would be...North America and I would teleport it to a planet orbiting around a star known to the Galactic High Council as Arama-sheal.

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If the earth were suddenly split into two halves I would probably be dismayed at the unpleasantness it would cause.

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If it were suddenly revealed that several key members of our government were in fact space aliens from the planet Beta-12...I would hope that once revealed, Al Gore or more appropriately ALL GORT, would have to withdraw from politics and go back home taking 94% of the House of Representitives and 85% of the Senate with him, unless of course they all decided to use their fancy ray guns and subdue us lower life forms.

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The most obvious alien in show business is in fact Lara Flynn Boyle---look at her bones! [Michael Jackson is such an alien wannabe!]

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