Heart of God: Rules & Discussion

[I'm Murrin]

Yes, I suck.

[Fist and Faith]

Stop sucking.

[I'm Murrin]

Don't worry, my new year's resolution is to stop sucking.

[Goatkiller666]

I think I saw an Internet meme about that somewhere.

[Fist and Faith]

How's that resolution working out?

[I'm Murrin]

It's a process.

Seriously, with all these little jobs to do sorting this place out I just don't get a lot of time to sit and do the amount of writing needed for this turn. It's my own fault for not doing it earlier and I'm not making excuses - I know I've dropped the ball here. I have every intention of catching up soon.

[Goatkiller666]

I feel your pain, brother. I say, push it out another month... don't skimp just because Fist is being a whiny little bitch. Do the job you'll be proud of, you know?

[Fist and Faith]

Depends on whose turn needs a lot of writing. If it's caam's, just send it out now.

[I'm Murrin]

Will make time tomorrow and monday to get this done. Very sorry for the suckitude, hope it hasn't killed all confidence in me as GM.

[Goatkiller666]

Heh. Your players include the guy who let Aesir and Vanir drop by the wayside, the guy who left Dark Ages stagnant for six months, and several people who waited patiently for P3 to come back.

I don't think you're in any danger of approaching the limits of our patience, if there's some well-written results at the end of it all. Take your time. No worries at all.

[Fist and Faith]

Damnit. Now I'll look like an ass if I say there was no confidence to be killed.

Never mind.

[Goatkiller666]

You look like an ass.

Because you are an ass.

Learn to embrace your true self, Fist. Stop living in denial. There's no time in life for regret.

[Fist and Faith]

Sometimes I forget. That's why I have you around.

[Goatkiller666]

If only you could find it in yourself to have love for what you are, you'd never forget what that was. It would be a constant source of delight.

• "But, masters, remember that I am an
  ass; though it be not written down, yet forget not
  that I am an ass."
  - Dogberry, from "Much Ado about Nothing" Act Four, Scene Two, by William Shakespeare

[Fist and Faith]

Well, it it's good enough for the Shake...

[Goatkiller666]

Michael Keaton's performance of that scene ALMOST redeems the movie for casting Keanu Reeves. Almost.

Gawd, it's like watching Bill and Ted doing voice-overs of all his scenes. 'Cause all of the other actors in the scene are up to handling Shakespeare, and they pull off their characters... and then "For SOOTH, dude. Heh. Excellent!"

[I'm Murrin]

I am enjoying writing this turn. It's probably the most interesting so far. You guys'll see these results before the end of the week (long before, I hope). I've made good headway, so far. It's not really all that long, just takes a lot of thinking through of how things will go down, the stuff that isn't determined directly by your own submissions.

It's a shame not all of you will see the most interesting bits.

[Goatkiller666]

It's a shame not all of you will see the most interesting bits.

That has always been a drawback of these games.

Yet again, I will suggest that when things are all done, it would be nice if all the players and / or the GM would reveal all the hidden stuff, so we can appreciate the true majesty of it all.

[I'm Murrin]

Or just show you how the background is really built of the flimsiest cardboard.

[Goatkiller666]

There is still in building a house of cards, just as there is skill in building a pyramid.