1 Sentence Story: Crossover Madness

Post by **Cameraman Jenn** » Tue Feb 12, 2013 12:05 am

Then he realized that the qashqai sack was only an illusion and it was in actuality a time turner..

Post by **deer of the dawn** » Tue Feb 12, 2013 7:48 am

On impulse, he snatched the sack and immediately found himself surrounded by behemoth, reptilian creatures, who stared placidly at him while chewing the lush vegetation...

Post by **Krazy Kat** » Tue Feb 12, 2013 7:00 pm

...that slowly changed them into golden winged serpents. Leaping agily up on to the back of one of them, they rose as one into the air, and flew gracefully towards...

Post by **deer of the dawn** » Wed Feb 13, 2013 8:24 am

...the intake port of the Millennium Falcon, where the elderly Obiwan Kenobi offered him some diamondraught. While he was bottoms-up, Obiwan snatched away the sack...

Post by **Krazy Kat** » Wed Feb 13, 2013 7:09 pm

While he was bottoms-up, Obiwan snatched away the sack and tossed it over onto the dejarik table. With glasses raised they all broke into the popular song, "We didn't start the Star Wars", when suddenly...

Post by **Cameraman Jenn** » Thu Feb 14, 2013 12:29 am

Jayne interrupted them with a drunken rendition of "The Hero of Canton" while passing through to see if he could rustle up Brisco County Jr on the wave.

Post by **deer of the dawn** » Fri Feb 15, 2013 7:31 am

Instead, a female voice called, "Solo? What's going on up there?" "Juliette?" Jayne fiddled with the dial...

Post by **Krazy Kat** » Sat Feb 16, 2013 2:43 am

...and to everyone's bewilderment they realized that the qashqai sack was only an illusion and it was in actuality a time turner..

Post by **deer of the dawn** » Sat Feb 16, 2013 10:22 am

Rosinante, Obiwan, Jayne, et al, found themselves in a time loops singing "The Song That Never Ends", for God knows how long...

Post by **Krazy Kat** » Sun Feb 17, 2013 9:02 pm

...for God knows how longleaf tea brewing in an old tin kettle could smell so good. In the distance could be heard the delicate sound of...

Post by **deer of the dawn** » Mon Feb 18, 2013 1:50 pm

...crystal, breaking from its matrix, and Killashandra's satisfied sigh over a perfect green. Just then...

Post by **Krazy Kat** » Tue Feb 19, 2013 6:01 pm

... coming down the lane was an old man driving a horse-drawn chaise.
"Well top'o'the mornin to yi, young Lady!" he smiled, tapping his pipe on the rim of the wheel, "if it be Innesfree yer going then I'm yer man."

Post by **sgt.null** » Thu Apr 04, 2013 2:07 pm

Travis eased the taxi into park, he could take care of this mess if only he could get into his trunk...

Post by **deer of the dawn** » Fri Apr 05, 2013 2:50 pm

Trinity jacks the trunk open with a roundhouse kick. The hood flies across the sidewalk, revealing mounds of fur. Parting the fur, she sees pine trees, snow gently falling, and a lamp post in the distance...

Post by **sgt.null** » Fri Apr 05, 2013 5:04 pm

Travis pushes Trinity into the trunk, slamming the lid closed, but not before the Great Gonzo jumps in, unnoticed.

now Trinity is staring at Gonzo admist the pine trees when both are startled by a great trumpeting in the distance....

Post by **deer of the dawn** » Fri Apr 12, 2013 8:09 pm

A Boom Band comes marching through the forest, followed by a raft of baton-twirling Star Bellied Sneetches. Trinity looks at Gonzo and mutters, "I don't have time for this sh...."

Post by **sgt.null** » Sat Aug 05, 2017 10:23 pm

A voice comes over the radio, "Travis, this Nemo, please respond"

Post by **Cord Hurn** » Thu Dec 29, 2022 3:33 pm

Travis said, "I'm here, and I remembered to bring A Man Called Trintiy with me."

Post by **sgt.null** » Thu Jun 22, 2023 3:49 pm

Trinity belches loudly and passes out suddenly

Post by **rdhopeca** » Fri Jun 23, 2023 6:14 am

The sudden lack of oxygen expelled from his extended abdomen

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