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...whispered to the blind man...
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Any jackass can kick down a barn, but it takes a good carpenter to build one.

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"A nod's as good as..."
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"What happened to her?"
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"How long ago did she die?"
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--a smile, because it is--
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a frown turned upside down.
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--And we all know a--
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“Rosebud,” said Foul...and died
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....hat from a handsaw, even...
"If nothing we do matters, then all that matters is what we do."
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...though the rabid cabbages were...
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happily eaten and enjoyed thoroughly!
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Meanwhile, in downton New York ...
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There was a lepers' demonstration..
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...and the streets were conspicuously...
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...full of Yoghurt Dudes who...
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...chanted the words to the...
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... tune of Love Me Tender ...
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...and a rythmic drum beat ...
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reminiscent of Beatles' Ringo Starr
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... or Bobo the Bongo Player ...
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or Gary the gangrene guitarist!
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--who happened to run into--
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