THOOLAH has returned to redeem your mortal soul.
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- MsMary
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Oh, man, this thread is living up to its potential to amuse.
Keep up the good work.
THOOLAH Forever!!!
Keep up the good work.
THOOLAH Forever!!!
"The Cheat is GROUNDED! We had that lightswitch installed for you so you could turn the lights on and off, not so you could throw lightswitch raves!"
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- I'm always all right.
- Is all right special Time Lord code for really not all right at all?
- You're all irresponsible fools!
- The Doctor: But we're very experienced irresponsible fools.
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- I'm always all right.
- Is all right special Time Lord code for really not all right at all?
- You're all irresponsible fools!
- The Doctor: But we're very experienced irresponsible fools.
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Figures that the first thread in the new forum to go to a second page would be the damned THOOLAH thread.
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"Dreaming isn't good for you unless you do the things it tells you to." -- Three Dog Night (via the GI)
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It's awesome.
"The Cheat is GROUNDED! We had that lightswitch installed for you so you could turn the lights on and off, not so you could throw lightswitch raves!"
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- I'm always all right.
- Is all right special Time Lord code for really not all right at all?
- You're all irresponsible fools!
- The Doctor: But we're very experienced irresponsible fools.
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THOOLAH member since 2005
EZBoard Survivor
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- I'm always all right.
- Is all right special Time Lord code for really not all right at all?
- You're all irresponsible fools!
- The Doctor: But we're very experienced irresponsible fools.
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THOOLAH member since 2005
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- Vraith
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Yes, you do. Your country, hell even the U.S., gives special benefits to the mentally incompetent and/or disabled.Ananda wrote:If I convert to THOOLAHism, do I get any special benefits?
You might even get a prescription for a psychoactive to restore your sanity [or at least stabilize].
[spoiler]Sig-man, Libtard, Stupid piece of shit. change your text color to brown. Mr. Reliable, bullshit-slinging liarFucker-user.[/spoiler]
the difference between evidence and sources: whether they come from the horse's mouth or a horse's ass.
"Most people are other people. Their thoughts are someone else's opinions, their lives a mimicry, their passions a quotation."
the hyperbole is a beauty...for we are then allowed to say a little more than the truth...and language is more efficient when it goes beyond reality than when it stops short of it.
the difference between evidence and sources: whether they come from the horse's mouth or a horse's ass.
"Most people are other people. Their thoughts are someone else's opinions, their lives a mimicry, their passions a quotation."
the hyperbole is a beauty...for we are then allowed to say a little more than the truth...and language is more efficient when it goes beyond reality than when it stops short of it.
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Vraith wrote:Yes, you do. Your country, hell even the U.S., gives special benefits to the mentally incompetent and/or disabled.Ananda wrote:If I convert to THOOLAHism, do I get any special benefits?
You might even get a prescription for a psychoactive to restore your sanity [or at least stabilize].
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Shhhh.... I am trying to get free stuff from this rabble. I don't actually want to join the THOOLAHgans, but don't tell them!Vraith wrote:Yes, you do. Your country, hell even the U.S., gives special benefits to the mentally incompetent and/or disabled.Ananda wrote:If I convert to THOOLAHism, do I get any special benefits?
You might even get a prescription for a psychoactive to restore your sanity [or at least stabilize].
Monsters, they eat
Your kind of meat
And they're moving as far as they can
And as fast as they can
Your kind of meat
And they're moving as far as they can
And as fast as they can
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Beware Ananda... the all-seeing eye of THOOLAH cannot be hoodwinked.
You ask what you get by joining THOOLAH. How about companionship with all those of logical and right-minded thinking and automatic entry into the Kingdom of Heaven? Look for a second at your two other alternates...
Would you really throw your lot in with OPAL? Are you that much of a wimp that you dare not hold a conclusive opinion about anything? Is your favourite colour really an insipid and washed-out grey?
Or worst of all, would you honestly choose to associate with LA and spend your lifetime whining and weeping copiously as you venerate the truly loathsome and abhorrent Princess of Procrastination? The fact that you'd also spend the rest of your days smelling strongly of anchovies is a small disadvantage compared to your eventually being cast into eternal darkness with your fellow idolaters, forever fated to be forced to self-obsessively gaze into the depths of your own navel, cry incessantly and be too scared to achieve anything at all for the rest of time.
LA may have all the weak-willed, lily-livered, namby-pamby, bleeding-heart and fishy-smelling sentimentalists, but THOOLAH invariably hosts the most fun parties. An easy choice I'd say...
You ask what you get by joining THOOLAH. How about companionship with all those of logical and right-minded thinking and automatic entry into the Kingdom of Heaven? Look for a second at your two other alternates...
Would you really throw your lot in with OPAL? Are you that much of a wimp that you dare not hold a conclusive opinion about anything? Is your favourite colour really an insipid and washed-out grey?
Or worst of all, would you honestly choose to associate with LA and spend your lifetime whining and weeping copiously as you venerate the truly loathsome and abhorrent Princess of Procrastination? The fact that you'd also spend the rest of your days smelling strongly of anchovies is a small disadvantage compared to your eventually being cast into eternal darkness with your fellow idolaters, forever fated to be forced to self-obsessively gaze into the depths of your own navel, cry incessantly and be too scared to achieve anything at all for the rest of time.
LA may have all the weak-willed, lily-livered, namby-pamby, bleeding-heart and fishy-smelling sentimentalists, but THOOLAH invariably hosts the most fun parties. An easy choice I'd say...
Newsflash: the word "irony" doesn't mean "a bit like iron"
Shockingly, some people have claimed that I'm egocentric... but hey, enough about them
"If you strike me down, I shall become far stronger than you can possibly imagine."
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I occasionally post things here because I am invariably correct on all matters, a thing which is educational for others less fortunate.
Shockingly, some people have claimed that I'm egocentric... but hey, enough about them
"If you strike me down, I shall become far stronger than you can possibly imagine."
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I occasionally post things here because I am invariably correct on all matters, a thing which is educational for others less fortunate.
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- Frostheart Grueburn
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It appears that THOOLAH members own a racehorse in Australia that won a race today (Sunday 17 May).
https://tatts.com/racing/2015/5/17/VR/7
https://tatts.com/racing/2015/5/17/VR/7
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We all know that that horse soooo came came last!
Why? Because it got about halfway into the race and then stopped, sat down and looked for its navel,
and when it found it, it spent endless hours obessively going over the first part of the race, listing its
motivations, what it had done wrong, why it had done those things wrong, what other horses had said to
it, emphasising the important things said by putting them in italics in its internal monologue, decided
to make some decisions, decided against making any decisions, prevaricated, procrastinated,
moaned, whinged and whin(nyi)ed.
Lindendoom!
What all members of THOOLAH feel whenever the Mistress of Whine appears in the Last Chrons
If only we could put that horse down and out of our misery! If only we could put it back in its stall
and shut the stable door! If only we could soak up that horsemilk and put an end to its endless tears!
If only we could change in midstream to a horse called Covenantboon!
Need I say anymore!
Oh, yes!
THOOLAH!!!
u.
Why? Because it got about halfway into the race and then stopped, sat down and looked for its navel,
and when it found it, it spent endless hours obessively going over the first part of the race, listing its
motivations, what it had done wrong, why it had done those things wrong, what other horses had said to
it, emphasising the important things said by putting them in italics in its internal monologue, decided
to make some decisions, decided against making any decisions, prevaricated, procrastinated,
moaned, whinged and whin(nyi)ed.
Lindendoom!
What all members of THOOLAH feel whenever the Mistress of Whine appears in the Last Chrons
If only we could put that horse down and out of our misery! If only we could put it back in its stall
and shut the stable door! If only we could soak up that horsemilk and put an end to its endless tears!
If only we could change in midstream to a horse called Covenantboon!
Need I say anymore!
Oh, yes!
THOOLAH!!!
u.
Tho' all the maps of blood and flesh
Are posted on the door,
There's no one who has told us yet
What Boogie Street is for.
Are posted on the door,
There's no one who has told us yet
What Boogie Street is for.
- ussusimiel
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This.
I didn't want to be the first to say it, in case Menolly's account had been hacked!
u.
This.
I didn't want to be the first to say it, in case Menolly's account had been hacked!
u.
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Tho' all the maps of blood and flesh
Are posted on the door,
There's no one who has told us yet
What Boogie Street is for.
Are posted on the door,
There's no one who has told us yet
What Boogie Street is for.
- Frostheart Grueburn
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