Do you think we have questions?

Post by **michaelm** » Thu Nov 20, 2014 1:51 pm

Do zombies ever get overweight on a diet of brains or are they low in calories?

Post by **sgt.null** » Fri Nov 21, 2014 6:24 pm

zombies or zoombas?

Post by **Cheval** » Sat Nov 22, 2014 12:42 am

Do zombies zoomba?
Would that be like watching lepers doing jumping-jacks?

Post by **aliantha** » Sat Nov 22, 2014 3:46 am

Who's going to run the Roomba after the zombies get done doing zoomba?

Post by **michaelm** » Fri Dec 05, 2014 5:23 pm

Wouldn't they just fall apart with too much energetic moving? Would that count as weight loss?

Post by **Sorus** » Sat Dec 20, 2014 11:04 pm

Is there a zombie expert in the house?

Post by **michaelm** » Mon Dec 22, 2014 11:42 am

What qualifies someone as a zombie expert?

Post by **aliantha** » Mon Dec 22, 2014 5:00 pm

Would the answer to michaelm's most recent question be, "Braaaaaaaiiinnssss..."?

Post by **michaelm** » Mon Dec 22, 2014 6:43 pm

As food or natively possessing them?

Post by **aliantha** » Tue Dec 23, 2014 3:35 am

(Yes.

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Are native zombies worse than foreign zombies?

Post by **michaelm** » Tue Dec 23, 2014 12:46 pm

Should we build a fence?

Post by **aliantha** » Tue Dec 23, 2014 6:10 pm

How high a fence would we have to build in order to keep out illegal zombie immigrants?

Post by **michaelm** » Wed Dec 24, 2014 12:58 pm

Can they climb though, or would they just be defeated by a 2 foot fence?

Post by **aliantha** » Wed Dec 24, 2014 6:56 pm

Can zombies tunnel under fences?

Post by **Sorus** » Tue Dec 30, 2014 3:00 am

Do you think I could get a grant to research the climbing and tunneling abilities of zombies?

Post by **Icarus Unfallen** » Tue Dec 30, 2014 3:05 am

If the terms of the grant leave the door open for the results of your research to be weaponized, would you still accept the grant?

Post by **Cheval** » Thu Jan 01, 2015 5:58 pm

Does anyone else wonder why we are here?

Post by **Sorus** » Fri Jan 02, 2015 4:35 am

Can a zombie have an existential crisis?

Post by **Cheval** » Sun Jan 04, 2015 10:38 pm

Does Sorus' signature refer to a Blue Oyster Cult song that I enjoy very much?

Post by **michaelm** » Mon Jan 05, 2015 1:34 pm

You're a Blue Oyster Cult fan?

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