dAN's Deep Thoughts

Post by **dANdeLION** » Mon Mar 08, 2004 2:01 pm

I hope you guys don't mind, but I figure that if I can get all of this in one topic, then chainlink wouldn't have to spend so much of his valuable time spouting alltruistic nonsence one topic at a time. So, here goes:

"well done" is no indication of the quality of the food served. Think about it.

One can never drive on a driveway, or park on a parkway. Comments, please.

It takes 14 muscles to smile, 72 to frown; but only 4 to flip somebody off. Talk amongst yourselves.

You can find all of my 'originals' on greeting cards, but I have yet to make it on a Hallmark greeting card. Pity me.

If the only guaranteed things in life are death and taxes, then why do salesmen always try to sell me extra warantees?

If you can balance a tack hammer on your head, you will learn to use your head to launch a balanced attack.

If you doubt you powers, you only give power to your doubts.

She sell seashells by the seaside on the seashore for sixty cents a set.

Well, that should do it for now.

Post by **Revan** » Mon Mar 08, 2004 2:22 pm

LOL! What? You insane git...

Post by **Durris** » Mon Mar 08, 2004 3:07 pm

dAN wrote:

If you doubt you powers, you only give power to your doubts.

A central theme of SRD!!!

Post by **I'm Murrin** » Mon Mar 08, 2004 3:12 pm

Sick of Chainlink, eh?
Who is he, anyway?

Post by **Revan** » Mon Mar 08, 2004 3:13 pm

I don't know... but for some reason. I'm feeling sorry for him at the moment. He hasn't done that much wrong... Therefore I will stop insulting him until he does.

Post by **danlo** » Mon Mar 08, 2004 3:32 pm

Chainlink's cool--he's just lonely and wants to be accepted--even tho he creates too many topics (like some folks we know!

)

If the pot calls the kettle black howcome the kettle's never been given equal time? (or is that another SRD theme!?

OMG I'm just amusing the living

o/o myself this morning!)

Post by **Revan** » Mon Mar 08, 2004 3:39 pm

danlo wrote:Chainlink's cool--he's just lonely and wants to be accepted--even tho he creates too mant topics (like some folkes we know! )

Shut it! lols

Post by **dANdeLION** » Mon Mar 08, 2004 3:46 pm

Hey, I think you guys are missing the point here. I'm just trying to help poor old chainlink, who was formerly known as Sveltheart, until Zephramlephramcochran got offended by the dubious spirituality of the name.

Post by **danlo** » Mon Mar 08, 2004 4:04 pm

My buddy Jesus Mondragon was considering joining the Watch but he abruptly converted to Terry Brookism, poor thing! I was going to shoot him to put him o/o his misery, but then I was stuck by a divine moment of clarity. I can't remember if I killed him or not but my allegies suddenly cleared up!

Post by **dANdeLION** » Mon Mar 08, 2004 4:05 pm

Oooh, I have a new one! Individually, harmless idiots are, for the most part, indeed harmless. Put a few of them together, however.......WHAM!

Post by **danlo** » Mon Mar 08, 2004 4:09 pm

The Twilight Chimpanzee Federation is created!!!

Post by **dANdeLION** » Mon Mar 08, 2004 4:16 pm

Guest · Post by **Guest** » Tue Mar 09, 2004 4:23 am

ALT+255

Post by **Revan** » Tue Mar 09, 2004 9:12 am

I'm getting sick of that "ALT+255" being used and not knowing what it means.

Post by **hierachy** » Tue Mar 09, 2004 10:39 am

Ok, Darth here is ALT255 in action:
There, happy now?

Post by **Revan** » Tue Mar 09, 2004 10:40 am

Post by **dANdeLION** » Tue Mar 09, 2004 11:42 am

Darth, if you want to see it in action, then you must pay attention when we show you how it works. Now, pay attention.....

ALT + 255

....did you see that?

Post by **Loredoctor** » Tue Mar 09, 2004 11:46 am

Inspired! work of genius, dAN!

Post by **I'm Murrin** » Tue Mar 09, 2004 11:52 am

What I don't get is why you post ALT+255 (I know what it is).

Post by **dANdeLION** » Tue Mar 09, 2004 11:55 am

Self-destructive tendencies, Murrin. And the fact that I can, and Revan cannot.

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