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Bring a picture of Francis Bacon!

I thought you'd said, bring a big jar of fried eggs and bacon.
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Junk mail came today, and my dad piled it all over my schoolbooks, so I couldn't find the right textbook to do that chapter summary! :read:
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KILLER BEES COMING THIS WAY!
EVERYONE TAKE COVER!
Oh yea, I won't be able to hand in my homework.
Have you hugged your arghule today?
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It's 4:19...
gotta minute?
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Lycanthropy flareup, can't do homework during the full moon.

Oh, a change is coming, feel these doors now closing
Is there no world for tomorrow, if we wait for today?


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Post by Cheval »

My minions failed me again.
(I guess I will have to do it myself)
Have you hugged your arghule today?
________________________________________
"For millions of years
mankind lived just like the animals.
Then something happened
that unleashed the power of our imagination -
we learned to talk."
________________________________________
If PRO and CON are opposites,
then the opposite of PROgress must be...
_______________________________________

It's 4:19...
gotta minute?
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Nervous condition -- every time the teacher says "homework," I freak out....
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Opossums? I thought I was supposed to write a report on possums. Now I'll have to start over...

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Playing possum? That's what the report was actually supposed to be about?!? Okay, then I'll have to start over...
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Homework bandits in the Taco Bell pass.
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(It's an ABC game, Vizidor. The next one was supposed to start with Q. ;) )

Quick! I need a long-handled rake to move the possum who's sleeping on my homework!
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Reminder: never listen to the ridiculous ramblings of reckless possums when in need of a clever reason for ruined homework.
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Sad that there are reckless possums in this world. Too distracted to do my homework.
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Turns out that the possum was actually a reckless racoon.
I ain't messin' with no racoon neither,
so I let it keep right on sleeping on top of my homework.
Have you hugged your arghule today?
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"For millions of years
mankind lived just like the animals.
Then something happened
that unleashed the power of our imagination -
we learned to talk."
________________________________________
If PRO and CON are opposites,
then the opposite of PROgress must be...
_______________________________________

It's 4:19...
gotta minute?
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Understanding what you require of me is not my strong point.
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Victory over homework is...not mine today, sadly.
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What exactly is 'homework' again?
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"Xanadu" was on TV last night, so I couldn't do my homework! I had to watch Olivia Newton-John on roller skates!
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Post by JIkj fjds j »

Yodelers annual get-together next door. I tried to do my homework, I really tried, but they were still going strong at 3am.
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Zarathustra Witnesses came to the door to ask me if I had heard the good news and kept me talking all night
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A is for Apple
B is for - bugger! Will I ever get the hang of this!
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