Favorite Lines...

[Menolly]

Billy Jack
"Bernard, I want you to know... that I try. When Jean and the kids at the school tell me that I'm supposed to control my violent temper, and be passive and nonviolent like they are, I try. I really try. Though when I see this girl... of such a beautiful spirit... so degraded... and this boy... that I love... sprawled out by this big ape here... and this little girl, who is so special to us we call her "God's little gift of sunshine"... and I think of the number of years that she's going to have to carry in her memory... the savagery of this idiotic moment of yours... I just go BERSERK!"

A Clockwork Orange
Oh bliss! Bliss and heaven! Oh, it was gorgeousness and gorgeousity made flesh. It was like a bird of rarest-spun heaven metal or like silvery wine flowing in a spaceship, gravity all nonsense now. As I slooshied, I knew such lovely pictures!

[dANdeLION]

+JMJ+

For some reason, posts keep getting pruned from this thread, and I can only assume that the reason (aside from OT posts) is that quote sources aren't being cited.

Yeah, I never saw They Live, and have done my best to forget Predator. I also didn't know what the +JMJ+ thing was, so I just figured it was some off-topic goofing around. Anyway, sorry I deleted your posts.

[Wosbald]

+JMJ+

For some reason, posts keep getting pruned from this thread, and I can only assume that the reason (aside from OT posts) is that quote sources aren't being cited.

Yeah, I never saw They Live, and have done my best to forget Predator. I also didn't know what the +JMJ+ thing was, so I just figured it was some off-topic goofing around. Anyway, sorry I deleted your posts.

No prob, yo. 'Sall good.

[michaelm]

From Ice Cold in Alex (a very underrated movie):

Capt. Anson: [draining his glass of beer] Worth waiting for.

[SoulBiter]

From the movie Unforgiven

Will Munny:
I've killed women and children. I've killed everything that walks or crawls at one time or another. And I'm here to kill you, Little Bill, for what you done to Ned.

and another from the same

Sheriff "Little Bill" Daggett:
Well sir, you are a cowardly son of a bitch. You just shot an unarmed man.
Will Munny:
He should have armed himself....... if he's going to decorate his saloon with my friend.

[Obi-Wan Nihilo]

I've seen horrors... horrors that you've seen. But you have no right to call me a murderer. You have a right to kill me. You have a right to do that... but you have no right to judge me. It's impossible for words to describe what is necessary to those who do not know what horror means. Horror... Horror has a face... and you must make a friend of horror. Horror and moral terror are your friends. If they are not, then they are enemies to be feared. They are truly enemies! I remember when I was with Special Forces... seems a thousand centuries ago. We went into a camp to inoculate some children. We left the camp after we had inoculated the children for polio, and this old man came running after us and he was crying. He couldn't see. We went back there, and they had come and hacked off every inoculated arm. There they were in a pile. A pile of little arms. And I remember... I... I... I cried, I wept like some grandmother. I wanted to tear my teeth out; I didn't know what I wanted to do! And I want to remember it. I never want to forget it... I never want to forget. And then I realized... like I was shot... like I was shot with a diamond... a diamond bullet right through my forehead. And I thought, my God... the genius of that! The genius! The will to do that! Perfect, genuine, complete, crystalline, pure. And then I realized they were stronger than we, because they could stand that these were not monsters, these were men... trained cadres. These men who fought with their hearts, who had families, who had children, who were filled with love... but they had the strength... the strength... to do that. If I had ten divisions of those men, our troubles here would be over very quickly. You have to have men who are moral... and at the same time who are able to utilize their primordial instincts to kill without feeling... without passion... without judgment... without judgment! Because it's judgment that defeats us.

[dANdeLION]

.....AND THAT QUOTE IS FROM WHAT MOVIE?

[Savor Dam]

.....AND THAT QUOTE IS FROM WHAT MOVIE?

Apocalypse Now

[Obi-Wan Nihilo]

.....AND THAT QUOTE IS FROM WHAT MOVIE?

The Muppets Take Manhattan

[dANdeLION]

.....AND THAT QUOTE IS FROM WHAT MOVIE?

Apocalypse Now

I know....I wanted Doc to include it in his post.

[Savor Dam]

Ah. Our Gracious Concierge has trained me too well...

After Doc's response, I am just gobsmacked by the idea of Fozzie Bear delivering Kurtz's speech.

[Obi-Wan Nihilo]

I can see Kermit or Scooter as Willard, and Fozzie or Gonzo as Kurtz.

[Dread Poet Jethro]

Consider Piggy
For Kurtz, especially with
Kermit as Willard

[Obi-Wan Nihilo]

It's impossible for words to describe what is necessary to those who do not know what "muppet" means.

[michaelm]

From Spinal Tap:

Marty DiBergi: It's a bit of a departure from what you normally play.
Nigel Tufnel: It's part of a trilogy, a musical trilogy I'm working on in D minor which is the saddest of all keys, I find. People weep instantly when they hear it, and I don't know why.
Marty DiBergi: It's very nice.
Nigel Tufnel: You know, just simple lines intertwining, you know, very much like - I'm really influenced by Mozart and Bach, and it's sort of in between those, really. It's like a Mach piece, really. It's sort of...
Marty DiBergi: What do you call this?
Nigel Tufnel: Well, this piece is called "Lick My Love Pump".

[Obi-Wan Nihilo]

Well, well, well, well. If it isn't fat, stinking billygoat Billy-Boy in poison. How art thou, thou globby bottle of cheap, stinking chip-oil? Come and get one in the yarbles, if you have any yarbles, you eunuch jelly thou.

[Rawedge Rim]

Billy Madison: "Mr. Madison, what you've just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul. "

Return of the Living Dead: "You mean the movie lied"

The Thing: " I don't know what the hell's in there, but it's weird and pissed off, whatever it is."

Dr. Who: The House: Fear me. "I've killed hundreds of Time Lords."
The Doctor: "Fear me. I've killed all of them."

[Menolly]

Well, well, well, well. If it isn't fat, stinking billygoat Billy-Boy in poison. How art thou, thou globby bottle of cheap, stinking chip-oil? Come and get one in the yarbles, if you have any yarbles, you eunuch jelly thou.

Not my favorite line of the movie, but they're all worth a mention.

[Rawedge Rim]

and of course "and when this thing gets to 88 miles per hour, you're gonna see some serious shit"

[michaelm]

and of course "and when this thing gets to 88 miles per hour, you're gonna see some serious shit"

Is that from Herbie Rides Again?