Lamest Excuses Ever
1. "I didn't know the gun was loaded"
2. "I forgot."
3. "I was drunk."
4. "The Devil made me do it!"
5. "I know it sounds crazy but it was the dog!"
6. "He has weapons of mass destruction."
7. "I didn't know the $1 million bill was a fake."
8. "I won't be in today. I was up too late working at my other job."
Baker's Dozen Game
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DukkhaWaynhim
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Lamest Excuses Ever
1. "I didn't know the gun was loaded"
2. "I forgot."
3. "I was drunk."
4. "The Devil made me do it!"
5. "I know it sounds crazy but it was the dog!"
6. "He has weapons of mass destruction."
7. "I didn't know the $1 million bill was a fake."
8. "I won't be in today. I was up too late working at my other job."
9. "I'm incompetent."
1. "I didn't know the gun was loaded"
2. "I forgot."
3. "I was drunk."
4. "The Devil made me do it!"
5. "I know it sounds crazy but it was the dog!"
6. "He has weapons of mass destruction."
7. "I didn't know the $1 million bill was a fake."
8. "I won't be in today. I was up too late working at my other job."
9. "I'm incompetent."
"God is real, unless declared integer." - Unknown
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aTOMiC
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Lamest Excuses Ever
1. "I didn't know the gun was loaded"
2. "I forgot."
3. "I was drunk."
4. "The Devil made me do it!"
5. "I know it sounds crazy but it was the dog!"
6. "He has weapons of mass destruction."
7. "I didn't know the $1 million bill was a fake."
8. "I won't be in today. I was up too late working at my other job."
9. "I'm incompetent."
10. "How was I supposed to know I was copying off the dumbest kid in the class?"
1. "I didn't know the gun was loaded"
2. "I forgot."
3. "I was drunk."
4. "The Devil made me do it!"
5. "I know it sounds crazy but it was the dog!"
6. "He has weapons of mass destruction."
7. "I didn't know the $1 million bill was a fake."
8. "I won't be in today. I was up too late working at my other job."
9. "I'm incompetent."
10. "How was I supposed to know I was copying off the dumbest kid in the class?"
"If you can't tell the difference, what difference does it make?"
"There is tic and toc in atomic" - Neil Peart
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danlo
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Lamest Excuses Ever
1. "I didn't know the gun was loaded"
2. "I forgot."
3. "I was drunk."
4. "The Devil made me do it!"
5. "I know it sounds crazy but it was the dog!"
6. "He has weapons of mass destruction."
7. "I didn't know the $1 million bill was a fake."
8. "I won't be in today. I was up too late working at my other job."
9. "I'm incompetent."
10. "How was I supposed to know I was copying off the dumbest kid in the class?"
11. "I can't be out of money, I still have checks left..."
1. "I didn't know the gun was loaded"
2. "I forgot."
3. "I was drunk."
4. "The Devil made me do it!"
5. "I know it sounds crazy but it was the dog!"
6. "He has weapons of mass destruction."
7. "I didn't know the $1 million bill was a fake."
8. "I won't be in today. I was up too late working at my other job."
9. "I'm incompetent."
10. "How was I supposed to know I was copying off the dumbest kid in the class?"
11. "I can't be out of money, I still have checks left..."
fall far and well Pilots!
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dANdeLION
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Lamest Excuses Ever
1. "I didn't know the gun was loaded"
2. "I forgot."
3. "I was drunk."
4. "The Devil made me do it!"
5. "I know it sounds crazy but it was the dog!"
6. "He has weapons of mass destruction."
7. "I didn't know the $1 million bill was a fake."
8. "I won't be in today. I was up too late working at my other job."
9. "I'm incompetent."
10. "How was I supposed to know I was copying off the dumbest kid in the class?"
11. "I can't be out of money, I still have checks left..."
12. "I only slept with her once"
1. "I didn't know the gun was loaded"
2. "I forgot."
3. "I was drunk."
4. "The Devil made me do it!"
5. "I know it sounds crazy but it was the dog!"
6. "He has weapons of mass destruction."
7. "I didn't know the $1 million bill was a fake."
8. "I won't be in today. I was up too late working at my other job."
9. "I'm incompetent."
10. "How was I supposed to know I was copying off the dumbest kid in the class?"
11. "I can't be out of money, I still have checks left..."
12. "I only slept with her once"
Dandelion don't tell no lies
Dandelion will make you wise
Tell me if she laughs or cries
Blow away dandelion
I'm afraid there's no denying
I'm just a dandelion
a fate I don't deserve.
High priest of THOOOTP
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Dandelion will make you wise
Tell me if she laughs or cries
Blow away dandelion
I'm afraid there's no denying
I'm just a dandelion
a fate I don't deserve.
High priest of THOOOTP
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danlo
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Lamest Excuses Ever
1. "I didn't know the gun was loaded"
2. "I forgot."
3. "I was drunk."
4. "The Devil made me do it!"
5. "I know it sounds crazy but it was the dog!"
6. "He has weapons of mass destruction."
7. "I didn't know the $1 million bill was a fake."
8. "I won't be in today. I was up too late working at my other job."
9. "I'm incompetent."
10. "How was I supposed to know I was copying off the dumbest kid in the class?"
11. "I can't be out of money, I still have checks left..."
12. "I only slept with her once"
13. "Zeph will back me up on this one."
This should go reeeeeal quick>
Alternate male TCTC/MN/Gap characters (in that order)
1. Thomas Covenant
1. "I didn't know the gun was loaded"
2. "I forgot."
3. "I was drunk."
4. "The Devil made me do it!"
5. "I know it sounds crazy but it was the dog!"
6. "He has weapons of mass destruction."
7. "I didn't know the $1 million bill was a fake."
8. "I won't be in today. I was up too late working at my other job."
9. "I'm incompetent."
10. "How was I supposed to know I was copying off the dumbest kid in the class?"
11. "I can't be out of money, I still have checks left..."
12. "I only slept with her once"
13. "Zeph will back me up on this one."
This should go reeeeeal quick>
Alternate male TCTC/MN/Gap characters (in that order)
1. Thomas Covenant
fall far and well Pilots!
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dANdeLION
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Alternate male TCTC/MN/Gap characters (in that order)
1. Thomas Covenant
2. Adept Havelock
3. Warden Dios
4. Foamfollower
5. Geraden
1. Thomas Covenant
2. Adept Havelock
3. Warden Dios
4. Foamfollower
5. Geraden
Dandelion don't tell no lies
Dandelion will make you wise
Tell me if she laughs or cries
Blow away dandelion
I'm afraid there's no denying
I'm just a dandelion
a fate I don't deserve.
High priest of THOOOTP
*
* This post carries Jay's seal of approval
Dandelion will make you wise
Tell me if she laughs or cries
Blow away dandelion
I'm afraid there's no denying
I'm just a dandelion
a fate I don't deserve.
High priest of THOOOTP
* * This post carries Jay's seal of approval
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dANdeLION
- Lord
- Posts: 23836
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Alternate male TCTC/MN/Gap characters (in that order)
1. Thomas Covenant
2. Adept Havelock
3. Warden Dios
4. Foamfollower
5. Geraden
6. Angus Thermopyle
7. Hile Troy
1. Thomas Covenant
2. Adept Havelock
3. Warden Dios
4. Foamfollower
5. Geraden
6. Angus Thermopyle
7. Hile Troy
Dandelion don't tell no lies
Dandelion will make you wise
Tell me if she laughs or cries
Blow away dandelion
I'm afraid there's no denying
I'm just a dandelion
a fate I don't deserve.
High priest of THOOOTP
*
* This post carries Jay's seal of approval
Dandelion will make you wise
Tell me if she laughs or cries
Blow away dandelion
I'm afraid there's no denying
I'm just a dandelion
a fate I don't deserve.
High priest of THOOOTP
* * This post carries Jay's seal of approval
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dANdeLION
- Lord
- Posts: 23836
- Joined: Thu Sep 11, 2003 3:22 am
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Alternate male TCTC/MN/Gap characters (in that order)
1. Thomas Covenant
2. Adept Havelock
3. Warden Dios
4. Foamfollower
5. Geraden
6. Angus Thermopyle
7. Hile Troy
8. Master Eremis
9. Nick Suckycorsco
1. Thomas Covenant
2. Adept Havelock
3. Warden Dios
4. Foamfollower
5. Geraden
6. Angus Thermopyle
7. Hile Troy
8. Master Eremis
9. Nick Suckycorsco
Dandelion don't tell no lies
Dandelion will make you wise
Tell me if she laughs or cries
Blow away dandelion
I'm afraid there's no denying
I'm just a dandelion
a fate I don't deserve.
High priest of THOOOTP
*
* This post carries Jay's seal of approval
Dandelion will make you wise
Tell me if she laughs or cries
Blow away dandelion
I'm afraid there's no denying
I'm just a dandelion
a fate I don't deserve.
High priest of THOOOTP
* * This post carries Jay's seal of approval
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aTOMiC
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Alternate male TCTC/MN/Gap characters (in that order)
1. Thomas Covenant
2. Adept Havelock
3. Warden Dios
4. Foamfollower
5. Geraden
6. Angus Thermopyle
7. Hile Troy
8. Master Eremis
9. Nick Suckycorsco
10. Berek Halfhand
1. Thomas Covenant
2. Adept Havelock
3. Warden Dios
4. Foamfollower
5. Geraden
6. Angus Thermopyle
7. Hile Troy
8. Master Eremis
9. Nick Suckycorsco
10. Berek Halfhand
"If you can't tell the difference, what difference does it make?"
"There is tic and toc in atomic" - Neil Peart
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dANdeLION
- Lord
- Posts: 23836
- Joined: Thu Sep 11, 2003 3:22 am
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Alternate male TCTC/MN/Gap characters (in that order)
1. Thomas Covenant
2. Adept Havelock
3. Warden Dios
4. Foamfollower
5. Geraden
6. Angus Thermopyle
7. Hile Troy
8. Master Eremis
9. Nick Suckycorsco
10. Berek Halfhand
11. King Joyce
1. Thomas Covenant
2. Adept Havelock
3. Warden Dios
4. Foamfollower
5. Geraden
6. Angus Thermopyle
7. Hile Troy
8. Master Eremis
9. Nick Suckycorsco
10. Berek Halfhand
11. King Joyce
Dandelion don't tell no lies
Dandelion will make you wise
Tell me if she laughs or cries
Blow away dandelion
I'm afraid there's no denying
I'm just a dandelion
a fate I don't deserve.
High priest of THOOOTP
*
* This post carries Jay's seal of approval
Dandelion will make you wise
Tell me if she laughs or cries
Blow away dandelion
I'm afraid there's no denying
I'm just a dandelion
a fate I don't deserve.
High priest of THOOOTP
* * This post carries Jay's seal of approval
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aTOMiC
- Lord
- Posts: 24968
- Joined: Wed Sep 10, 2003 6:48 am
- Location: Tampa, Florida
- Has thanked: 19 times
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- Contact:
Alternate male TCTC/MN/Gap characters (in that order)
1. Thomas Covenant
2. Adept Havelock
3. Warden Dios
4. Foamfollower
5. Geraden
6. Angus Thermopyle
7. Hile Troy
8. Master Eremis
9. Nick Suckycorsco
10. Berek Halfhand
11. King Joyce
12. Davies Hyland
1. Thomas Covenant
2. Adept Havelock
3. Warden Dios
4. Foamfollower
5. Geraden
6. Angus Thermopyle
7. Hile Troy
8. Master Eremis
9. Nick Suckycorsco
10. Berek Halfhand
11. King Joyce
12. Davies Hyland
"If you can't tell the difference, what difference does it make?"
"There is tic and toc in atomic" - Neil Peart
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dANdeLION
- Lord
- Posts: 23836
- Joined: Thu Sep 11, 2003 3:22 am
- Location: In the jungle, the mighty jungle
- Contact:
Alternate male TCTC/MN/Gap characters (in that order)
1. Thomas Covenant
2. Adept Havelock
3. Warden Dios
4. Foamfollower
5. Geraden
6. Angus Thermopyle
7. Hile Troy
8. Master Eremis
9. Nick Suckycorsco
10. Berek Halfhand
11. King Joyce
12. Davies Hyland
12.5 Linden Ave
1. Thomas Covenant
2. Adept Havelock
3. Warden Dios
4. Foamfollower
5. Geraden
6. Angus Thermopyle
7. Hile Troy
8. Master Eremis
9. Nick Suckycorsco
10. Berek Halfhand
11. King Joyce
12. Davies Hyland
12.5 Linden Ave
Dandelion don't tell no lies
Dandelion will make you wise
Tell me if she laughs or cries
Blow away dandelion
I'm afraid there's no denying
I'm just a dandelion
a fate I don't deserve.
High priest of THOOOTP
*
* This post carries Jay's seal of approval
Dandelion will make you wise
Tell me if she laughs or cries
Blow away dandelion
I'm afraid there's no denying
I'm just a dandelion
a fate I don't deserve.
High priest of THOOOTP
* * This post carries Jay's seal of approval
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aTOMiC
- Lord
- Posts: 24968
- Joined: Wed Sep 10, 2003 6:48 am
- Location: Tampa, Florida
- Has thanked: 19 times
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- Contact:
Alternate male TCTC/MN/Gap characters (in that order)
1. Thomas Covenant
2. Adept Havelock
3. Warden Dios
4. Foamfollower
5. Geraden
6. Angus Thermopyle
7. Hile Troy
8. Master Eremis
9. Nick Suckycorsco
10. Berek Halfhand
11. King Joyce
12. Davies Hyland
12.5 Linden Ave
12.75 Darsint Blvd.
1. Thomas Covenant
2. Adept Havelock
3. Warden Dios
4. Foamfollower
5. Geraden
6. Angus Thermopyle
7. Hile Troy
8. Master Eremis
9. Nick Suckycorsco
10. Berek Halfhand
11. King Joyce
12. Davies Hyland
12.5 Linden Ave
12.75 Darsint Blvd.
"If you can't tell the difference, what difference does it make?"
"There is tic and toc in atomic" - Neil Peart
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dANdeLION
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Popular phrases that are grammatically dubious.
1) he threw that on a frozen rope!
1) he threw that on a frozen rope!
Dandelion don't tell no lies
Dandelion will make you wise
Tell me if she laughs or cries
Blow away dandelion
I'm afraid there's no denying
I'm just a dandelion
a fate I don't deserve.
High priest of THOOOTP
*
* This post carries Jay's seal of approval
Dandelion will make you wise
Tell me if she laughs or cries
Blow away dandelion
I'm afraid there's no denying
I'm just a dandelion
a fate I don't deserve.
High priest of THOOOTP
* * This post carries Jay's seal of approval