Elwood: It's 106 miles to Chicago, we got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark... and we're wearing sunglasses.
Jake: Hit it.
Jake: First you traded the Cadillac in for a microphone. Then you lied to me about the band. And now you're gonna put me right back in the joint!
Elwood: They're not gonna catch us. We're on a mission from God.
EZ Board Survivor
"Dreaming isn't good for you unless you do the things it tells you to." -- Three Dog Night (via the GI)
Mr Blond to Nice Guy Eddie in Resevoir Dogs; [nominee for coolest film ever made]
Did you try to fuck me?
And of course the killer line delivered by the inimitable Joe Cabot
Lets go to work.
President of Peace? You fucking idiots!
"I know what America is. America is a thing that you can move very easily. Move it in the right direction. They won't get in the way." (Benjamin Netenyahu 2001.)
....and the glory of the world becomes less than it was....
'Have we not served you well'
'Of course - you know you have.'
'Then let it end.'
The catholic church is the largest pro-pedophillia group in the world, and every member of it is guilty of supporting the rape of children, the ensuing protection of the rapists, and the continuing suffering of the victims.
D'you know - I wondered that just as I was typing it but discarded the idea; I seemed to be able to 'remember' Blonde saying it so clearly. Oh well - That's Turkey!
President of Peace? You fucking idiots!
"I know what America is. America is a thing that you can move very easily. Move it in the right direction. They won't get in the way." (Benjamin Netenyahu 2001.)
....and the glory of the world becomes less than it was....
'Have we not served you well'
'Of course - you know you have.'
'Then let it end.'
"Fuck Caspar Gomez, fuck the fucking Diaz brothers, fuck 'em all. I bury those cockaroaches."
"I not gonna kill you Frank. Manolo, shoot that piece of shit."
"I always tell the truth. Even when I lie."
"Say goodnight to the bad guy."
The catholic church is the largest pro-pedophillia group in the world, and every member of it is guilty of supporting the rape of children, the ensuing protection of the rapists, and the continuing suffering of the victims.
"I know what America is. America is a thing that you can move very easily. Move it in the right direction. They won't get in the way." (Benjamin Netenyahu 2001.)
....and the glory of the world becomes less than it was....
'Have we not served you well'
'Of course - you know you have.'
'Then let it end.'
Bacon: "Let me tell you about Hatchet Harry. Once there was this geezer called Smithy Robinson, who worked for Harry. It was rumoured that he was on the take. Harry's invited Smithy 'round for explanation. Smithy didn't do a very good job. Within a minute, Harry's lost his rag. Reached out for the nearest thing at hand, which happened to be a 15-inch black rubber cock. He's then proceeded to batter poor Smithy to death with it. Now, that was seen as a pleasant way to go. Hence, Hatchet Harry is the man you pay if you owe."
Tom: "There's no money, there's no weed. It's all been replaced by a pile of corpses."
Soap: "Yeah. Little bit of pain never hurt anybody, if you know what I mean. Also, I think knives are a good idea. Big, fuck-off shiny ones. Ones that look like they could skin a crocodile. Knives are good because they don't make any noise, and the less noise they make, the more likely we are to use them. Shit 'em right up. Makes it look like we're serious. Guns for show, knives for a pro."
Tom: "Soap, is there something we should know about you?"
Barry the Baptist: "Fucking northern monkeys!"
Lenny: "I hate these fucking southern fairies!"
Guy Ritchie at his best [along with Snatch which I loved as well].
Here's one;
Vincent; Want some bacon?
Jules; No man, I don't eat pork.
V: Are you jewish?
J: Nah, I aint jewish. I just don't dig on swine thats all
V: Why not?
J: Pigs are filthy animals. I don't eat filthy animals.
V: Bacon tastes Goood. Pork chops tate Goood!
J: Hey sewer rat may taste like pumpkin pie but I wouldn't know coz I'll never eat the filthy motherfucker. Pigs sleep and root in shit. Thats a filthy animal. I aint eatin' nothin' that ain't got sense enough to disregard it's own faeces.
V: How about dog - dog eats it's own faeces.
J: I don't eat dog either.
V: But you do consider a dog to be a filthy animal?
J: I wouldn't go so far as to call a gog filthy - but they're definitely dirty. But a dog's got personality. Personality goes a long way.
V: Ah, so by that rationale if a pig had more personality he would cease to be a filthy animal. Is that true?
J: Well we'd have to be talkin' about one charming motherfuckin' pig; I mean he'd have to be ten times more charmin than Arnold on Green Acres you know what I'm sayin'.
President of Peace? You fucking idiots!
"I know what America is. America is a thing that you can move very easily. Move it in the right direction. They won't get in the way." (Benjamin Netenyahu 2001.)
....and the glory of the world becomes less than it was....
'Have we not served you well'
'Of course - you know you have.'
'Then let it end.'
Gordon Comstock [Richard E Grant] talking bitterly to a vigourously healthy pot-plant that has come to symbolise everything he hates about his sedate middle-class existance;
"You verdant Bastard!" [stubbs a cigarette out on the poor plants leaves}
President of Peace? You fucking idiots!
"I know what America is. America is a thing that you can move very easily. Move it in the right direction. They won't get in the way." (Benjamin Netenyahu 2001.)
....and the glory of the world becomes less than it was....
'Have we not served you well'
'Of course - you know you have.'
'Then let it end.'
Dr Frankenstein reels around on the stunned group of watchers who have just seen him animate his creation using the harnessed power of the storm, a mad glint in his eyes.
"It's Alive!"
"It's Alive!"
"It's Alive, It's Alive, It's Alive!"
President of Peace? You fucking idiots!
"I know what America is. America is a thing that you can move very easily. Move it in the right direction. They won't get in the way." (Benjamin Netenyahu 2001.)
....and the glory of the world becomes less than it was....
'Have we not served you well'
'Of course - you know you have.'
'Then let it end.'
"I know what America is. America is a thing that you can move very easily. Move it in the right direction. They won't get in the way." (Benjamin Netenyahu 2001.)
....and the glory of the world becomes less than it was....
'Have we not served you well'
'Of course - you know you have.'
'Then let it end.'
