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Vain wrote:I think males should be Thomas's and Females should be Lindens

Noooooooooo!!!! 8O

in no way shape or form describe me as "a Linden"!!!! urg.
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Heh, yeah, and I think A, who I believe is a member of THOOLAH, wouldn't like that too much as well. Hehe.

Plus, it doesn't make much sense for 100 Covenants and 100 Lindens to be running around.

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What? No Sandgorgons? You are breaking my heart Jay....how about Waynhim for girls and Sandgorgons for boys...come on.....Pleeeeeaaase? Pretty please with sugar and whipped cream and some more begging on top?
Now if I could just find a way to wear live bees as jewelry all the time.....

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Cameraman Jenn wrote:What? No Sandgorgons? You are breaking my heart Jay....how about Waynhim for girls and Sandgorgons for boys...come on.....Pleeeeeaaase? Pretty please with sugar and whipped cream and some more begging on top?
How can you resist Jay? Nothing like a woman begging!! :twisted: I say, give her what she wants!
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I didn't know Alynna was a member of THOOLAH. :?

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Creator wrote:
Cameraman Jenn wrote:What? No Sandgorgons? You are breaking my heart Jay....how about Waynhim for girls and Sandgorgons for boys...come on.....Pleeeeeaaase? Pretty please with sugar and whipped cream and some more begging on top?
How can you resist Jay? Nothing like a woman begging!! :twisted: I say, give her what she wants!
sugar...whipped cream...begging...on top...

Creator's right, no mortal male can possibly resist such things, unless he's a zombie. Or the girl is. Run while you can, Jay! Aaaiiieee!
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As she glanced across the table and took in the immense vista of the room she had been unwillingly confined to by the masters, she realized her immedicable desire to see the Sandgorgons reflected in the inchoate display of the land's artisans. All the land's peoples had been cast in a chiaroscuro of glory by the artisans of the land's past: excepting the Sandgorgons. "Why?" she asked, as tears of inconsolable remorse welled in her eyes? "Why had the Sandgorgons been irrevocably left out of the land's past? Had they been bereft of the honor of killing Samadhai Sheol? How could the giants have forgotten such largesse or the sacrifice of Grimmand Honniscrave?" Trembling, as if she were on the verge of deflagration she uttered the name she had been hoarding to herself irregardless of the possible implications, "Jay" and with the utterance she found herself newly empowered, able to cast off the trepidations of her past and invoked again, "Jay, Help me to envision the Sandgorgons, I can't do this without you." She stood, overlooking the emotions that ran turbulent in her soul and steeling herself against further opposition, spoke the final invocation, "Jay, bring me the Sandgorgons."
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I was sold at "whipped cream"
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Vain wrote:I was sold at "whipped cream"
:haha: :haha: :haha:
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Vain wrote:I was sold at "whipped cream"
I was sold at "whipped" ;)
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Cameraman Jenn wrote:As she glanced across the table and took in the immense vista of the room she had been unwillingly confined to by the masters, she realized her immedicable desire to see the Sandgorgons reflected in the inchoate display of the land's artisans. All the land's peoples had been cast in a chiaroscuro of glory by the artisans of the land's past: excepting the Sandgorgons. "Why?" she asked, as tears of inconsolable remorse welled in her eyes? "Why had the Sandgorgons been irrevocably left out of the land's past? Had they been bereft of the honor of killing Samadhai Sheol? How could the giants have forgotten such largesse or the sacrifice of Grimmand Honniscrave?" Trembling, as if she were on the verge of deflagration she uttered the name she had been hoarding to herself irregardless of the possible implications, "Jay" and with the utterance she found herself newly empowered, able to cast off the trepidations of her past and invoked again, "Jay, Help me to envision the Sandgorgons, I can't do this without you." She stood, overlooking the emotions that ran turbulent in her soul and steeling herself against further opposition, spoke the final invocation, "Jay, bring me the Sandgorgons."
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BTW, Wonderful Donalson'ian writing!! :D ;)
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Creator wrote:
Cameraman Jenn wrote:As she glanced across the table and took in the immense vista of the room she had been unwillingly confined to by the masters, she realized her immedicable desire to see the Sandgorgons reflected in the inchoate display of the land's artisans. All the land's peoples had been cast in a chiaroscuro of glory by the artisans of the land's past: excepting the Sandgorgons. "Why?" she asked, as tears of inconsolable remorse welled in her eyes? "Why had the Sandgorgons been irrevocably left out of the land's past? Had they been bereft of the honor of killing Samadhai Sheol? How could the giants have forgotten such largesse or the sacrifice of Grimmand Honniscrave?" Trembling, as if she were on the verge of deflagration she uttered the name she had been hoarding to herself irregardless of the possible implications, "Jay" and with the utterance she found herself newly empowered, able to cast off the trepidations of her past and invoked again, "Jay, Help me to envision the Sandgorgons, I can't do this without you." She stood, overlooking the emotions that ran turbulent in her soul and steeling herself against further opposition, spoke the final invocation, "Jay, bring me the Sandgorgons."
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i would agree, Creator...with the tiny exception of this word that's NOT A WORD.

the word is REGARDLESS. without regard. IRregardless IS A REDUNDANCY and not a word. i tell you this Jenn as i am trying to stop the dissemination of the thing. and because you're too good a writer not to know this. ;) and because i like you and don't want you to look stupid.

BTW, Wonderful Donalson'ian writing!! :D ;)
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i've had this with actors before, on the set,
where they get upset about the [size of my]
trailer, and i'm always like...take my trailer,
cause... i'm from Kentucky
and that's not what we brag about.
~ george clooney, inside the actor's studio



a straight edge for legends at
the fold - searching for our
lost cities of gold. burnt tar,
gravel pits. sixteen gears switch.
Haphazard Lucy strolls by.
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irregardless

adv : regardless; a combination of irrespective and regardless sometimes used humorously

I was trying to be funny.....sheesh
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Cameraman Jenn wrote:irregardless

adv : regardless; a combination of irrespective and regardless sometimes used humorously

I was trying to be funny.....sheesh
i'm sorry. i can't help myself.
i correct on NuQuelur too.

there are these words...that are just like nails on blackboard to me.

listening to GWB say NUquelur over and over and over again. do you know they've now ADDED AN ALTERNATE pronunciation for the word nuclear in the GD dictionary now because so many people mis-pronounce it?????? urg.

anyway...all this to say...sorry. just one of my little piccadillos. sorry jenn. i cain't hep muhsef. :crazy:
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i've had this with actors before, on the set,
where they get upset about the [size of my]
trailer, and i'm always like...take my trailer,
cause... i'm from Kentucky
and that's not what we brag about.
~ george clooney, inside the actor's studio



a straight edge for legends at
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gravel pits. sixteen gears switch.
Haphazard Lucy strolls by.
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I was trying to be really over the top more Donaldson'y than Donaldson himself.....and I promise I will never ever ever use that word again, even in humor.....Please don't hurt me Lucimay.....
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Cameraman Jenn wrote:I was trying to be really over the top more Donaldson'y than Donaldson himself.....and I promise I will never ever ever use that word again, even in humor.....Please don't hurt me Lucimay.....
:haha: :haha: :haha: :haha:
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i've had this with actors before, on the set,
where they get upset about the [size of my]
trailer, and i'm always like...take my trailer,
cause... i'm from Kentucky
and that's not what we brag about.
~ george clooney, inside the actor's studio



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Haphazard Lucy strolls by.
~ dennis r wood ~
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It's the avatar....
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Avatar wrote:I didn't know Alynna was a member of THOOLAH. :?

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If it helps you can hurt me.

Masochist: "Hurt me!"

Sadist: "No."

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