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Posted: Sun Dec 03, 2006 8:41 pm
by Cheval
neutered with a rusty pocket knife
Posted: Mon Dec 04, 2006 3:03 am
by Cameraman Jenn
Killer bee attack.
Posted: Mon Dec 04, 2006 6:31 am
by Elfgirl
Lynched by a mob of angry pensioners
Posted: Mon Dec 04, 2006 2:53 pm
by DukkhaWaynhim
Many, many paper cuts.
Posted: Mon Dec 04, 2006 6:09 pm
by sgt.null
nuts caught in a vice...
Posted: Mon Dec 04, 2006 6:20 pm
by Cameraman Jenn
Oprah Winfrey sits on his head and suffocates him.
Posted: Mon Dec 04, 2006 6:30 pm
by sgt.null
punctured testes
Posted: Mon Dec 04, 2006 6:52 pm
by DukkhaWaynhim
<ow!>
Quartered with an old manure shovel.
Posted: Mon Dec 04, 2006 9:08 pm
by sgt.null
ripped apart by rabid wolverines
Posted: Mon Dec 04, 2006 9:12 pm
by Cameraman Jenn
Stabbed with non fatal but bloody wounds and dropped into a shark tank.
Posted: Mon Dec 04, 2006 9:37 pm
by sgt.null
tied to a whale carcass and dropped in a shark tank
Posted: Mon Dec 04, 2006 10:14 pm
by Gil galad
Uglyness causes suicide
Posted: Mon Dec 04, 2006 10:21 pm
by Waddley
Very, very, long wait at the Dpt of Licensing....
Posted: Mon Dec 04, 2006 10:46 pm
by sgt.null
wood chopper
Posted: Tue Dec 05, 2006 3:22 am
by Cameraman Jenn
Xanadu with Olivia Newton John, repeatedly looping while he's strapped to a chair with his eyelids wired open and being intraveneously fed stimulants until his mind finally snaps and an aneurism occurs.
Posted: Tue Dec 05, 2006 11:19 am
by Phantasm
Yanked across a field of broken glass, tied to the car he stole, by his balls, naked as the day he was born, and fed lots of warfarin before it started.
Posted: Tue Dec 05, 2006 1:49 pm
by DukkhaWaynhim
Zipper accident ala "There's Something About Mary"
Posted: Tue Dec 05, 2006 5:50 pm
by sgt.null
arsenic poisoning
Posted: Tue Dec 05, 2006 9:00 pm
by Cameraman Jenn
Bound and gagged with raw meat stuffed up his nasal passages and left out in the sun until the maggots hatch and begin to squirm and feed in his sinus cavity.
Posted: Wed Dec 06, 2006 12:52 am
by Phantasm
Jeez, I wouldn't want to be on the wrong side of you lot.
Castrated using two bricks, and left in the fast lane to bleed to death.