ABCs of ways a car thief could die...

Post by **Waddley** » Mon Nov 27, 2006 9:34 pm

Inspired by recent events, I thought I'd start my very first Mallory's game! (I hope that this subject matter offends no one. But if it offends you, I'm going to have to assume you're a car thief. We're gonna have problems, buddy...)

I'll get it started:

Axe to the face!

Post by **Cameraman Jenn** » Mon Nov 27, 2006 10:09 pm

Boot up the ass!!!

Post by **Waddley** » Mon Nov 27, 2006 10:22 pm

Catching a bowl-eating virus

Post by **Cameraman Jenn** » Mon Nov 27, 2006 10:24 pm

Dung heap dunking!

Post by **sgt.null** » Mon Nov 27, 2006 10:28 pm

eaten by cannibals

Post by **Waddley** » Mon Nov 27, 2006 10:29 pm

Fighting with a llama

Post by **sgt.null** » Mon Nov 27, 2006 10:32 pm

gout of the testes

Post by **Cameraman Jenn** » Mon Nov 27, 2006 10:37 pm

hanging by the nether regions....

Post by **sgt.null** » Mon Nov 27, 2006 10:38 pm

insertion of steel rod to naughty bits

Post by **Cameraman Jenn** » Mon Nov 27, 2006 10:39 pm

Jenn sends them offensive email....

Post by **Waddley** » Tue Nov 28, 2006 12:36 am

Kayak breaking in a lake full of flesh-eating bacteria.

Post by **Cameraman Jenn** » Tue Nov 28, 2006 12:40 am

Leprosy.

Post by **Waddley** » Tue Nov 28, 2006 12:43 am

Melanie(Me) taking matters into her(my) own hands...

(Cue CSI music...)

Post by **Loredoctor** » Tue Nov 28, 2006 12:58 am

Nor Yekith eats them!

Post by **Cameraman Jenn** » Tue Nov 28, 2006 1:03 am

Mauled by Moose!!!!

Post by **Gil galad** » Tue Nov 28, 2006 2:24 am

Necrosis of the Face

Post by **Loredoctor** » Tue Nov 28, 2006 2:27 am

Open heart surgery without anaesthetic.

Post by **Gil galad** » Tue Nov 28, 2006 2:29 am

Piercing of the brain

Post by **sgt.null** » Tue Nov 28, 2006 8:19 am

quiver of arrows shot into spine

Post by **Loredoctor** » Tue Nov 28, 2006 10:49 am

Robotic sodomisation.

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ABCs of ways a car thief could die...

ABCs of ways a car thief could die...