Why did the chicken cross the road?

Post by **Cameraman Jenn** » Mon Feb 12, 2007 9:29 pm

High Lord Tolkien: The chicken crossed the road to peck out Linden Avery's tear filled eyes!! LONG LIVE THOOLAH!

CovJr: Because Ponce the Badger was chasing it.....

Post by **wayfriend** » Tue Feb 13, 2007 4:42 pm

Jay: I finally finished reading Runes. I hated the chicken. All it did was cross a road.

Elfgirl: The chicken would make the perfect Milos in my Gap movie.

Prebe: In my country the government pays for everyone's chicken.

Avatar: Good points, everyone. I agree, the chicken had a right to cross the road. But I can see why the road wouldn't like it.

Syl:
Best chicken .............................. Esmer
Best new chicken ....................... Esmer
Best crossing of a country road ... Esmer
Best crossing of an urban road .... Esmer
Best chicken recipe .................... Mennoly
Strangest chicken ...................... sgtnull
Best use of heh crossing a road ... KevinsWatch
Bitchiest Hen Fight ...................... Esmer and Cail
Best depantsing by a chicken ...... CovenantJr
Chicken of the year .................... Esmer
Roadkill of the year .................... Esmer

Post by **Cameraman Jenn** » Tue Feb 13, 2007 4:45 pm

That was awesome Wayfriend.

Post by **Prebe** » Tue Feb 13, 2007 8:29 pm

I'm still a little hurt that nobody commented on my Cail/Guns chicken post.

I will, when I have wiped the tears from my eyes!
Excelllllent!

Holy Crap this thread is funny! LOLS all the way. Thanks to cameramanJen and wayfriend for their succinct nailing of my personality/political view.

Allow me:
Malik: "Hey chicken! That's my road you are crossing! I'm not paying, whatever tax it is I'm paying, to have your mooching poultry ass crossing a road that would have been built much more reliably (and cheaper) by a private company. KABLAMO! (sound of shotgun)

Cail: "I never said that the chicken crossed the road. I said that the chicken was on the other side. It is YOU who make the inference."

null: "Crossed the road eh? Some chickens are just born evil. Lock it up for life. That'll solve everything."

Avatar: "I agree that the chicken crossed the road SOMEHOW *shrugs* (good posts all), but did it really WANT to cross the road? I could easily imagine that the tyrany of majority forced the chicken to cross the ro.... HEY! Stop that chicken! It's got my spliff!

Marvin: Whos road was that again? Nobody can morally own a road.

Wayfriend: "It crossed the road to escape animal experiments caried out by cosmetic companys that have no other purpose than lining their own pockets. Oh, the humanity!

HLT: "Did the chicken cross the road? I must have missed that. Was it on FOX?" (sorry HLT. I couldn't help it! You know I love you big boy

)

SYL: Why? en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Why_did_the_chicken_cross_the_road

Post by **Damelon** » Tue Feb 13, 2007 8:55 pm

Jenn Cameraman-Galad wrote:I know Elfie, the tank is like the WWF of literary and political discussion.

OMG! The best description of the Tank ever! :yourock:

Post by **Cameraman Jenn** » Tue Feb 13, 2007 8:59 pm

Thanks Damelon!

Prebe, I snorted tea out of my nose when I read about the spliff. All of those are just brilliant.

Post by **Damelon** » Tue Feb 13, 2007 9:39 pm

Seems like a common reaction reading this thread. I'd read the first couple of posts when it first came out and had since forgotten about it. In going over it, when I saw your post, Jenn, I almost sprayed a mouthful of Diet Pepsi on the laptop!

Post by **Avatar** » Wed Feb 14, 2007 5:45 am

Jokes at the expense of the 'Tank huh? (I notice that with rare exceptions, they're by people who do not however frequent it.

Buncha road-crossing chickens.

--A

Post by **Elfgirl** » Wed Feb 14, 2007 6:01 am

Avatar wrote:Jokes at the expense of the 'Tank huh? (I notice that with rare exceptions, they're by people who do not however frequent it.

Buncha road-crossing chickens.

--A

Us 'chickens' stay outa the Tank for good reason.

We don't wanna be Kentucky fried.

Post by **Avatar** » Wed Feb 14, 2007 6:13 am

--A

Post by **Prebe** » Wed Feb 14, 2007 6:30 am

Jenn cameraman-Galad wrote:Prebe, I snorted tea out of my nose when I read about the spliff. All of those are just brilliant.

Thank you. *bows*.

If it was green tea it should actually clean the sinuses

Prebe: "In Denmark, the chickens only cross at pedestrian crossings, when the green chicken flashes. And it is pleased to pay it's chicken tax!"

Prebe: "The American chicken never made it. It was run over by a 3 ton gas guzling behemoth, or shot by a perfectly legal semi-automatic weapon."

Prebe: "If a chicken is found by the roadside, we use government paid service personel to take it across the road, give it an amount of money or methadone:"

Prebe: "I know why the chicken crossed the road, but you guys wouldn't understand it."

Post by **Sunbaneglasses** » Wed Feb 14, 2007 7:00 am

The chicken crossed the road because Chuck Norris told it to.

Post by **Prebe** » Wed Feb 14, 2007 7:06 am

Heh sbg! Two mythical figures in one sentence. Nice!

Post by **Elfgirl** » Wed Feb 14, 2007 7:16 am

Prebe wrote:Heh sbg! Two mythical figures in one sentence. Nice!

who you calling 'mythical'?

www.chucknorrisfacts.com/

Post by **Loredoctor** » Wed Feb 14, 2007 7:56 am

Prebe wrote:Heh sbg! Two mythical figures in one sentence. Nice!

Hey, I used Jack Bauer earlier!

Post by **Wyldewode** » Wed Feb 14, 2007 8:00 am

Heh. This thread only gets funnier as time goes on.

Post by **Prebe** » Wed Feb 14, 2007 10:34 am

Loremaster wrote:Hey, I used Jack Bauer earlier!

I said mythical not fictional (that's an answer to you too Elfgirl)

Post by **Cameraman Jenn** » Wed Feb 14, 2007 4:58 pm

Some Chicken ones ala Fantasy Bedtime Hour:

Cameraman Jenn: Chickens Chickens we are filming remember, now get crossing!

Thomas Covenant: I hope there's chicken for lunch.

Lord Mormon: My foresight told me the chicken was going to cross.

Julie: That's HOT!

Heatherly: OH MY GOD!!!

Post by **Trapper** » Wed Feb 14, 2007 6:19 pm

I'm so glad I clicked on this thread.

ROTFLMAO.

Elfgirl: Here's my depiction of a deliciously bad rooster.

Fist and Faith: *quotes best previous examples of chickens crossing the road, as pertaining to the deeper motive for said action currently under discussion*

Post by **Sunbaneglasses** » Wed Feb 14, 2007 10:12 pm

One morning at chicken church:

"Cluck unto the lord brothers and sisters, raise your voices and make a glorious clucking to across the road! For he who is across the road loves you! And makes the corn and the worms, and the roosts, and wards the foxes away."
One little rooster asked "but how do we know that the lord waits for us in heaven across the road?" The preacher replied, "ahhh, that is a matter of faith son". The young rooster replied, "has any chicken ever crossed the road and returned bearing witness?" "Some have tried, but alas it was not their time to enter into the glory of Across The Road, let us pray".

Later that day the chicken crossed the road.

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Why did the chicken cross the road?