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The I.L.L.A Oath (draft)

My brothers and sisters, I swear upon the Holy statue of Linden Avery the Chosen, that I love Linden Avery.

Never shall I join THOOLAH, or any other Linden Avery the Chosen guild, group, club, league, gang, association, circle, clique, company, crew, fellowship, fraternity, lodge, meeting, mob, order, outfit, ring, set, society, sodality, union, brotherhood, hangout, faction, alliance, bunch, assemblage, band, shift, squad, syndicate, team, tribe, troop, troupe, connection, crowd, accumulation, aggregation, batch, battery, bevy, body, bunch, bundle, cartel, category, chain or trust.

I prostrate myself fully and utterly for you, and support you all the way through LC.

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My brothers and sisters, I swear upon the Holy statue of Linden Avery the Chosen, that I love Linden Avery.

Never shall I join THOOLAH, or any other Linden Avery the Chosen guild, group, club, league, gang, association, circle, clique, company, crew, fellowship, fraternity, lodge, meeting, mob, order, outfit, ring, set, society, sodality, union, brotherhood, hangout, faction, alliance, bunch, assemblage, band, shift, squad, syndicate, team, tribe, troop, troupe, connection, crowd, accumulation, aggregation, batch, battery, bevy, body, bunch, bundle, cartel, category, chain or trust.

I prostrate myself fully and utterly for you, and support you all the way through LC.

Sworn,

Spring.

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Isn't this the wrong thread for that particular oath? ;)

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Avatar wrote:Isn't this the wrong thread for that particular oath? ;)

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(heheh, I will renew my vows here too...)

My brothers and sisters, I swear upon the Holy statue of Linden Avery the Chosen, that I love Linden Avery.

Never shall I join THOOLAH, or any other Linden Avery the Chosen guild, group, club, league, gang, association, circle, clique, company, crew, fellowship, fraternity, lodge, meeting, mob, order, outfit, ring, set, society, sodality, union, brotherhood, hangout, faction, alliance, bunch, assemblage, band, shift, squad, syndicate, team, tribe, troop, troupe, connection, crowd, accumulation, aggregation, batch, battery, bevy, body, bunch, bundle, cartel, category, chain or trust.

I prostrate myself fully and utterly for you, and support you all the way through LC.

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we've been INFILTRATED!!! sheesh! :roll:
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I say it is time for retaliation!
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My brothers and sisters, I curse upon the unholy statue of Linden Avery the Poorly Chosen, that I despise Linden Avery.

I shall always remain faithful to THOOLAH, or any other anti-Linden Avery the Poorly Chosen guild, group, club, league, gang, association, circle, clique, company, crew, fellowship, fraternity, lodge, meeting, mob, order, outfit, ring, set, society, sodality, union, brotherhood, hangout, faction, alliance, bunch, assemblage, band, shift, squad, syndicate, team, tribe, troop, troupe, connection, crowd, accumulation, aggregation, batch, battery, bevy, body, bunch, bundle, cartel, category, chain or trust.

I give the middle finger fully and utterly for you,and hope many nasty and painful things happen to you through out the LC.

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|L ... where is the love?
such hate only leads to Despair... :E :lf:

feel the love... |G
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Usivius wrote:|L ... where is the love?
such hate only leads to Despair... :E :lf:

feel the love... |G
Love?
Love what?
Linden is a void.
She's the absense of being.
Worse, she sucks the life and joy from others as well.
You embrace this?
You and your fellow members of I.L.L.A embrace the darkness as you fall into the abyss that is Linden Avery.
But look!
The bright light of THOOLAH shines before you.
Reach out!
Save yourselves before it's too late!
And it will be too late soon.
Very soon.
TURN FROM THE ABYSS!


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My brothers and sisters, I curse upon the unholy statue of Linden Avery the Poorly Chosen, that I despise Linden Avery.

I shall always remain faithful to THOOLAH, or any other anti-Linden Avery the Poorly Chosen guild, group, club, league, gang, association, circle, clique, company, crew, fellowship, fraternity, lodge, meeting, mob, order, outfit, ring, set, society, sodality, union, brotherhood, hangout, faction, alliance, bunch, assemblage, band, shift, squad, syndicate, team, tribe, troop, troupe, connection, crowd, accumulation, aggregation, batch, battery, bevy, body, bunch, bundle, cartel, category, chain or trust.

I give the middle finger fully and utterly for you,and hope many nasty and painful things happen to you through out the LC.

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Sunbaneglasses wrote:Linden Avery the Poorly Chosen
:lol: Damn Linden to hell!
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Sunbaneglasses wrote:Linden Avery the Poorly Chosen
Hahaha. Nice one. Maybe that should be on the THOOLAH t-shirt? Hehe.-jay
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2006:The year of THOOLAH.
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:lol: :lol: :lol:
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2006 the year of Drunken Thoolah!
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Oh dear, now I'm worried.
Eh, I don't hate Linden. She can be annoying, but... *shrugs*
Don't eat me!
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infidel.
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Change Haters to Whiners and I might take this thread seriously. ;)
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Linden Avery, The Frozen One. :twisted:
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