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Posted: Wed Jul 16, 2003 5:23 am
by Reisheiruhime
My dog Kiwi got bit by a copperhead. Her head looked like a large canteloupe.
But you see, I have a copperhead snake as a pet. That is, I toss him snacks, and he doesn't kill me. He's about 8 feet long, and he's fat. I shall have to smite him one day. And make him into a stew. (yuk, I'm joking) Nah, I'll make him into a belt, or something like that.
Anyway, stale pie is the work of Satan.
Posted: Wed Jul 16, 2003 9:15 am
by CovenantJr
Posted: Wed Jul 16, 2003 9:19 am
by CovenantJr
Piles of dirty washing are the work of satan.
Processed turkey slices with unexpected shards of bone are the work of satan's neighbour's dog
Posted: Wed Jul 16, 2003 10:26 am
by Skyweir
cherry flavoured medicine is the work of satan .. and dont tell me it tastes nice
Posted: Wed Jul 16, 2003 1:35 pm
by CovenantJr
Well, if I can't tell you it tastes nice, you've severely restricted my reply
Posted: Wed Jul 16, 2003 3:15 pm
by The Leper Fairy
Blech, the only liquid medicine that tastes even slightly good is pepto bismol
Posted: Thu Jul 17, 2003 1:16 am
by Reisheiruhime
Oh, how nice.
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Posted: Sun Jul 20, 2003 4:07 am
by Skyweir
LOL Cov jr.
and i agree with your no medicine tastes nice .. but i cant comment on the pepto bismal thing .. cos it just doesnt even sound nice
Posted: Mon Jul 21, 2003 3:08 am
by Reisheiruhime
Posted: Mon Jul 21, 2003 3:18 am
by Worm of Despite
If I was a bee and I saw a dog named Fatty Biggens, I'd put him out of his misery too.
Posted: Mon Jul 21, 2003 3:23 am
by Reisheiruhime
Well, that's why you're the Despiser, and I'm the new Queen of my own tropical planet. So ha!
Posted: Mon Jul 21, 2003 3:26 am
by Worm of Despite
Do you even comprehend the incongruity of a Raver on a tropical planet!? Well, there is that whole Land thing. Eh, never mind.
Posted: Mon Jul 21, 2003 3:31 am
by Reisheiruhime
Yeah, I made a Forestal angry and it threw me out of the Land. I just kept going until I hit something. The only bad thing about my planet is that there are Raptors.
Scary. I think I'll be going to an island now, seeing since that I've been chewed on a little.
Posted: Tue Jul 22, 2003 6:34 pm
by Samadhi Foul
Poor dog! Is his nose back to normal? (I'd stop by, but that'd mean getting detected by your satalites, or whatever they're called. Honestly, haven't you people developed probe ships yet? How technologically behind are you people?) Sorry to sound mean, but I have no patients today. Sorry.
Failed genetic modifications are the work of whoever Satan is.
Posted: Tue Jul 22, 2003 10:24 pm
by Infelice
The unprecedented has happened and I posted before I looked at what topic I was posting under.....the old grey matter is reaching critical failure level.
And the fact that I had to edit this post 4 times before I got it right just reinforces the fact.....my brain is turning to mush.
Old Age..is certainly a thing o f the devil.
Posted: Wed Jul 23, 2003 12:19 am
by Skyweir
LOL .. where is a fountain of eternal youth when you need one??
Posted: Mon Aug 11, 2003 11:55 pm
by Infelice
*sigh*....I was living in the paradise that was Windows XP. What a wonderland it was!!!! Please note I said WAS........until that stinking winblast virus worm thingy attacked my beloved Winny XP and now I'm confined to Windows 98 for up to 48 HOURS!!!!!!!!!!
Death to all hackers!!!!!!!!!!
Posted: Mon Aug 11, 2003 11:57 pm
by Fist and Faith
Posted: Tue Aug 12, 2003 12:12 am
by Nav
Foul's av?
Posted: Tue Aug 12, 2003 12:16 am
by Skyweir
death to all stinking winblast virus worm thingies
((infelice))
