Posted: Thu Dec 14, 2006 11:14 pm
Xylophone accident. (It may not sound so serious, but you wouldn't sleep for a week if you knew all the details. Really. It's not just an excuse to get past 'X'. 
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ABCs of ways a car thief could die...
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Posted: Fri Dec 15, 2006 12:51 am
Yak Stampede....(did we use that one?) I've totally lost track.
Posted: Fri Dec 15, 2006 4:31 am
Zoophobia caused a seisure
Posted: Sat Dec 16, 2006 9:46 pm
A big boy chopped his head off.
Posted: Sun Dec 17, 2006 4:48 am
Bungee jumping accident...
Posted: Mon Dec 18, 2006 11:36 pm
Cut his balls off with a blunt, rusty spoon and let him bleed to death.
Posted: Mon Dec 18, 2006 11:38 pm
Death by ennui....
P.S. Phantasm....that's pretty graphic....are you feeling ok? Everything alright?
P.S. Phantasm....that's pretty graphic....are you feeling ok? Everything alright?
Posted: Tue Dec 19, 2006 12:03 am
Fine thanksCameraman Jenn wrote:Death by ennui....
P.S. Phantasm....that's pretty graphic....are you feeling ok? Everything alright?
Eleven elephants dance on his balls and then he bleeds to death, slowly in agonising pain.
Posted: Thu Dec 21, 2006 8:22 am
Firecrackers in the drivers seat, timed to go off when car thief drives victims car more than 10m from home base... 
Posted: Fri Jan 12, 2007 3:33 am
Grind his 'nads into the radiator fan when car is on the verge of overheating.
Posted: Fri Jan 12, 2007 4:12 am
Herring bone choking
Posted: Sat Jan 13, 2007 1:59 am
Invoking the ritual of desecration when you realise your car has been stolen (might not be too good for others in the vacinity though)
Posted: Sat Jan 13, 2007 2:43 am
jelly drowning
Posted: Tue Feb 06, 2007 1:26 am
King-hit by an spanner, which is built into the airbag.
Posted: Fri May 25, 2007 8:15 pm
Lighter accident
Posted: Fri May 25, 2007 8:29 pm
Magma drowning.
Posted: Fri May 25, 2007 8:54 pm
Nostril impaled by turn signal
Posted: Fri Jul 08, 2011 8:51 am
open hearted surgery - no drugs involved
Posted: Wed Jul 27, 2011 10:52 pm
Picking the rotten meat out of the teeth of a live shark.
Posted: Sun Jul 31, 2011 5:25 am
questioned to death by the boys at haliburton