Kevin's Watch

haha

considering I'm quitting, it's a good question! I was going to look into an entry-level state position, but then Gregoire froze them all to save face for the election.

So I'm looking for anything full time that doesn't involve selling something. I'm tired of selling crap.


tell me your favorite joke.

Best told aloud:
Every afternoon when a certain doctor got off of work, he would go across the street to a bar and order a hazelnut daquairi. The bartender knew this and would prepare it ahead of time so the doctor wouldn't have to wait. One day the bartender was about to make the daquairi for the doctor when he realized he was out of hazelnut flavoring. He searched through all of the flavorings and found one that was a hickory nut flavor, and figured that the taste would be similar enough. When the doctor came and tasted his drink, he asked the bartender "What the hell is this?". The bartender said "It's a Hickory Daqairi, Doc."

If you could know the exact time of your death ahead of time, would you want to know? Why/why not?

No; it would spoil the surprise.

If you could live your life over again, would you?

I might have changed a couple of my deeds, but otherwise I'm supremely satisfied with the results so far. 23 years and already a novel and poetry that I think will outlast me.

Along this line, is there something at Kevin's Watch you'd re-do (arguments with others, participating in the Think-Tank, or just changing your current name)?

Yes. I would have. But I don't want to open that can of worms again to bring it up.

If you could live your life over again and not be able to change a thing, would you? Why or why not?

If I couldn't change anything, then no way, I couldn't watch that movie again. Too much darkness, pain and evil in my "coming of age" years. (And most of it was my doing.) Moving on to the next life!!

Is there anyone you haven't forgiven?

Myself.

MySpace or FaceBook? (Cr@p, has that one been asked already? )

BTW DotD, very nice myspace page!

Facebook. I do it because my friends are all doing it. Peer pressure and all.


Chocolate or vanilla ice cream?

normally I'm the outcast Strawberry lover. But in this instance, Vanilla.

You come to a fork in the road. Left or right?

Hmm. Left, today, I think. Perhaps tomorrow I would choose right, but today seems like a lefty kinda day.

If you could take two months off from work, paid, and you had to choose between December-January or March-April, which would you pick? No substitutions, please (I'd really muck up the schedule if I waited 'til summer).

Dec-Jan. Fewer people camping.

Pork or Beef of Chicken?

chicken. . or should i say. . .




You'd like a new pet. You choose: a sugar glider or a hedgehog?

Hmm. If a sugar glider is a bird, then the hedgehog. Otherwise the sugar glider.


ten dollars a day for life, or a million right now?

I believe a sugar glider is a mammal similar to a squirrel...
Even though a million can be invested and made into more millions pretty quickly, I'd rather have the 10 per day, 'cause I'd invest a million pretty poorly and lose everything. At least with the 10 I'd have a steady income. And nothing in the question prevents me from making more with an actual job.

What is your favorite holiday memory?

Sugar gliders are similar to a squirrel, but actually are marsupials.

Favorite holiday memory was probably the year I received the book of Watership Down and the Star Wars Death Star playset for Xmas. Either that or the first year I went to the spook houses in Kansas City.

Chichen Itza or chicken pizza?

...and your question?

Menolly wrote:...and your question?

What do you mean? It's there....






...after an edit...


I really need to stop playing this game if I can't remember to start the next.

Chichen Itza.

Where would you rather be right now?

Home. But even more so in Ireland with the members of Seafest.

Crunchy or creamy?

(you decide if I mean peanut butter)