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Posted: Mon Aug 01, 2011 12:02 am
by Harbinger
Raped with whatever tool he used to break into the car
Posted: Mon Aug 01, 2011 12:11 am
by sgt.null
set on fire by body quadrant
Posted: Sun Dec 28, 2014 12:45 am
by Cord Hurn
tetanus from trying to use a rusty coat hanger to get into the car
Posted: Mon Dec 29, 2014 11:55 am
by michaelm
Used the car in Robocop 2
"...and it doesn't even drain my battery!"
Posted: Wed Jan 14, 2015 7:18 pm
by Cord Hurn
Vapors from the exhaust make the thief fall asleep at the wheel
Posted: Sat Jan 31, 2015 7:55 am
by sgt.null
welded to a car going to the compactor.
Posted: Sat Feb 07, 2015 1:50 am
by Cord Hurn
X cons who want the same car "rub out" the thief to obtain it.
Posted: Mon Feb 09, 2015 1:53 am
by Sorus
Yeti stampede.
Posted: Mon Feb 09, 2015 5:02 am
by Cord Hurn
Zapped by his own ignition rewiring
Posted: Mon Feb 09, 2015 1:48 pm
by michaelm
AAA special forces being called out to eliminate him.
Posted: Wed Feb 11, 2015 1:32 am
by Cord Hurn
Blackbelt martial artist turns out to be the car owner.
Posted: Wed Feb 11, 2015 1:56 pm
by michaelm
Car is actually Stephen King's Christine
Posted: Fri Feb 13, 2015 2:22 am
by Cord Hurn
Door falls off and seat belt fails while rounding a mountain switchback in a high-speed chase
Posted: Fri Feb 13, 2015 1:46 pm
by michaelm
Ejector seat in James Bond's car used to escape police chase, but roof fails to open
Posted: Wed May 06, 2015 7:49 am
by sgt.null
fire! the thief is set alight by the robo-defense system.
Posted: Sat May 16, 2015 3:50 am
by Cheval
Greyhound bus runs them over and makes him/her flat as a pancake. splat!
Posted: Thu Jun 18, 2015 3:49 pm
by Cagliostro
Hermaphrodite attack!
Posted: Mon Jun 22, 2015 1:10 pm
by deer of the dawn
Idiot didn't see the IED in the back seat
Posted: Tue Jun 30, 2015 8:13 pm
by Cheval
Jerking the steering wheel violently to one side while racing 80 miles and hour through a dense forest.
Posted: Wed Jul 08, 2015 2:22 am
by deer of the dawn
Killed by plowing into a roving zombie band.