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I hit a bump this morning. Ok, it was more like a curb...and I drove over it. :D

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A well designed bump-out naturally directs both pedestrian and vehicular traffic.
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A well designed bump-out naturally directs both pedestrian and vehicular traffic.
:lol: It wasn't funny at the time. :D

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Bump on a log.
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There's a fleck on the speck on the tail on the frog on the bump on the branch on the log in the hole in the bottom of the sea.
There's a fleck on the speck on the tail on the frog on the bump on the branch on the log in the hole in the bottom of the sea.
There's a fleck?
There's a fleck!
There's a fleck on the speck on the tail on the frog on the bump on the branch on the log in the hole in the bottom of the sea.
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What would a frog be doing at the bottom of the sea?

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Good point. :)
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Avatar wrote:What would a frog be doing at the bottom of the sea?
He's sitting on a bump on a branch on a log. Catch up!
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:lol:

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Bump.
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Bumpity bump bump.
"The Cheat is GROUNDED! We had that lightswitch installed for you so you could turn the lights on and off, not so you could throw lightswitch raves!"
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There are lots of bumps on a road near our house. Caused by the tree roots of very old trees that are growing under the road and are close to the surface.
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I'm talking 'bout trees like this:

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They're non-native trees, very shallow roots, and have been destructively invasive, in addition to making natural (and annoying) "speed bumps" in the road.
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I drove over some of those bumps yesterday.
"The Cheat is GROUNDED! We had that lightswitch installed for you so you could turn the lights on and off, not so you could throw lightswitch raves!"
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A well designed bump-out naturally directs both pedestrian and vehicular traffic.
We call those bulb-outs. And they are super-annoying.
"The Cheat is GROUNDED! We had that lightswitch installed for you so you could turn the lights on and off, not so you could throw lightswitch raves!"
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