Things that are the work of Satan

Post by **Biff** » Mon Aug 18, 2003 9:21 am

That retched little Purple Dinosaur Barney... now that's not the work of Satan... that is Satan!

Post by **CovenantJr** » Mon Aug 18, 2003 9:24 am

The fact that facial ar grows, resulting in the need for a shave. Pain in the posterior

Post by **Skyweir** » Tue Aug 19, 2003 12:07 am

facial 'ar' .. mmm yeah ..

LOL .. 'ar' -> definately a pain in the 'ar'

Post by **CovenantJr** » Tue Aug 19, 2003 2:12 am

Oh shush you!

I seemed to be doing that a lot yesterday. I told a friend of mine it was "ool" that he got into university, lol

Post by **Skyweir** » Tue Aug 19, 2003 4:13 am

oooh yeah .. very 'ool' .. :p

a rare mutated form of dyslexias con lobectemus no doubt

Post by **The Leper Fairy** » Wed Aug 20, 2003 4:24 pm

Lifegaurding... or more specific: snotty little kids.

Man... back in my day I respected my lifeguards! When they yelled at me I did what I was told! But there's no respect these days!

Post by **Infelice** » Thu Aug 21, 2003 11:27 am

*SIGH*......Soup Diets....

Post by **Biff** » Fri Aug 22, 2003 2:50 am

You still sick Infelice?

Post by **duchess of malfi** » Fri Aug 22, 2003 7:55 am

My bank's ATM machine serves Satan. I went through the drive through ATM machine today, asked for $100, and it gave me 5 x $10 bills. I drove around to the front of the bank and asked for the balance of my money (the receipt said it gave me $100 even though it only gave me $50). They refused, said that I would have to wait until next Wednesday, when they reconciled the ATM money...I had to fill out a form and they xeroxed everything, and I as I left they had a huge line of people who had the same problem I did, and some of them were screaming and yelling...I guess if I was the bank employee I would say the people screaming and yelling also were from down below...

Post by **[Syl]** » Fri Aug 22, 2003 9:08 am

You're half right, Duchess. Banks are the work of Satan.

Post by **CovenantJr** » Fri Aug 22, 2003 9:55 am

Or is Satan the work of the bank?

Post by **Infelice** » Fri Aug 22, 2003 2:06 pm

Biff wrote:You still sick Infelice?

No Biff.....but I am SICK of this diet.

Post by **The Leper Fairy** » Fri Aug 22, 2003 5:04 pm

Then quit! I just ate a double quarter pounder with cheese and no pickles or onions! It practically oozed fat! Mmm...

Post by **Infelice** » Fri Aug 22, 2003 8:19 pm

Ahhhh....Leper Fairy, that would be taking the easy way out. I need to train my resolve and willpower. If I give up now, all will be lost. This is more than just a diet, its conditioning the will and the mind and the body. Well at least I hope it is.....

Post by **Reisheiruhime** » Fri Aug 22, 2003 9:30 pm

When someone types their entire story in lime green, cyan, and neon yellow, you know that they ARE Satan. And that was a good story too!

Infelice, there are other things that'll sharpen your willpower and resolve. Not exactly legal, but Breezy never really cared about rules.....

Post by **Vain** » Sun Aug 24, 2003 12:27 am

The Leper Fairy wrote:Then quit! I just ate a double quarter pounder with cheese and no pickles or onions! It practically oozed fat! Mmm...

I love those WITH the pickles and onions

Signed: The Michelin Man

Post by **Furls Fire** » Sun Aug 24, 2003 3:20 am

having to wait another YEAR or more for "The Runes of the Earth!!"

Post by **The Leper Fairy** » Sun Aug 24, 2003 5:32 am

Yeah, I hate having to wait for books or CD's or movies (C'MON RotK!!!) to come out.

Post by **Infelice** » Sun Aug 24, 2003 10:30 pm

I'm just hanging out for the DVD of TTT. *sigh*

Post by **Skyweir** » Mon Aug 25, 2003 2:55 am

ditto!! but i am not getting sucked in this time 'round .. i'm waiting for the extended version

mmm .. will power and resolve sharpener: running, exercising daily .. and no liquid diets

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Things that are the work of Satan