Posted: Sun Aug 21, 2016 5:38 am
lard, a ton of lard
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ABCs of ways a car thief could die...
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Posted: Mon Sep 26, 2016 7:48 pm
Massive coronary whilst trying to free himself from a booby trap that hydraulically shoves the driver's seat into the roof of the car if the ignition is tampered with.
Posted: Sun Dec 20, 2020 6:19 am
Nailed with a falling hood while trying to hot-wire the engine 
ABCs of ways a car thief could die...
Posted: Fri Aug 02, 2024 4:53 am
Orangutan stampede