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Posted: Tue Feb 12, 2008 7:45 pm
by thefirst
Just as well, I'm horribly stubborn
Posted: Tue Feb 12, 2008 7:48 pm
by DukkhaWaynhim
For my wife and I, Valentine's Day is a special day where we treat each other to professional, side-by-side, full body massages.
So much better than candy; there is no comparison.
DRG
Posted: Tue Feb 12, 2008 7:52 pm
by thefirst
"Thread drift is inevitable"
Posted: Tue Feb 12, 2008 7:55 pm
by ___
Stubborn, eh? Man, you're the complete package, aren't you? I have to tell you, I haven't felt this way about a woman in a long time; I don't know, maybe it's because the divorce was so painful, maybe it's because it's rarely so dark that I actually have to feel about to know what part goes where; I'm blabbering, aren't I? I can't help it; it's just that I need to say this, and it's so difficult to say. So, please forgive me if I blubber a bit, but what I'm trying to say is (takes deep breath) Betty Botter had some butter, "But," she said, "this butter's bitter. If I bake this bitter butter, it would make my batter bitter. But a bit of better butter-- that would make my batter better." So she bought a bit of butter, better than her bitter butter, and she baked it in her batter, and the batter was not bitter. So 'twas better Betty Botter bought a bit of better butter.
God, that felt good.
Posted: Tue Feb 12, 2008 7:59 pm
by thefirst
Emotional Leopard wrote:Stubborn, eh? Man, you're the complete package, aren't you? I have to tell you, I haven't felt this way about a woman in a long time; I don't know, maybe it's because the divorce was so painful, maybe it's because it's rarely so dark that I actually have to feel about to know what part goes where; I'm blabbering, aren't I? I can't help it; it's just that I need to say this, and it's so difficult to say. So, please forgive me if I blubber a bit, but what I'm trying to say is (takes deep breath) Betty Botter had some butter, "But," she said, "this butter's bitter. If I bake this bitter butter, it would make my batter bitter. But a bit of better butter-- that would make my batter better." So she bought a bit of butter, better than her bitter butter, and she baked it in her batter, and the batter was not bitter. So 'twas better Betty Botter bought a bit of better butter.
Whoa, I'm impressed, I couldn't say that at all, much less if I was fighting down a fur ball. And btw, turn on the lights!
God, that felt good.
Posted: Tue Feb 12, 2008 8:02 pm
by ___
Hey, you messed up the quotes! That means you're not perfect!
That means I have a chance here!!!!
Posted: Tue Feb 12, 2008 8:04 pm
by thefirst
My occasional imperfections, only make me more appealing.
Posted: Tue Feb 12, 2008 8:07 pm
by ___
Darn straight they do. Ready for some more dirty talk?
Mr. See owned a saw.
And Mr. Soar owned a seesaw.
Now See's saw sawed Soar's seesaw
Before Soar saw See,
Which made Soar sore.
Had Soar seen See's saw
Before See sawed Soar's seesaw,
See's saw would not have sawed
Soar's seesaw.
So See's saw sawed Soar's seesaw.
But it was sad to see Soar so sore
Just because See's saw sawed
Soar's seesaw!
Posted: Tue Feb 12, 2008 8:09 pm
by thefirst
Now that's scandalous! You'd better watch it, this is a PG-13 forum
Posted: Tue Feb 12, 2008 8:12 pm
by Wyldewode
And the entertainment continues. . .
Posted: Tue Feb 12, 2008 8:14 pm
by ___
thefirst wrote:And btw, turn on the lights!
To quote the incomparable Pepe Le Pew: "One nice thing eez, the game of love eez never called on account of darkness."
Posted: Tue Feb 12, 2008 8:18 pm
by thefirst
While I salute Monsieur Le Pew, I recall a certain Wylie Coyote waving a sign saying "This Stinks"
Posted: Tue Feb 12, 2008 8:19 pm
by Menolly
Emotional Leopard wrote:Stubborn, eh? Man, you're the complete package, aren't you? I have to tell you, I haven't felt this way about a woman in a long time; I don't know, maybe it's because the divorce was so painful, maybe it's because it's rarely so dark that I actually have to feel about to know what part goes where; I'm blabbering, aren't I? I can't help it; it's just that I need to say this, and it's so difficult to say. So, please forgive me if I blubber a bit, but what I'm trying to say is (takes deep breath) Betty Botter had some butter, "But," she said, "this butter's bitter. If I bake this bitter butter, it would make my batter bitter. But a bit of better butter-- that would make my batter better." So she bought a bit of butter, better than her bitter butter, and she baked it in her batter, and the batter was not bitter. So 'twas better Betty Botter bought a bit of better butter.
God, that felt good.
...oh my g-ds...oh my g-ds...oh my g-ds...
That was perfect.
Posted: Tue Feb 12, 2008 8:22 pm
by ___
thefirst wrote:While I salute Monsieur Le Pew, I recall a certain Wylie Coyote waving a sign saying "This Stinks"
I'm sure it was the ACME perfume Wylie wore...that stuff will drive you off a cliff!
Posted: Tue Feb 12, 2008 8:25 pm
by thefirst
I believe it's the Essence of Roadrunner that they put in it
Posted: Tue Feb 12, 2008 8:34 pm
by ___
thefirst wrote:I believe it's the Essence of Roadrunner that they put in it
Well, scratch one valentine's gift idea.....
Posted: Tue Feb 12, 2008 8:39 pm
by thefirst
As you're a leopard, I was thinking of getting you one of those little heart shaped boxes with chocolate Bugs Bunnies in it, but maybe I should save that idea for Halloween
Posted: Tue Feb 12, 2008 8:42 pm
by ___
For some reason, chocolate bunnies taste best around Easter.
Posted: Tue Feb 12, 2008 8:44 pm
by thefirst
That depends on how you skewer them
Posted: Tue Feb 12, 2008 8:48 pm
by ___
Heh, thank you for helping me put the massacre back in Valentine's day, you lovely thing you!