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duchess of malfi
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get a life people, the best sex is always that to be found in the real world with a real breathing (and very sexy) person.Bhakti wrote:Pastorally; urbanly; in the desert; in the mountains... The point is, there's sex to be found in the Pantheon!Romance.... Sex presented pastorally
while I certainly do not object to pastoral, urban, desert, or mountain sex (and have experienced them all in my real physical body) - the best sex of all is in a comfy bed!
with a real person! 
Love as thou wilt.
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duchess of malfi
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for crying our loud! go find your husband, woman - and seduce him into having screaming, crying, bed breaking, window shattering, life changing, earth quaking, puddle of quivering goo wild monkey sex!Menolly wrote:True 'nuff...duchess of malfi wrote: while I certainly do not object to pastoral, urban, desert, or mountain sex (and have experienced them all in my real physical body) - the best sex of all is in a comfy bed!
But sometimes...
And do not take no for an answer! even if there is a football game on the television!
there are...things...you can do to get his mind off of anything other than sex.
Love as thou wilt.
Thanks for the invite Bhakit and O-gon-cho (or was it supposed to be a seduction! ). Sex in the Pantheon eh?! Really?! Are you guys runnin' some pron ring? I had no idea! 
However I, seriously, don't have the time to play, and I prefer to have my online sex in private!
). Sex in the Pantheon eh?! Really?! Are you guys runnin' some pron ring? I had no idea! However I, seriously, don't have the time to play, and I prefer to have my online sex in private!
Spoiler
of course...I'm jokin'!!!! <grin>
That woman always scared the hell outta me when I was a kid.Matrixman wrote:"They're here."danlo wrote:Bizzare-kind of reminds me of Poltergiest
Haven't been able to look at midgets the same ever since.
Avatar wrote:But then, the answers provided by your imagination are not only sometimes best, but have the added advantage of being unable to be wrong.
See? The minute I'm put on the MIA list, I come outa the woodwork!Matrixman wrote:I imagine Elfy is having too much fun pushing pixels around on her new workstation.
hey everyone! Sorry for the no-show lately, but MM has sorta got it right! That and I've been organising TWO trips (Melbourne in october, Cocos Islands in Jan next year!) So i've been doing a lot of net surfing in travel-land!
Guess I've been booted outa the 'teams' game in Mallorys by now...Emo Leper had it in for me!
Sea! Are you still up for a "moot" in Melbourne? PM on it's way!
"Right away would be good. Right now would be better"
-- Nick Succorso
OK, so what's the speed of dark?- Larry the Cable Guy
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emotional leper
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I haven't played that game in ages.Elfgirl wrote:See? The minute I'm put on the MIA list, I come outa the woodwork!Matrixman wrote:I imagine Elfy is having too much fun pushing pixels around on her new workstation.
hey everyone! Sorry for the no-show lately, but MM has sorta got it right! That and I've been organising TWO trips (Melbourne in october, Cocos Islands in Jan next year!) So i've been doing a lot of net surfing in travel-land!
Guess I've been booted outa the 'teams' game in Mallorys by now...Emo Leper had it in for me!
Sea! Are you still up for a "moot" in Melbourne? PM on it's way!
B&
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Loredoctor
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ur-bane
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Hello All!!!
Just dropping in to say hi and let everyone know that I'm still alive.
Life has been very hectic this past year. Working 10-14 hour days 6-7 days a week completely limits my available recreation time. And when I'm not at work, there's always a repair to do around the house.
Things are slowing a bit now, and hopefully I'll be showing my face here every so often, although probably not as much as I'd like.
At least over the past few weeks we've been able to take Sundays to hit the State Parks in the area. (I may post some photos in the Photography thread...but after seeing the quality of some of the shots in there, I'm a bit hesitant.
Hopefully I'll be back soon..but no promises (That one's for you, Av.--to whom I owe an apology for falling out on my duties previously.)
Ur-bane
Just dropping in to say hi and let everyone know that I'm still alive.
Life has been very hectic this past year. Working 10-14 hour days 6-7 days a week completely limits my available recreation time. And when I'm not at work, there's always a repair to do around the house.
Things are slowing a bit now, and hopefully I'll be showing my face here every so often, although probably not as much as I'd like.
At least over the past few weeks we've been able to take Sundays to hit the State Parks in the area. (I may post some photos in the Photography thread...but after seeing the quality of some of the shots in there, I'm a bit hesitant.
Hopefully I'll be back soon..but no promises (That one's for you, Av.--to whom I owe an apology for falling out on my duties previously.)
Ur-bane
Nearly all men can stand adversity, but if you want
to test a man's character, give him power.
--Abraham Lincoln
Excerpt from Animal Songs Never Written
"Hey, dad," croaked the vulture, "what are you eating?"
"Carrion, my wayward son."
"Will there be pieces when you are done?"
dude!!!!
you're more advanced than a cockroach,
have you ever tried explaining yourself
to one of them?
~ alan bates, the mothman prophecies
i've had this with actors before, on the set,
where they get upset about the [size of my]
trailer, and i'm always like...take my trailer,
cause... i'm from Kentucky
and that's not what we brag about.
~ george clooney, inside the actor's studio
a straight edge for legends at
the fold - searching for our
lost cities of gold. burnt tar,
gravel pits. sixteen gears switch.
Haphazard Lucy strolls by.
~ dennis r wood ~
have you ever tried explaining yourself
to one of them?
~ alan bates, the mothman prophecies
i've had this with actors before, on the set,
where they get upset about the [size of my]
trailer, and i'm always like...take my trailer,
cause... i'm from Kentucky
and that's not what we brag about.
~ george clooney, inside the actor's studio
a straight edge for legends at
the fold - searching for our
lost cities of gold. burnt tar,
gravel pits. sixteen gears switch.
Haphazard Lucy strolls by.
~ dennis r wood ~
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A Gunslinger
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OK...
Generally, a one day unannounced absence from the Watch would not concern me. And, I readily admit that I am a worrier.
But...when said poster is Avatar, I become concerned.
He had said he had a holiday yesterday, but I know I expected to see him on the Watch today. Has anyone heard anything from him?
Generally, a one day unannounced absence from the Watch would not concern me. And, I readily admit that I am a worrier.
But...when said poster is Avatar, I become concerned.
He had said he had a holiday yesterday, but I know I expected to see him on the Watch today. Has anyone heard anything from him?
Maybe he finally got sick of us.....
"There is only one basic human right, the right to do as you damn well please. And with it comes the only basic human duty, the duty to take the consequences." - PJ O'Rourke
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"Men and women range themselves into three classes or orders of intelligence; you can tell the lowest class by their habit of always talking about persons; the next by the fact that their habit is always to converse about things; the highest by their preference for the discussion of ideas." - Charles Stewart
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"I believe there are more instances of the abridgment of the freedom of the people by gradual and silent encroachments of those in power than by violent and sudden usurpations." - James Madison
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"Men and women range themselves into three classes or orders of intelligence; you can tell the lowest class by their habit of always talking about persons; the next by the fact that their habit is always to converse about things; the highest by their preference for the discussion of ideas." - Charles Stewart
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"I believe there are more instances of the abridgment of the freedom of the people by gradual and silent encroachments of those in power than by violent and sudden usurpations." - James Madison
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