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So many american tv quotes.
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How about

"Lucy, you have some 'splaining to do!"

From I Love Lucy.
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Loremaster wrote:So many american tv quotes.
True. How about:

1) "Iv'e come here for an argument"
2) "That is an-ex parrot"
3) "SPAM"

....perhaps something from The Young Ones?
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Anyone remember: "I love it when a plan comes together!"
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Usivius wrote:Here in TO at the CBC building, they have a CBC museum and they have the original puppets and mini-set on display of The Freindly Giant. It is really cool, but strange to see.
I always wanted to curl up with a friend by the fire in the big chair.

...trying to think up some good SCTV quotes, but all I could come up with was "AaaaaWoooooo!" from Count Floyd.
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omg, my fav didn't make it?

Mr. Whipple's "Please Don't Squeeze the Sharman."
Cowboy: Why you doin' this, Doc?
Doc Holliday: Because Wyatt Earp is my friend.
Cowboy: Friend? Hell, I got lots of friends.
Doc Holliday: ... I don't.
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Loremaster wrote:So many american tv quotes.
Indeed, when any quote from anything not American is far superior.

Alright, how about:

"Are they leather-bound pounds?"

--Bernard Black (Dylan Moran), Black Books
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uhoh Tongo!
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A Gunslinger wrote:
Loremaster wrote:So many american tv quotes.
True. How about:

1) "Iv'e come here for an argument"
2) "That is an-ex parrot"
3) "SPAM"
Monty Python doesn't count because: A. They aren't funny. & B. Those quotes have been quoted too much. :lol:
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Queeaqueg wrote:No British ones but they would be lame anyway. It would be:
"I want that one"
"Yeah.. but.. no.. but..."
"Am I bothered?"
"MARTIN!!!"

I am pretty sure there are good ones...um..
"Are you local?"
"You havin a laugh, is he havin a laugh?" :P

Think of anymore?
Vicki Pollard wrote:Shuh up! I never even ever done nuffin or nuffin an if anyone sez I did they well gonna get bea'ins!
Marjorie Dawes wrote:Anybody? No? Dust.
You do not hear, and so you cannot be redeemed.

In the name of their ancient pride and humiliation, they had made commitments with no possible outcome except bereavement.

He knew only that they had never striven to reject the boundaries of themselves.
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there's no need to fear, underdog is here.
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sgtnull wrote:uhoh Tongo!
Oh My Gawd! You are the bomb, Sgt. Null! I loved that show!
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I loved SCTV, and Count Floyd was awesome.

"Ohhhhhhh, veeery scary!"

And of course, my favorite, "Ahhhh, you're stretching my neck!"
"There is only one basic human right, the right to do as you damn well please. And with it comes the only basic human duty, the duty to take the consequences." - PJ O'Rourke
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"Men and women range themselves into three classes or orders of intelligence; you can tell the lowest class by their habit of always talking about persons; the next by the fact that their habit is always to converse about things; the highest by their preference for the discussion of ideas." - Charles Stewart
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"I believe there are more instances of the abridgment of the freedom of the people by gradual and silent encroachments of those in power than by violent and sudden usurpations." - James Madison
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Loremaster wrote:
A Gunslinger wrote:
Loremaster wrote:So many american tv quotes.
True. How about:

1) "Iv'e come here for an argument"
2) "That is an-ex parrot"
3) "SPAM"
Monty Python doesn't count because: A. They aren't funny. & B. Those quotes have been quoted too much. :lol:

True, but isn't that the point of the list? That they should be universally known?
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I was joking, GS. Hence the laughing icon.
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Loremaster wrote:I was joking, GS. Hence the laughing icon.

Well, clearly you have forgotten tha fact that I am a grade-A doofus.

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A Gunslinger wrote:
Loremaster wrote:I was joking, GS. Hence the laughing icon.

Well, clearly you have forgotten tha fact that I am a grade-A doofus.

:biggrin:
:lol: Ahhh, forgive me for forgetting that. :lol: I should have used a winking icon, anyway. Sorry.
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I don't know how you COULD have forgotten, given my trail of doofus-ness that I leave about the watch wherever I go!

Other quotes not on the list?

How about: "it's not nice to fool Mother Nature"

or

"How'd you like a nice Hawaaiian punch"?
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A Gunslinger wrote:I don't know how you COULD have forgotten, given my trail of doofus-ness that I leave about the watch wherever I go!
Ohhh *penny drops* so you're the Doofinator us moderators talk about! :lol:
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HEE!
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