The 100 top TV catchphrases! Holy Crap!

[wayfriend]

In alphabetical order, TV Land's list:

- "Aaay" (Fonzie, "Happy Days")

- "And that's the way it is" (Walter Cronkite, "CBS Evening News")

- "Ask not what your country can do for you ..." (John F. Kennedy)

- "Baby, you're the greatest" (Jackie Gleason as Ralph Kramden, "The Honeymooners")

- "Bam!" (Emeril Lagasse, "Emeril Live")

- "Book 'em, Danno" (Steve McGarrett, "Hawaii Five-O")

- "Come on down!" (Johnny Olson, "The Price is Right")

- "Danger, Will Robinson" (Robot, "Lost in Space")

- "De plane! De plane!" (Tattoo, "Fantasy Island")

- "Denny Crane" (Denny Crane, "Boston Legal")

- "Do you believe in miracles?" (Al Michaels, 1980 Winter Olympics)

- "D'oh!" (Homer Simpson, "The Simpsons")

- "Don't make me angry ..." (David Banner, "The Incredible Hulk")

- "Dyn-o-mite" (J.J., "Good Times")

- "Elizabeth, I'm coming!" (Fred Sanford, "Sanford and Son")

- "Gee, Mrs. Cleaver ..." (Eddie Haskell, "Leave it to Beaver")

- "God'll get you for that" (Maude, "Maude")

- "Good grief" (Charlie Brown, "Peanuts" specials)

- "Good night, and good luck" (Edward R. Murrow, "See It Now")

- "Good night, John Boy" ("The Waltons")

- "Have you no sense of decency?" (Joseph Welch to Sen. McCarthy)

- "Heh heh" (Beavis and Butt-head, "Beavis and Butthead")

- "Here it is, your moment of Zen" ("The Daily Show")

- "Here's Johnny!" (Ed McMahon, "The Tonight Show")

- "Hey now!" (Hank Kingsley, "The Larry Sanders Show")

- "Hey HEY hey!" (Dwayne Nelson, "What's Happening!!")

- "Hey hey HEEY!" (Fat Albert, "Fat Albert")

- "Holy (whatever), Batman!" (Robin, "Batman")

- "Holy crap!" (Frank Barone, "Everybody Loves Raymond")

- "Homey don't play that!" (Homey the Clown, "In Living Color")

- "How sweet it is!" (Jackie Gleason, "The Jackie Gleason Show")

- "How you doin'?" (Joey Tribbiani, "Friends")

- "I can't believe I ate the whole thing" (Alka Seltzer ad)

- "I know nothing!" (Sgt. Schultz, "Hogan's Heroes")

- "I love it when a plan comes together" (Hannibal, "The A-Team")

- "I want my MTV!" (MTV ad)

- "I'm Larry, this is my brother Darryl ..." (Larry, "Newhart")

- "I'm not a crook ..." (Richard Nixon)

- "I'm not a doctor, but I play one on TV" (Vicks Formula 44 ad)

- "I'm Rick James, bitch!" (Dave Chappelle as Rick James, "Chappelle's Show")

- "Is that your final answer?" (Regis Philbin, "Who Wants to Be a Millionaire")

- "It keeps going and going and going ..." (Energizer Batteries ad)

- "It takes a licking ..." (Timex ad)

- "Jane, you ignorant slut" (Dan Aykroyd to Jane Curtin, "Saturday Night Live")

- "Just one more thing ..." (Columbo, "Columbo")

- "Let's be careful out there" (Sgt. Esterhaus, "Hill Street Blues")

- "Let's get ready to rumble!" (Michael Buffer, various sports events)

- "Live long and prosper" (Spock, "Star Trek")

- "Makin' whoopie" (Bob Eubanks, "The Newlywed Game")

- "Mom always liked you best" (Tommy Smothers, "The Smothers Brothers Comedy Hour")

- "Never assume ..." (Felix Unger, "The Odd Couple")

- "Nip it!" (Barney Fife, "The Andy Griffith Show")

- "No soup for you!" (The Soup Nazi, "Seinfeld")

- "Norm!" ("Cheers")

- "Now cut that out!" (Jack Benny, "The Jack Benny Program")

- "Oh, my God! They killed Kenny!" (Stan and Kyle, "South Park")

- "Oh, my nose!" (Marcia Brady, "The Brady Bunch")

- "One small step for man ..." (Neil Armstrong)

- "Pardon me, would you have any Grey Poupon?" (Grey Poupon ad)

- "Read my lips: No new taxes!" (George H.W. Bush)

- "Resistance is futile" (Picard as Borg, "Star Trek: The Next Generation")

- "Say good night, Gracie" (George Burns, "The Burns & Allen Show")

- "Schwing!" (Mike Myers and Dana Carvey as Wayne and Garth, "Saturday Night Live")

- "Senator, you're no Jack Kennedy" (Lloyd Bentsen to Dan Quayle)

- "Silly rabbit, Trix are for kids" (Trix cereal ad)

- "Smile, you're on 'Candid Camera"' ("Candid Camera")

- "Sock it to me" ("Rowan & Martin's Laugh-In")

- "Space, the final frontier ..." (Capt. Kirk, "Star Trek")

- "Stifle!" (Archie Bunker, "All in the Family")

- "Suit up!" (Barney Stinson, "How I Met Your Mother")

- "Tastes great! Less filling!" (Miller Lite beer ad)

- "Tell me what you don't like about yourself" (Dr. McNamara and Dr. Troy, "Nip/Tuck")

- "That's hot" (Paris Hilton, "The Simple Life")

- "The thrill of victory, the agony of defeat" (Jim McKay, "ABC's Wide World of Sports")

- "The tribe has spoken" (Jeff Probst, "Survivor")

- "The truth is out there" (Fox Mulder, "The X-Files")

- "This is the city ..." (Sgt. Joe Friday, "Dragnet")

- "Time to make the donuts" ("Dunkin' Donuts" ad)

- "Two thumbs up" (Siskel & Ebert, "Siskel & Ebert")

- "Up your nose with a rubber hose" (Vinnie Barbarino, "Welcome Back, Kotter")

- "We are two wild and crazy guys!" (Steve Martin and Dan Aykroyd as Czech playboys, "Saturday Night Live")

- "Welcome to the O.C., bitch" (Luke, "The O.C.")

- "Well, isn't that special?" (Dana Carvey as the Church Lady, "Saturday Night Live")

- "We've got a really big show!" (Ed Sullivan, "The Ed Sullivan Show")

- "Whassup?" (Budweiser ad)

- "What you see is what you get!" (Geraldine, "The Flip Wilson Show")

- "Whatchoo talkin' 'bout, Willis?" (Arnold Drummond, "Diff'rent Strokes")

- "Where's the beef?" (Wendy's ad)

- "Who loves you, baby?" (Kojak, "Kojak")

- "Would you believe?" (Maxwell Smart, "Get Smart")

- "Yabba dabba do!" (Fred Flintstone, "The Flintstones")

- "Yada, yada, yada" ("Seinfeld")

- "Yeah, that's the ticket" (Jon Lovitz as the pathological liar, "Saturday Night Live")

- "You eeeediot!" (Ren, "Ren & Stimpy")

- "You look mahvelous!" (Billy Crystal as Fernando, "Saturday Night Live")

- "You rang?" (Lurch, "The Addams Family")

- "You're fired!" (Donald Trump, "The Apprentice")

- "You've got spunk ..." (Lou Grant, "The Mary Taylor Moore Show")

[I'm Murrin]

- "Is that your final answer?" (Regis Philbin, "Who Wants to Be a Millionaire")

Bah.

[Warmark]

"You eeeediot!" (Ren, "Ren & Stimpy")

[A Gunslinger]

My fave? "Book him Dano. Murder one."

[TIC TAC]

I can't believe "Eat My Shorts" didn't make it.

[sgt.null]

Be Safe Out There

from Hill Street Blues?

[Queeaqueg]

No British ones but they would be lame anyway. It would be:
"I want that one"
"Yeah.. but.. no.. but..."
"Am I bothered?"
"MARTIN!!!"

I am pretty sure there are good ones...um..
"Are you local?"
"You havin a laugh, is he havin a laugh?"

Think of anymore?

[sgt.null]

Kiss Mah Grits from Alice.

[Phantasm]

"You cannot be SERIOUS" - John McEnroe

(It's tenuous, but was heard on the TV often enough)

[Usivius]

Are you sane today?

- Slings & Arrows

He shoots! He scores!

- Hockey Night in Canada

I'm crushing your head!

- Head-crushing guy, Kids in the Hall.

[sgt.null]

BEEEEEEEFCAAAAAAKE!!!!

[drew]

Nice Can-Con quotes Usivius.

It's always been a part of the game. The fans love fighting. The players don't mind. The coaches like the fights. What's the big deal?"

Don Cherry, Coach's Corner.

Look up; Waaaaay up!

The Friendly Giant.

Woof, woof

The Littlest Hobo

If the women don't find you handsome, they should at least find you handy

Red Green

[Cail]

How can Joey Lawrence's "Whoooa!" not be in there?

[Farm Ur-Ted]

They nailed this one:

"Would you believe?" (Maxwell Smart, "Get Smart")

But they left out this one:

Missed it by that much.

[CovenantJr]

- "Is that your final answer?" (Regis Philbin, "Who Wants to Be a Millionaire")

Bah.

I second your bah:

Who Wants to be a Millionnaire? ... the original British version

Chris Tarrant invented "Is that your final answer?"

No British ones but they would be lame anyway. It would be:
"I want that one"
"Yeah.. but.. no.. but..."
"Am I bothered?"
"MARTIN!!!"

I am pretty sure there are good ones...um..
"Are you local?"
"You havin a laugh, is he havin a laugh?"

Think of anymore?

"I have a cunning plan..."
"Drink! Feck! Arse!"
"Oh smeg!"

--From Blackadder, Father Ted and Red Dwarf respectively.

[Farm Ur-Ted]

Wow, they missed a couple classics from "What's Happenin'?"

Hey, Hey, Hey!

-and-

Whassup Rodge?

[sgt.null]

I Got A NOte
Signed, Epstein's Mother

- Welcome Back Kotter

[danlo]

My fave? "Book him Danlo. Murder one."

...I couldn't agree more!

actually my favorite is the famous football phase by Chris Berman on ESPN, "He-could-go-all-the-waaaay!"

And what about Eddie Murphy's lines on SNL like, "Buckwheat say O-tay!" and "I'm Gumby, dammit!"

or, "Welcome to Weekend Update. I'm Chevy Chase and you're not..."

[sgt.null]

"courage"
-dan rather

[Usivius]

Look up; Waaaaay up!
The Friendly Giant.

If the women don't find you handsome, they should at least find you handy.
Red Green

Great ones, drew!
Here in TO at the CBC building, they have a CBC museum and they have the original puppets and mini-set on display of The Freindly Giant. It is really cool, but strange to see.

Oh, one more CanCon:

In the tiny town of Togo...

numerous news cast episodes on Second City with Earl Canonbear (sp?)