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Posted: Sat Jun 09, 2007 6:47 pm
by drew
What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs waterskiing?
-Skip
What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs swimming?
-Bob
What do you call a guys with no arms and no legs sitting by a door?
-Matt
What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs hanging on a wall?
-Art
What do you call his arms and legs hanging on the wall?
-Pieces of art.
What do you call a woman with one arm and one leg up agains a wall?
-Eileen.
Posted: Sat Jun 09, 2007 7:41 pm
by Menolly
What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in a pile of leaves?
-Russell
Posted: Tue Jun 12, 2007 2:22 am
by iQuestor
What do you call a woman with one arm and one leg up agains a wall?
-Eileen.
What do you call a JAPANESE woman with one arm and one leg up agains a wall?
-Irene.
Posted: Tue Jun 12, 2007 2:50 am
by jelerak
What do you call a deer with no eyes?
No eye-deer. (idea)
What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs?
Still no eye-deer.
What do you call a deer with no eyes, on legs and no genitals?
Still no 'effin' eye-deer.
(God, that's awful, huh?)
Posted: Tue Jun 12, 2007 3:35 am
by Loredoctor
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Stephen.
Stephen who?
Stephen R. Donaldson.
I was reading Lord Fouls Bane was querying the main philosophy of the Lords in regards to their stance on the oath of peace and Lord Foul. Do you think that there is some contradiction in attitudes?
**** off. I'm sick of these questions.
Posted: Tue Jun 12, 2007 11:17 pm
by CovenantJr
Loremaster wrote:Knock Knock
Who's there?
Stephen.
Stephen who?
Stephen R. Donaldson.
I was reading Lord Fouls Bane was querying the main philosophy of the Lords in regards to their stance on the oath of peace and Lord Foul. Do you think that there is some contradiction in attitudes?
**** off. I'm sick of these questions.
Posted: Tue Jun 12, 2007 11:41 pm
by danlo
Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Terry
Terry who?
Terry Brooks and I just wanted to read to you the beginning of my new book:
When Mr. Bilbo Baggins of Bag End announced that he would be shortly celebrating his eleventy-first birthday...
Posted: Wed Jun 13, 2007 12:05 am
by CovenantJr
Posted: Wed Jun 13, 2007 5:29 am
by danlo
Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Yo
Yo who?
Yo Mama
Yo Mama who?
This really is yo mama and if you don't open right now I'll kick down this door and beat yo little ass
