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Posted: **Mon Jan 07, 2008 8:03 pm**

Yeah, whatever. I had nothing to do with this. How many times do I have to tell you people that I'm not a writer?

Posted: **Mon Jan 07, 2008 8:41 pm**

dANdeLION wrote:Yeah, whatever. I had nothing to do with this. How many times do I have to tell you people that I'm not a writer?

Sounds like they need to be guided to The Story thread in the Hall of Gifts before there's any chance you'll start being believed, dAN. And, I think that thread will still make it hard to convince them....

Posted: **Mon Jan 07, 2008 8:42 pm**

Menolly wrote:
dANdeLION wrote:Yeah, whatever. I had nothing to do with this. How many times do I have to tell you people that I'm not a writer?
Sounds like they need to be guided to The Story thread in the Hall of Gifts before you'll start being believed, dAN.

Yeah! Why didn't I think of that. There's no denying it, Bub!

Posted: **Mon Jan 07, 2008 8:51 pm**

I agree. There is indeed no denying I'm no writer.

Wait, I just looked at your link. Someone got ahold of my password!

Posted: **Mon Jan 07, 2008 9:16 pm**

*hiding smile*

...as long as cho's imposter is taken care of...

Posted: **Mon Jan 07, 2008 10:13 pm**

dANdeLION wrote:
aliantha wrote:
dANdeLION wrote:Oh, there's plenty of graphic parts in that book.
Hmm. I was about to volunteer to proofread -- but after this comment, I'm not so sure I want to....
There's nothing that would gross you out as a human, or a woman....no, this would gross out the writer in you.

Oh! Well, that's okay, then. Send it straightaway!

Posted: **Mon Jan 07, 2008 10:18 pm**

dANdeLION wrote:Yeah, whatever. I had nothing to do with this. How many times do I have to tell you people that I'm not a writer?

i believe we have proof of that chum!

Posted: **Tue Jan 08, 2008 11:42 am**

aliantha wrote:
dANdeLION wrote:
aliantha wrote: Hmm. I was about to volunteer to proofread -- but after this comment, I'm not so sure I want to....
There's nothing that would gross you out as a human, or a woman....no, this would gross out the writer in you.
Oh! Well, that's okay, then. Send it straightaway!

Aliantha
Thanks for looking this over for us.
What email address do we use?
PM either dAN or myself and we'll send it over.

Posted: **Tue Jan 08, 2008 12:43 pm**

We'll send it over, as long as you PM Tom. I don't have a manuscript, because A) I'm not a writer, therefore I don't have any manuscripts, and B) I'm not a writer, therefore I don't have any manuscripts.

Posted: **Tue Jan 08, 2008 4:05 pm**

www.lulu.com/content/1830971

Uh oh!

Posted: **Tue Jan 08, 2008 5:40 pm**

Description:
A strange collection of Science Fiction and Fantasy stories interwoven with a common theme.

did you write that blurb?

Posted: **Tue Jan 08, 2008 5:43 pm**

sgt.null wrote:Description:
A strange collection of Science Fiction and Fantasy stories interwoven with a common theme.

did you write that blurb?

Heh. Yeah I wrote that.

Posted: **Tue Jan 08, 2008 6:39 pm**

aliantha wrote:"Tom and Dan have done it again."

You mean Tom's done it again. I swear I didn't do anything!

aTOMiC wrote:Heh. Yeah I wrote that.

See? He admits he did it!

Posted: **Tue Jan 08, 2008 7:01 pm**

dANdeLION wrote:
aliantha wrote:"Tom and Dan have done it again."
You mean Tom's done it again. I swear I didn't do anything!

aTOMiC wrote:Heh. Yeah I wrote that.
See? He admits he did it!

Oh yeah? Then who's this "D. Southard" guy whose name is on half the chapters?

And anyhow, I didn't specify *what* you guys had done again, did I?

Posted: **Tue Jan 08, 2008 7:09 pm**

aliantha wrote:Then who's this "D. Southard" guy whose name is on half the chapters?

Half? It's less than half, something like 13 out of 32 chapters. And for all I know Tom writes under the pen name 'D. Southard'. All I can attest to is I didn't write anything.

Posted: **Tue Jan 08, 2008 7:27 pm**

I laughed. I cried. It's better than Cats.

Posted: **Tue Jan 08, 2008 7:49 pm**

Ah yes, Cats. I didn't write that either, BTW.

Posted: **Tue Jan 08, 2008 7:50 pm**

Cail wrote:I laughed. I cried. It's better than Cats.

Yay! We have another quote for the back cover of the book.

Thanks Cail!!!!!

By the way, how did you end up reading the book?
In any case you NAILED the review.
That's exactly how I felt when I read it.

Its true. I didn't write a word of it. Dan did it all.

Posted: **Tue Jan 08, 2008 8:04 pm**

aTOMiC wrote:Its true. I didn't write a word of it. Dan did it all.

Yeah, Dan Pigeon did it!

Posted: **Tue Jan 08, 2008 8:07 pm**

dANdeLION wrote:
aTOMiC wrote:Its true. I didn't write a word of it. Dan did it all.
Yeah, Dan Pigeon did it!

Um....Dan Pigeon did write it...from a certain point of view.

Kind of like Darth Vader killing Anakin Skywalker. Yeah that makes sense.

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