Will the remakes never end?

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The Dreaming wrote:You didn't happen to see that the director attached to the project is Darren Aronofski? I think he is a genius filmmaker. (Pi, Requiem for a Dream, The Fountain)
Wow, someone else who has seen Pi - there aren't many of us :)

Though honestly, I wish there were one fewer. That movie was a farce that toyed with my emotions (I got all excited to see a movie about math, and instead had to suffer through some melodramatic numerology).
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The Dreaming wrote:You didn't happen to see that the director attached to the project is Darren Aronofski? I think he is a genius filmmaker. (Pi, Requiem for a Dream, The Fountain)
Wow, someone else who has seen Pi - there aren't many of us :)

Though honestly, I wish there were one fewer. That movie was a farce that toyed with my emotions (I got all excited to see a movie about math, and instead had to suffer through some melodramatic numerology).
I liked it. It's not anywhere near as good as his Requiem for a Dream, though. It's funny, a maths genius I knew despised Pi because he said they got the maths so wrong. I liked it anyway.
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Montresor wrote:Robocop
.....this angers me.....

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Lord Foul wrote:Because they're not Shakespeare?
So are you saying I shouldn't paint if I'm not as good as Michaelangelo, or I shouldn't sing if I'm not Pavarotti?

Just because I like to rip movies apart doesn't mean I respect those who make them for making the attempt.
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Hollywood's junkie-like addiction to raiding its back catalogue for remake material continues this week with a really great fantasy sword-and-sorcery adventure which inspired several sequels, and more than one TV show: Highlander. In the original, Sean Connery and Christopher Lambert starred as immortals locked in a centuries-long struggle against others of their kind who seek to kill them off. This time around, the project's new producers are promising a more "romantic" Highlander that will stress Connor MacLeod's love for a non-immortal woman, with a script to be written by the writers of Iron Man (Art Marcum and Matt Holloway). This project, then, proposes the question I bet you didn't think you'd have to ask yourself today: who is the 21st century equivalent of Christopher Lambert?
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Gerard Butler.

He has the added benefit of actually being a Scot.
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Lord Foul wrote:Because they're not Shakespeare?
So are you saying I shouldn't paint if I'm not as good as Michaelangelo, or I shouldn't sing if I'm not Pavarotti?
No, it's quite clear that I meant people shouldn't remake what's perfect. Like The Godfather. Most of the time it's not masters of film doing remakes but mediocrities.
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Lord Foul wrote: No, it's quite clear that I meant people shouldn't remake what's perfect. Like The Godfather. Most of the time it's not masters of film doing remakes but mediocrities.
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Damn...you're right. Well, I'm off to make a remake of the Godfather. Anyone want to be in this?
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Cagliostro wrote:Damn...you're right. Well, I'm off to make a remake of the Godfather. Anyone want to be in this?
I want to play the horse.
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Not objecting to a remake per se.

But this is just so wrong.

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wayfriend wrote:Not objecting to a remake per se.

But this is just so wrong.
I don't know. If Downey can play a British actor portraying a black man, wouldn't just British be less of a stretch? :biggrin:

Christmas? Who's the villain? The Marley's ghost?

Holmes has been done--and redone--so many times. I'm more concerned about the script and director than who plays him.
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I've never even heard of a Holmes film before this one...
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ItisWritten wrote:I don't know. If Downey can play a British actor portraying a black man, wouldn't just British be less of a stretch? :biggrin:
Well, just for starters ... does he look Victorian to you? Did Sherlock wear shades? Or a fedora? This looks like Holmes from the 1940s. Sherlock Holmes and the Case of the Maltese Falcon.
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Meh, Downey's the best actor of my generation by far. The Holmes story is so oft told, I don't see the big deal.

Unless it sucks as badly as Bram Stoker's Dracula, which really isn't possible since Ted "Theodore" Logan isn't in it.
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Cail wrote:Meh, Downey's the best actor of my generation by far. The Holmes story is so oft told, I don't see the big deal.

Unless it sucks as badly as Bram Stoker's Dracula, which really isn't possible since Ted "Theodore" Logan isn't in it.
Yea, Downey's done a very wide range of parts, from the really dramatic to the really funny, and all places in between.
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And he's good, even in the bad movies he's in.
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And, let's be honest, it's not like the source material is any good to begin with.

Downey being in it can't help being an improvement!
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jacob Raver, sinTempter wrote:I've never even heard of a Holmes film before this one...
Are you serious? No other character has been portryed anywhere near as many times on film as Sherlock Holmes. And that's not even counting the numerous TV versions of the detective.
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Xar wrote:This project, then, proposes the question I bet you didn't think you'd have to ask yourself today: who is the 21st century equivalent of Christopher Lambert?

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