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California, no, CallyForneea,,uum..Caal LeeForn NEEiiaa..whatever..
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Nevada..America's nuclear waste dumping ground..whoooppeeeee!
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Washington State..where people grow moss in their armpits.
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West Virginia..the holder of the record of the total amount of federally sponsored highway miles to the least amount of adult drivers ratio. Thank you Sen. Byrd!
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Indiana...I can smell the ethanol from here.
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Illinois...never understood why they called it another name for " bad sound"..
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Michigan..America's last remaining tribute to the Ice Age..
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Minnesota...only South Canadians can pronounce that correctly..
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Alaska..where any day abbove 32 F is feared because thats when the mosquitoes break out.
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Hawaii..Pau hooka naulai wakaii haniiaa naka loi...wakki..
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South Carolina..where dentistry is considered a Luxury.
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Murrin wrote:Octuple posting? Don't let jay see this topic, heh.
Too late.

Seriously, lurch, edit your dang posts.-jay
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Arizona...where the term,," Octuple Posting" is just now being understood..

Alabama..where the term " Octuple Posting" relates to stickys written on during the month of Halloween.

Ohio..where the term " Octuple Posting" is non sequitor because nothing lives in their ponds, lakes, or rivers.( thanks for giving me the opportunity to fit Ohio in here somehow or another).

New York...where the term " Octuple Posting" is a euphemism for what the high and mitey do on European business trips.

Vermont..where somebody is chiseling out the term " Octuple Posting" on somebodies Granite headstone as we speak..

New Hampshire..where the term " Octuple Posting" was very first used..and proud of it.

Pennsylvania...where the dreams of a Quaker were turned into spite and despair by the term, " Octuple Posting"..

Virginia..still trying to figure out if its a " Octuple" or a " Posting" state.

Tennessee..Harlon County just got their first telephone line,,so they haven't heard of " Octuple Posting " yet..

Oregon..Totally into " Octuple Posting"..totally man..

Maryland...Baltimore is the hubbub of " Octuple Posting"

Arkansas .." Octuple Posting" can be had for as little as 20 dollars an hour..

Delaware..a quaint suburb of Philadelphia where "Octuple Posting" isn't talked about.

North Carolina..where all the dentists from South Carolina go to "Octuple Post".

Puerto Rico..Que es " Octuple Posting" ?..



Wisconsin..where the claim to fame is...CHEESE!
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I though Ohio was the place where you could drive thru to get to five other states. And a boat to another country.
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Wisconsin: Weekend getaway for people from Illinois.
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Ur Dead wrote:I though Ohio was the place where you could drive thru to get to five other states. And a boat to another country.
With the exception of Joe Walsh and PJ O'Rourke, nothing worth a crap ever came out of Ohio.

Which is two more things than New York can say.
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New York - the armpit of America
Texas - the a-hole of America. ("Are you just passing through?")

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Mississippi - The state that people in Alabama, Louisiana, and Arkansas make fun of.
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Auleliel wrote:Wisconsin: Weekend getaway for people from Illinois.
No no, that's northern Indiana!

Q. Why did they build a bridge from Kentucky to Ohio?
A. So the Buckeyes would have shade when they swim across. (Or the Kentuckians, depending on which side of the Ohio River you live on.)

Q. What do a tornado and a West Virginia divorce have in common?
A. Somebody's gonna lose a mobile home.

There was a rumor going around that Virginia was gonna ship all its differently-abled people to North Carolina. It would've raised the IQ of both states.
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West Virginia: Keeping it in the family since 1863.

Massachusetts: Dike Bridge-Accident free since July 18, 1969.
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