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Your state sucks.

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Did you hear there was a fire at the West Virginia governor's mansion? It burned down to the wheels.


The Saint John's river flows from south to north because Georgia sucks.


You went to Penn State? I'll speak slowly and use small words.


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Go to Maryland if you wanna catch crabs.

New Jersey eh? What exit?
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Finding New Jersey is easy... Go to New York and then just follow the stench.

Florida State Bird: Mosquito
Florida State Flower: Sand Spur (Those who live down here know what that is.)
Florida State Song: Gator Country (Molly Hatchet?)

See y'all in the Everglades! :wave:
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Florida: America's wang.

Rhode Island: At least we're not Delaware.
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Kansas...was offered as a homeland for Palestinian refugees,,and even they turned it down..
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Iowa..a state in serious need for silicon implants
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Nebraska...were life's goal is to reach " Hog Heaven"..
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South Dakota....Why?

North Dakota...Why Not!
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Oklahoma..were the daily minimum requirement for minerals is achieved by just breathing.
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Texas...where T Bone Pickens finally figured out a way to turn all that hot air into electricity.
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Maine..give it back to the Indians..
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New Mexico..does it really belong to the USA?
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Why don't they drink Kool-Aid in Kentucky? Can't figure out how to get 2 Qts water into that little packet.

Why don't they have ice in Kentucky? The old lady that knew the recipe died.

How did the Kentuckian break his arm raking leaves? He fell out of the tree.

How do you get a one-armed Kentuckian out of a tree? Wave at him.

In Kentucky, family trees have no branches.

In Montana, they say "It's 10pm - is the snowplow put up?"
In California, they say "It's 10pm - is the convertible put up?"
In Iowa, they say "It's 10pm - is the tractor put up?"
In Maine, they say "It's 10pm - is the boat put up?"
In Kentucky, they say "It's 10pm - do you know what time it is?"


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Louisiana..where swamps are considered prime real estate.
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Rhode Island - The second largest city in Massachusetts.
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Colorado..not a good place to smoke dope and fly a airplane at the same time.
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Idaho...where all the skin heads and neo fascists go on vacation.
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Mississippi..where half the population can't spell it.
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Missouri...where the 3 stooges got the line.. " Hey Mo!"
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Octuple posting? Don't let jay see this topic, heh.
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