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Posted: **Mon Oct 27, 2003 3:09 am**

lol....

Posted: **Mon Oct 27, 2003 3:21 am**

Nice av, btw.

Posted: **Mon Oct 27, 2003 4:57 am**

lol .. i love that chicken crossing the road joke

Posted: **Tue Oct 28, 2003 3:08 pm**

The Leper Fairy wrote:Ok ok.. I'm a little hesistant about posting this joke... it's my favorite one even though I heard it first when I was too little too understand it...

But I don't want anyone to get offended and then mad at me or anything...

So I'll make it a spoiler and maybe it really isn't that bad... but still.

Spoiler
Ok, so a mom is making a cake for her triplet boys and she runs out of flour and she doesn't have time to go get some. She searches everywhere for a substitute and finally, exasperated, just dumps in a box of BBs. The triplets eat the cake and don't mention that anything is wrong with it. But the next day the 1st son comes up and says "Mom... I pissed a BB." So the mom acts surpised and says "Wow... I have NO idea how that could've happened... but I'm sure you'll be alright." Later the 2nd son comes up to her and says the same thing. Again the mother acts surprised and denies knowing what's wrong. Even later the last son comes up and the mom stops him before he can say anything, "Let me guess, you pissed a BB?"

"No, I was jacking of in the corner and I shot the cat!"

Ok, was that a little much? I hope not... Hehehe.

Tch, it took me til the punchline to work out what a BB is

Posted: **Tue Oct 28, 2003 8:24 pm**

Okay, heres something I heard recently. Forgive me.

Spoiler

A man goes to a psychiatrist dressed only in plastic wrap.
The doctor instantly says that he knows what the man’s problem is.
The man asks the doctor how he could come to a conclusion so fast.
The doctor replies: I can clearly see your nuts.

Posted: **Tue Oct 28, 2003 10:49 pm**

lol.... oh dear... we're just gunna get worse and worse aint we?...

Posted: **Tue Oct 28, 2003 11:02 pm**

Fist and Faith wrote:The convent is being entirely redocerated. New paint, rugs, the works. Two nuns are assigned to paint the big dining hall. The Mother Superior warns them though: "I don't want to see any paint on your habits! Not a speck! So you'd better be careful!"

So the two nuns are trying to figure out how to avoid getting any paint on their habits. Finally they figure they'll lock the doors, and paint in the nude. They can just throw their clothes on quickly if anyone needs to get in. Seems like a good plan.

After a bit, there's a knock. The nuns are a little worried as they ask, "Who is it?"

"Blind man."

They think for a minute, and figure, where's the harm in a blind man being in the room when they're naked. So they don't bother dressing, open the door for the man, re-lock it, and begin painting again. And the man says, "Nice boobs. Where do you want these blinds?"

rofl!

Posted: **Fri Oct 31, 2003 3:35 am**

A drunken man walks into a biker bar, sits down at the bar and orders a drink.

Looking around, he sees 3 men sitting at a corner table. He gets up,
staggers to the table, leans over, looks at the biggest, meanest one in the face and says, "I went by your grandma's house today and I saw her in the hallway buck naked. Man, she is a fine looking woman!"

The biker looks at him and doesn't say a word.

His buddies are confused, because he is one bad biker, and would fight at the drop of a hat.

The drunk leans on the table again and says, "I got it on with your grandma and she is good--the best I ever had!"

The biker's buddies are starting to get really mad, but the biker still
says nothing.

The drunk leans on the table one more time and says, "I'll tell you
something else, boy, your grandma liked it!"

At this point the biker stands up, takes the drunk by the shoulders and
says

"Grandpa, you're drunk....... Go home!"

Posted: **Fri Oct 31, 2003 3:38 am**

Posted: **Fri Oct 31, 2003 3:50 am**

LOL ..

Posted: **Thu Nov 06, 2003 1:38 am**

Aw man... this is a really good idea for a thread... I wish it was more popular *nudge nudge wink wink*

I have a really lame joke...

My friend made it up on the way home from a ski trip. I had this book of pickle jokes and we were all taking turns reading the stupidest ones... and she all of a sudden shouted "WHAT'S GREEN AND SWIMS IN THE SEA?....

Spoiler

FREE DILLY!"

I told you it was bad

Posted: **Thu Nov 06, 2003 2:01 pm**

Oh dear God

Don't make me boycott this thread...

Posted: **Thu Nov 06, 2003 4:45 pm**

You boycott this thread and i will drag you kicking and screaming all the way back if I have to!

Posted: **Thu Nov 06, 2003 8:40 pm**

*gets his camera and the mains adapter*

ok go ahead

Posted: **Fri Nov 07, 2003 7:11 am**

*eyes CovJr* you wanna start sompthin, punk?

Posted: **Sat Nov 08, 2003 2:41 pm**

Hmmm, perhaps I should think carefully about this, heh...

Posted: **Sat Nov 08, 2003 9:04 pm**

no! dont think carefully! nothing was ever fun when it was thought over carefully

Posted: **Sat Nov 08, 2003 11:27 pm**

But 'free dilly' is really really bad!!

What's red and forms a long line?

Spoiler

free chili

NOW I don't blame anyone for boycotting!!

Posted: **Sun Nov 09, 2003 9:48 am**

Somehow that was actually better than free dilly

Posted: **Sun Nov 09, 2003 4:08 pm**

more of a riddle than a joke:

a woman sees her husband fall off a cliff, and returns home. 10 minutes later they are eating dinner together, how?

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