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Posted: Sat Jul 24, 2010 10:58 pm
by Shuram Gudatetris
Staff of Laff'n Taff: children's candy with jokes printed on the wrapper, available at the Revelstone Gift Shop.
Staff of Giraffe: An African mammal tried to swallow an Old Lord' staff, and it got stuck in its throat. That's why they look like that.
Posted: Sun Jul 25, 2010 2:23 pm
by ninjaboy
Staff of Laugh - causes all who opppose the bearer to have fits of laughter..
Staff of Narf - The staff Pinky made while Brain took over the world
Posted: Fri Jul 30, 2010 5:37 am
by Cheval
Staff of Revenge
Beware to those who crossed the wielder of this stick!
Posted: Fri Jul 30, 2010 5:57 am
by Krazy Kat
The Staff of River Crossings
was never a very popular staff as it measured 60ft long weighed half a ton and took 30 Stonedowners to carry.
Posted: Fri Jul 30, 2010 8:46 am
by Shuram Gudatetris
The Ugly Staff
Inhabitants of the Land beat their babies with this Staff, in order to provide thier children with "character" when they get older.
Posted: Fri Jul 30, 2010 3:10 pm
by High Lord Tolkien
The Staff of Agreed Upon Conditions
This was Berek's practice staff.
Posted: Sat Jul 31, 2010 7:14 am
by Ur Dead
Shuram Gudatetris wrote:The Ugly Staff
Inhabitants of the Land beat their babies with this Staff, in order to provide thier children with "character" when they get older.
Aquired by getting a piece from:
"The One Ugly Tree"
Which guarded by the most ugliest person on the planet
which is an extention of the Worm at Uglys End.
and radiates the most Uglypower.
Posted: Sat Jul 14, 2012 2:25 pm
by Shuram Gudatetris
The Disco Staff:
Lady Gaga wants to take a ride on mine.
Posted: Sat Jul 14, 2012 9:22 pm
by Holsety
High Lord Tolkien wrote:The Staff of Love. [Insert joke here]
Also known as strap on love.
Posted: Mon Jul 16, 2012 10:22 am
by DukkhaWaynhim
The Staff of Low -- Was once very powerful around the clock, but now trapped in Limbo rock.
Posted: Mon Jul 16, 2012 10:26 am
by DukkhaWaynhim
The Staff of Lou -- they all work with him at WJM (anyone remember the Mary Tyler Moore show?)
Posted: Thu Jul 19, 2012 1:02 am
by Sherman Landlearner
The One Staff -The wielder was too cheap to buy two.
Posted: Tue Jul 31, 2012 2:11 pm
by Holsety
The Staff of Lamb: also known as the shepherd's crook
The Staff of Lamb Chop's Play Along: People involved in the creation of the hit kid's show.
Posted: Wed Aug 01, 2012 9:34 am
by peter
The Staff of British Airways. Bastards!
Posted: Wed Aug 01, 2012 1:12 pm
by DukkhaWaynhim
The Staff of Awwwww -- summons fuzzy bunnies that cavort with kittens and puppies.
The Staff of Ewwwww -- drops safes and anvils from the sky in direct opposition of the above cuteness.
Posted: Wed Aug 01, 2012 5:13 pm
by Holsety
The Staff of Awl: A staff that is more like a spear than a staff
Posted: Thu Aug 02, 2012 7:28 pm
by DukkhaWaynhim
The Staff of Maw - summons Cthulhu. Only works once.
Posted: Thu Aug 02, 2012 9:32 pm
by Vraith
DukkhaWaynhim wrote:The Staff of Maw - summons Cthulhu. Only works once.
Heh...but it only needs too.
Staff of Staves. Among other things, makes Choir, Orchestra and Piano for 4 hands much simpler to organize and perform
Posted: Mon Oct 01, 2012 6:55 pm
by Sherman Landlearner
Staff of Curves. More a wooden circle than a staff, but...
Posted: Tue Oct 02, 2012 10:48 am
by DukkhaWaynhim
The Staff of Gaw - reddens the necks of all who wield it.
The Staff of Shah - obscure Hindu porno novel