The Staff of procastination, still waiting to be made
The Staff of procedure, made from the one photocopier, sends out wards of warning in the form of memo's
The staff of motivational speaking, gets your middle ranking lords and lorewardens to work smarter not harder, Do teambuilding excercises.
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jackgiantkiller
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LESSER KNOWN STAFFS of power
How do you hurt someone who has lost everything? give him back somthing broken.
I dont hate death, I hate life!
I dont hate death, I hate life!
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High Lord Tolkien
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The Staff of Love. [Insert joke here]
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[Defeated by a gizmo from Batman's utility belt]
Joker: I swear by all that's funny never to be taken in by that unconstitutional device again!
[Defeated by a gizmo from Batman's utility belt]
Joker: I swear by all that's funny never to be taken in by that unconstitutional device again!
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Vraith
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hmm...I thought that was Love Gun, therefore off topic and technologically inappropriate.High Lord Tolkien wrote:The Staff of Love. [Insert joke here]
[spoiler]Sig-man, Libtard, Stupid piece of shit. change your text color to brown. Mr. Reliable, bullshit-slinging liarFucker-user.[/spoiler]
the difference between evidence and sources: whether they come from the horse's mouth or a horse's ass.
"Most people are other people. Their thoughts are someone else's opinions, their lives a mimicry, their passions a quotation."
the hyperbole is a beauty...for we are then allowed to say a little more than the truth...and language is more efficient when it goes beyond reality than when it stops short of it.
the difference between evidence and sources: whether they come from the horse's mouth or a horse's ass.
"Most people are other people. Their thoughts are someone else's opinions, their lives a mimicry, their passions a quotation."
the hyperbole is a beauty...for we are then allowed to say a little more than the truth...and language is more efficient when it goes beyond reality than when it stops short of it.
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peter
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Do you mean insert joke here, or insert joke here.High Lord Tolkien wrote:The Staff of Love. [Insert joke here]
The truth is a Lion and does not need protection. Once free it will look after itself.
....and the glory of the world becomes less than it was....
'Have we not served you well'
'Of course - you know you have.'
'Then let it end.'
We are the Bloodguard
....and the glory of the world becomes less than it was....
'Have we not served you well'
'Of course - you know you have.'
'Then let it end.'
We are the Bloodguard
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High Lord Tolkien
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Yes.peter wrote:Do you mean insert joke here, or insert joke here.High Lord Tolkien wrote:The Staff of Love. [Insert joke here]
https://thoolah.blogspot.com/
[Defeated by a gizmo from Batman's utility belt]
Joker: I swear by all that's funny never to be taken in by that unconstitutional device again!
[Defeated by a gizmo from Batman's utility belt]
Joker: I swear by all that's funny never to be taken in by that unconstitutional device again!
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Vraith
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Hoooneeey!!??? Time for your Test of Truth....High Lord Tolkien wrote:Yes.peter wrote:Do you mean insert joke here, or insert joke here.High Lord Tolkien wrote:The Staff of Love. [Insert joke here]
[spoiler]Sig-man, Libtard, Stupid piece of shit. change your text color to brown. Mr. Reliable, bullshit-slinging liarFucker-user.[/spoiler]
the difference between evidence and sources: whether they come from the horse's mouth or a horse's ass.
"Most people are other people. Their thoughts are someone else's opinions, their lives a mimicry, their passions a quotation."
the hyperbole is a beauty...for we are then allowed to say a little more than the truth...and language is more efficient when it goes beyond reality than when it stops short of it.
the difference between evidence and sources: whether they come from the horse's mouth or a horse's ass.
"Most people are other people. Their thoughts are someone else's opinions, their lives a mimicry, their passions a quotation."
the hyperbole is a beauty...for we are then allowed to say a little more than the truth...and language is more efficient when it goes beyond reality than when it stops short of it.
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Shuram Gudatetris
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Orlion
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Clever use of words, Shuram... though no doubt, this is one staff that ought to be broken, and soon! Get well soon!Shuram Gudatetris wrote:I've got the Staph of Infection.
'Tis dream to think that Reason can
Govern the reasoning creature, man.
- Herman Melville
I am Lazarus, come from the dead,
Come back to tell you all, I shall tell you all!
"All creation is a huge, ornate, imaginary, and unintended fiction; if it could be deciphered it would yield a single shocking word."
-John Crowley
Govern the reasoning creature, man.
- Herman Melville
I am Lazarus, come from the dead,
Come back to tell you all, I shall tell you all!
"All creation is a huge, ornate, imaginary, and unintended fiction; if it could be deciphered it would yield a single shocking word."
-John Crowley
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peter
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That would be a Staffalococcus - I can see it in your eye. (Ouch - sorry about thatShuram Gudatetris wrote:I've got the Staph of Infection.
).The truth is a Lion and does not need protection. Once free it will look after itself.
....and the glory of the world becomes less than it was....
'Have we not served you well'
'Of course - you know you have.'
'Then let it end.'
We are the Bloodguard
....and the glory of the world becomes less than it was....
'Have we not served you well'
'Of course - you know you have.'
'Then let it end.'
We are the Bloodguard
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Thorhammerhand
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High Lord Tolkien
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Staff of Cake It was a staff.......made of....ummmm....cake.
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[Defeated by a gizmo from Batman's utility belt]
Joker: I swear by all that's funny never to be taken in by that unconstitutional device again!
[Defeated by a gizmo from Batman's utility belt]
Joker: I swear by all that's funny never to be taken in by that unconstitutional device again!
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jackgiantkiller
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The staff ov bites
The staff ov BITES
Made from the zero zero zero zero zero zero zero one tree
Made from the zero zero zero zero zero zero zero one tree
How do you hurt someone who has lost everything? give him back somthing broken.
I dont hate death, I hate life!
I dont hate death, I hate life!
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The Staff of Stuff. Used to summon all sorts of equipment and furniture. Also useful on days of thanksgiving.Ur Dead wrote:The Staff of the staff. Used to summon large numbers of office workers.
The Staff of Stiff. Don't ask me, ask Bob Dole.
The Staff of Steff. She won't like it if you play with it, so just put it down and walk away.
The Staff of Stife. It's hot.
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Lord of the Gyre
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Staff of, uh, er, well...it has a name, ok?!
Powerful staff made by um, I guess a Lord or something that probably does something really cool if you uh, say some words that like, have magical properties or some other kind of thing...I think.
Powerful staff made by um, I guess a Lord or something that probably does something really cool if you uh, say some words that like, have magical properties or some other kind of thing...I think.
"But a moment later Kasreyn twitched. His limbs shifted. Slowly, stiffly, he climbed to his hands and knees, then to his feet. An instant ago, he had had no pulse: now his heart beat with renewed vigor. Strength flowed back into him. He turned to face the company. He was grinning like a promise of murder."
Gamemaster of Balance of Power 1936
Casper von Hausberg in Vampire: Dark Ages
Gamemaster of Balance of Power 1936
Casper von Hausberg in Vampire: Dark Ages
Staff of Light:
It only has 1/2 the calories of the other staffs.
It only has 1/2 the calories of the other staffs.
Have you hugged your arghule today?
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"For millions of years
mankind lived just like the animals.
Then something happened
that unleashed the power of our imagination -
we learned to talk."
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If PRO and CON are opposites,
then the opposite of PROgress must be...
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It's 4:19...
gotta minute?
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"For millions of years
mankind lived just like the animals.
Then something happened
that unleashed the power of our imagination -
we learned to talk."
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If PRO and CON are opposites,
then the opposite of PROgress must be...
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It's 4:19...
gotta minute?