Kevin's Watch

Clearly these guys are in it for just one thing.

Jenn -- they say to write what you know. So how's this? The setting is a big-box office supply store. The female lead is a dewy-eyed (and YES, gentlemen, big-boobed) waif with an attitude, in her very first assistant manager job. The male lead is the large, handsome, and*very* ripped hunk in Receiving. The villian is the store manager, who is a total jerk *and* has a strict no-fraternizing rule. Go.

aliantha wrote:Clearly these guys are in it for just one thing.

Jenn -- they say to write what you know. So how's this? The setting is a big-box office supply store. The female lead is a dewy-eyed (and YES, gentlemen, big-boobed) waif with an attitude, in her very first assistant manager job. The male lead is the large, handsome, and*very* ripped hunk in Receiving. The villian is the store manager, who is a total jerk *and* has a strict no-fraternizing rule. Go.

Too much plot

Hellooo! Bodice rippers are usually written for women, and women like a little plot with their prOn. We're not talking an issue of Maxim here!

Sounds good Ali, but shouldn't the female lead be the one doing the receiving?

there must be a rainstorm at some point.

Yes. With white shirts. And pointy nipples.

Not too pointy
"you'll put an eye out..."
Gumdrop-shaped (not necessarily-sized) is good.

(Ali, I think you are right. There seem to be those interested in plot, and those interested in the purient aspects. Despite all attempts to act enlightened, I guess I'm still a guy...)

Savor Dam wrote:Not too pointy
"you'll put an eye out..."
Gumdrop-shaped (not necessarily-sized) is good.

(Ali, I think you are right. There seem to be those interested in plot, and those interested in the purient aspects. Despite all attempts to act enlightened, I guess I'm still a guy...)

It's a bodice ripper...no one is "interested" in the plot, they're just "resting" during the plot so they're up to the next pRurient pool.

And pointy is good, but has to be ameliorated with pouty.

..and be sure to get a dark and stormy night in there...hhmm..upon staying late, after locking the doors , during the closing of cash registers, an anomaly is spotted motivating the young head strong but only weak willed to her physical cravings asst mnger ,finds herself entering the mangers office with question in mind when ,, the filthy disgusting 110 degree dirt storm festering out in the plains all day, turned towards the city making for a hot, sweltering, dark and stormy night. When the electricity is eventually lost, she would become intimate with its designs...or sumptin like that...blue veined bosoms heaving and dark and stormy nights..lightning..so we get flashes of what she is doing and being done too....rather than the whole explicit detailed step by step deal..much more titilating that way....also..tight short skirt..just barely see thru white blouse..clevage with hair up..and glasses..must start with glasses on and hair up...and Manager is a toe sucker okay!? ..all managers are toe suckers, so there is the arc for ya..heroine goes from non toe sucker( eeewwwwww) to A toe sucker..( aaaawwwww). I'd suggest more but office supply stores generally don't have trapezes.....hey, theres an idea!

(you stole that directly from Body Heat you dog!--but they fiercely meet in the seedy bar and then he, clandestinely, follows her to the store manager's mansion, who, conveniently, is out of town on a business trip...)

danlo wrote:(you stole that directly from Body Heat you dog!--but they fiercely meet in the seedy bar and then he, clandestinely, follows her to the store manager's mansion, who, conveniently, is out of town on a business trip...)

never heard of it...and which one is the toe sucker?

I agree with Vraith. In erotic fiction, "plot" is just literary foreplay.

aliantha wrote:Jenn -- they say to write what you know. So how's this? The setting is a big-box office supply store. The female lead is a dewy-eyed (and YES, gentlemen, big-boobed) waif with an attitude, in her very first assistant manager job. The male lead is the large, handsome, and*very* ripped hunk in Receiving. The villian is the store manager, who is a total jerk *and* has a strict no-fraternizing rule. Go.

lurch wrote:I'd suggest more but office supply stores generally don't have trapezes.....hey, theres an idea!

A big-box office supply store may not have a trapeze like area, but if Jenn were to switch it to the other setting she knows, auto repair, perhaps the lift/rack or whatever that is called in a garage, could be employed in to the setting in some way.

That imagination of yours, Menolly...

(although I am probably thinking more of the engine hoist in this context)

Savor Dam wrote:(although I am probably thinking more of the engine hoist in this context)

That would work.

Chains and oil, eh guys? This bodice ripper is starting to look kinky

At least we can be certain that by the turn of the final page, our protagonists will be lubed, aligned, and in perfect tune.

did i mention rainstorm? white shirt, white pants. black panties no bra... and scene.

Savor Dam wrote:At least we can be certain that by the turn of the final page, our protagonists will be lubed, aligned, and in perfect tune.

<Insert crank shaft and muffler puns here>

pistons, rotation...

it lends itself as a automotive shop.