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Bodice Ripper challenge to Cameraman Jenn

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Aliantha has challenged me to write a bodice ripper so here is the official thread for suggestions because I will need your help. Post any opinions such as settings, ideas etc here. An example of such would be "a pirate adventure" or "make the male lead a prude" and so forth. As I make decisions and start writing I'll post chapters in another thread which I will start at that time and ask that you guys post critiques/further suggestions/mockery in this thread. Got it? GOT IT? GO!
Now if I could just find a way to wear live bees as jewelry all the time.....

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there must be heaving breasts. lots of heaving breasts. oh yeah, there must be some heaving breasts...
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Oh there will be. Help me come up with the scenario and I'll do the parts about low cut bodices with heaving breasts and slight tinges of fear and turgid members burgeoning at the ties of breeches.
Now if I could just find a way to wear live bees as jewelry all the time.....

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maybe bosoms? the two main characters have to hate each other at first. then something brings them together. a war, flood, etc. then they get it on. then they split up. then they get married and have kids.
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Taking into account the Watch name of the author and how we all know her balanced skill-set, is our expectation strictly a narrative novel of significantly salacious titillating text or also an attractively amorous torch tome containing an ample archive of intriguing imagery and generously gratuitous graphics?

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i demand pictures as well jenn. we in some turn of the century frilly thing with bodice ample.
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I selflessly volunteer myself as a model for the illustrations.

And I guarantee I'll buy at least five copies when it goes to print.
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well i can buy one and get julie to buy another. as long as i can get them signed. :)
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sgt.null wrote:there must be heaving breasts. lots of heaving breasts. oh yeah, there must be some heaving breasts...
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At least one scene must involve sweltering summer heat and single drops of sweat trickling into places where lead characters are soon to follow.
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Damelon wrote:
sgt.null wrote:there must be heaving breasts. lots of heaving breasts. oh yeah, there must be some heaving breasts...
The man is on to something.
add sweltering bosoms, bosoms that swelter and some some swelter / some bosoms to that list.
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Make it take place in a bookshop. Words are sexy :D
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Rigel wrote:Make it take place in a bookshop. Words are sexy :D
AND, make the keyboard and the pages get all hot and bothered for each other by what's happening...alas, their love will remain unfulfilled...all they'll ever share is....




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Ayup All...

We also need full, Dark, Areolas, Full, round Thighs and Plump Pudenda...
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A Harry Potter type wand needs to be employed in there somewhere. Or at least the Staff Of Law (lessness).
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Cagliostro wrote:A Harry Potter type wand needs to be employed in there somewhere. Or at least the Staff Of Law (lessness).
Or at least someone using a staff on Lucy Lawless.
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Cagliostro wrote:A Harry Potter type wand needs to be employed in there somewhere.
Ayup All...

No. Just Hermione... (OK, I'm SICK !) 8O
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feanor wrote:
Cagliostro wrote:A Harry Potter type wand needs to be employed in there somewhere.
Ayup All...

No. Just Hermione... (OK, I'm SICK !) 8O
Nah, you're just a victim of SNL :D

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Ayup Rigel...

You're not wrong there !

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