ABC Beard Prophecies

[dANdeLION]

See? She understands.

[dANdeLION]

It's the contradiction that gives the Beard the power to pprophesise.

[dANdeLION]

It's kind of the theme of the Covenant books, you should read them sometime.

[aTOMiC]

How does one interpret the Beard? Its not always particularly clear.

[dANdeLION]

Joy is in the ears that hear.

[dANdeLION]

The Beard is the wurd; t's got a groove, it's got a meaning

[aTOMiC]

I think this thread may be on a trajectory that cannot be predicted by the Beard or anything else.

[dANdeLION]

Only the unpredictable cannot be predicted.

[aTOMiC]

Yes but only a butterfly can write and opera.

[dANdeLION]

The Beard predicts you will one day realize you misspelled a two letter word.

[aTOMiC]

The Beard must also predict that auto suggest and correct on a smart phone is maddening at times but must be forgiven for trying to be helpful.

[dANdeLION]

The Beard must? No. The Beard does as he will.

[aTOMiC]

So the beard does what it wills? How do you know?

[dANdeLION]

I know because I told me so.

[aTOMiC]

I'm starting to believe this thread isn't a game at all.

[dANdeLION]

It's a game, and the Beard prophesises that you're losing.

[aTOMiC]

I'm not sure how I can be losing if there aren't any rules. Unless of course not knowing the rules is part of the game and I'm losing because I'm trying to apply criteria that doesn't match the parameters that the game employs...which I don't know.

[dANdeLION]

The Beard never said he was playing this game.

[dANdeLION]

In fact, the Beard wanted others to make predictions, in alphabetical order. The Beard felt it unfair to participate in the game, as he can predict the future. You have failed to do that; thus the Beard deems you to be losing.

[aTOMiC]

I predict the Beard is going to tell me I'm losing. Is that prophecy or just reading the previous post?