7 word story

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A demented smelly nasty human like creature

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that never bathes for fear that he

[Revan]

might dissolve when becoming so unusually clean

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that he could no longer use his

[Revan]

arms and legs, so he'd be unable

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to walk or write or do that

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other thing that he could do before

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he lost his hands and feet and

[Revan]

his very favourite pie... he was very

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downtrodden and dejected by the whole thing

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and sought to end his own life

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and found it, but also found much

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pain and suffering among the minions of

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little tiny miniscule emaciated grotesque ugly little

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boogerpeople that lived in the wells of

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ones nostrils but could only be seen

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when a particulary violent bout of the

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gregorian chants shook the whole bloody building

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and shook it from its foundations plunging

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it into the abyss that had opened