7 word story

Post by **Revan** » Thu Jan 08, 2004 4:22 pm

We have a five word story... So I thought I'd make a seven word story... Just to try and get involved in this forum... because I haven't posted here until today... So... here we start

Once upon a time on a bright...

Post by **aTOMiC** » Thu Jan 08, 2004 4:29 pm

starlit night an atomic explosion rent the

Post by **Revan** » Thu Jan 08, 2004 4:46 pm

fabrics of time... and all nearly died

Post by **aTOMiC** » Thu Jan 08, 2004 4:52 pm

but the universe was saved by a

Post by **Revan** » Thu Jan 08, 2004 4:56 pm

post office on a very painful period

Post by **dANdeLION** » Fri Jan 09, 2004 11:56 am

of time when all of the employees

Post by **Revan** » Fri Jan 09, 2004 11:59 am

were bleeding very badly... and needed some

Post by **dANdeLION** » Fri Jan 09, 2004 12:00 pm

serious vacation time, but were unable to

Post by **Revan** » Fri Jan 09, 2004 12:01 pm

get it from their twat of a

Post by **dANdeLION** » Fri Jan 09, 2004 12:06 pm

pathetic little specimen that tries to pass

Post by **Revan** » Fri Jan 09, 2004 12:10 pm

leoprosy as a world wide currency. But

Post by **dANdeLION** » Fri Jan 09, 2004 12:12 pm

fortunately he was too cheap to pay

Post by **Revan** » Fri Jan 09, 2004 12:14 pm

and for that reason we give him

Post by **dANdeLION** » Fri Jan 09, 2004 12:16 pm

John Tesh cd's for christmas because it's

Post by **Revan** » Fri Jan 09, 2004 12:19 pm

it was complete and utter crap... and

Post by **dANdeLION** » Fri Jan 09, 2004 12:21 pm

potentially the single best way to say

Post by **Revan** » Fri Jan 09, 2004 12:25 pm

get bent you complete and utter loser

Post by **dANdeLION** » Fri Jan 09, 2004 12:25 pm

and take this job and shove it up

Post by **Revan** » Fri Jan 09, 2004 12:28 pm

your ugly saggy and uncleaned backside you

Post by **dANdeLION** » Fri Jan 09, 2004 12:30 pm

stupid little bald fat pig-like excuse for

Kevin's Watch

Kevin's Watch

7 word story

7 word story