Kevin's Watch

I thought their Vow was to be celebate? Poor men...bet they weren't thinking about a 2000 year stretch...

Pitchwife: "I can make something soft hard again and again..."

Ur-Viles/Waynhim: "You know, all our power is concentrated at the tip."

As for the Bloodguard... I don't recall any mention of celebacy. They just send their men, so there are no women among the Bloodguard. And being as duty-crazy as they are, they probably don't even take two hours off even in Revelstone during the most peaceful of times, that's the whole thing.

On the other hand, considering their mind connection, only one needs to have fun and can then share it with all the others...

I love the ur-viles, Sevothtarte!

Some of these HAVE to go on a t-shirt!

Sevothtarte wrote:Ur-Viles/Waynhim: "You know, all our power is concentrated at the tip."

Hahahahaha!!!!! Thumbs up!

Another thing about the Bloodguard : Its probably no wonder they were so violent and poised. You'd have to be fairly aggro!

...not even afforded the simple release of a nocturnal emission.

Foamfollower1013 wrote:

couldn't have boggled my eyes any better myself

Covenant's: "Come to me, sweet lady, and show me the... HELLFIRE! DON'T TOUCH ME!"

Lord Foul's: "Your love?! Fool! I have no need of your pitiful love! You will grovel before me, and make my laundry... and get that white gold for me while your'e at it!"

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!! this is too funny!!!! Keep it up (pardon the pun) everyone!

The poor jheherrin:
"We are the jheherrin - the soft ones - Maker work"

Amok: "That's not your name? Eh, my name, your name, those who know me have no need of my name! Besides, stick with me baby, the Sixth Ward makes the Kama Sutra look like kindergarten!!"

Jehannum: "Oh yeah baby, that's right ... (switches bodies) ... oh, I am GOOD!! MAN!! (switches back) Who is your DADDY!! (switches again) OH YEAH, YOU ARE!! I MEAN I AM ... (tries to switch again, but can't ..) MOKSHA!! GET THE F** OUT OF THERE!!!"

Vain: (stares grinning, giving off stalker vibe)

Hile Troy: "So ... did you know my cool Earthpower-sight lets me see right through clothes?"

Forestal of Garroting Deep: "I have thousands of years of experience, my job is all about thick hearty wood, and I live in place called 'deep' ... what else do you need to know?"

Elena: "You know, you remind me a lot of my Dad ... "

The First of the Search: "Yes, I married Pitchwife for his money!! Your world has Anna Nicole, this one has me. Now get to it before I scream and have you thrown overboard!"

Lord Foul, The Despiser: "I have a cool dungeon fortress in a Dark Land that I run, with lots of evil minions. Come and party with us, we don't call it 'Mount Thunder' for nuthin'!"

Poor Elena

Oh god! I've just read this whole thread! ROTFLMAO!!! This is hilarious!!! I have to revive it so other members can see it.

Elena: "You know, you remind me a lot of my Dad ... "

A little advice to those men whose woman says this after sex.. RUN!

Hile troy---groping a womans breast---"Hi umm could you help me find my ummmmmmmmm Army?"

Korik's personal ad:

"Widower, 2036, seeks relief from memory."

Drool Rockworm: "Drool Master! Me! Want soft, puny flesh! Be my slave! Or I will crush! Crush all!"

Bannor: "We suffice. In every way. And then some."

Baradakas: "Your tree or mine?"

Linden Avery: "Goddammit, what's wrong with you? Can't you tell I like you? Don't you even have the guts to like me?" (SLAP!) "Oh--I'm sorry, I didn't mean to do that. It's these moods I have..."

Hyrim: "Please allow me the pleasure of showing you around Revelstroke--er, um, pardon--I mean Revelstone..."

HAHAHAHAHAHA! Good ones M&M

Elena: "C'mon, honey, try me. I have learned a few things from the Ranyhyn..."