Lord Foul - Clothed in divine splendor... or stark naked?

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Post by Reisheiruhime »

Lord Foul's head explodes if he wears too much bling.

Hehe.

"Lord Foul's Bling" It'll make the bestseller list for sure. :P :)

Lord Foul wears a lot of stuff. I'm the one doing the shopping. :? 8O Spandex disco outfits were my fav for him. He never got the hang of platform shoes though.

I have him dressed up as Fran the Nanny now. :twisted: :D Really big hair, and a mini-skirt.

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So that's why His laugh is so dismaying... :E
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Post by Reisheiruhime »

It's better if you put him on mute and watch him that way. ;) :D :P 8)
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Post by Krilly »

Ah!

Screw white gold, TC shoulda been packing a TV remote to the Land.

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Post by matrixman »

edinburghemma wrote:anything with flaps for midnight toilet visits.
8O more information than we needed. :lol:
Turiya Foul wrote:Lord Foul wears a lot of stuff. I'm the one doing the shopping. Spandex disco outfits were my fav for him. He never got the hang of platform shoes though.

I have him dressed up as Fran the Nanny now. Really big hair, and a mini-skirt.
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"Lord Foul's Bling" It'll make the bestseller list for sure.
It's the Illearth Pepper!! Run for your lives!
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

I guess the final entry in this trilogy would be "The Jock Strap that Preserves"?
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I know I would despair if I had to look at a portly guy in tighty whitey's that are way to small.
OK, who's been posting pictures of me in the Member's Album?
Hmm, what brand? Kevin Klein? Fruit of the Loam? Clingor for Men?
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Krilly wrote:
"Lord Foul's Bling" It'll make the bestseller list for sure.
It's the Illearth Pepper!! Run for your lives!
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

I guess the final entry in this trilogy would be "The Jock Strap that Preserves"?
:LOLS:
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Turiya Foul wrote:Lord Foul's head explodes if he wears too much bling.

Hehe.

"Lord Foul's Bling" It'll make the bestseller list for sure. :P :)

Lord Foul wears a lot of stuff. I'm the one doing the shopping. :? 8O Spandex disco outfits were my fav for him. He never got the hang of platform shoes though.

I have him dressed up as Fran the Nanny now. :twisted: :D Really big hair, and a mini-skirt.

luv,
TF
8O It is good that TF is not mystylist. :lol: Wonder what she'd have in store for a Lord of Revelstone?!
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I still haven't forgiven Turiya for the mental image of a Haruchai in pajamas! :faint:
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I remember that! :lol:
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Post by Krilly »

Mayhaps the Final Chronicles will reveal Foul's taste in fashion...

I'm thinking he dresses like Mr. Donaldson. Afterall, they both have white beards and devout followers. Coincidence?! I think not.
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I'll bet her is waering a "members only" jacket...or perhaps parachute pants.
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A Gunslinger wrote:I'll bet her is waering a "members only" jacket
I used to wear one of those back in the day, after my Izod jacket got stolen or lost . . . Ah, can't say the same for MC Hammer pants.
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He was definetly clothed.
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Post by Isildurs Bane »

Something tells me Lord Foul would not be caught dead in the steroeotypical Jet Black armour of your standard evil warlord.

I think maybe somthing with pink sequins or even parachute pants!!!
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i never imagine him with a beard and i imagine him with - a flowing robe black with red trim to be precise. ;)
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Matrixman wrote:I think if Lord Foul did wear clothing, it would be impeccably tailored. It would just be another way for him to show scorn for the people of the Land. Foul to Covenant:

"Bah! Those fey and anile fools believe they dress better than I? Let them walk about in their feeble attire, hardly daring to dream that such perfection as my wardrobe exists! Their petty raiment is condign wear, for they themselves are fashion disasters like you, groveler! Heed my message well: for Drool Rockworm has found the Armani Stone, though he does not comprehend its terrible power. Before the end of seven seasons in the Land, I will have the command of all undergarments in my hand. Think on that, and be dismayed!"
"Buried in the Earth are banes too powerful for any mortal to control. They would make of the universe a hell forever. Such a bane Drool seeks: The Illearth Wedgie. If he becomes its master, there will be wedgies for high and low until the Arch of the Loom itself falls."

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I think Foul dresses himself in clothes with tough fabrics, and laces his feet snugly into sturdy boots.

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High Lord Tolkien wrote:I think Foul dresses himself in clothes with tough fabrics, and laces his feet snugly into sturdy boots.
Hmmm, that sounds like someone else we know that we perchance hold close to our heart ? Thomas Covenant coming to terms with the fact that he is the Despiser ??? Unthinkable !!
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