LOL.......You don't like Digger?Avytaya wrote:There is this commercial about nail fungus and some little creature that lives in the nail. It lifts up a toenail and digs in and the toe nail starts flaking off. AHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!
I have never been more freaked out by a commerical. Can't change the channel fast enough when that one is on.
Most Annoying / Favorite TV Commercials
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Those were great! In July and August that's a frequent saying of my husband and I is "Ahhhh, the atmosphere!"The Pumpkin King wrote:The best commercials that have EVER been done are the old DiscoveryChannel.com ones.
"Hello, Meteor."
"Hello there."
"Have you heard about the website Discovery.com?"
*etc etc*
"Ahhh. The atmosphere. Ahhhhhh."
The awful acting, terrible special effects, and shameless aspect of them...they were brilliant

I liked the mosquitos too........"Buzz, buzz, buzz. Hello, mosquito"
Be kind to your web-footed friends, for a duck may be somebody's mother.
I gotta go with the Red Bull commercial, where the bird takes a crap on the pedestrian. He slugs down a Red Bull, gets the typical wiiiiiings, and flies above the bird, and starts pulling his pants down, in order to get even with the bird. That one busts me up everytime.
Another really good one, is the Cat litter commercial when the cat is throwing the party, while the family is away.
Another really good one, is the Cat litter commercial when the cat is throwing the party, while the family is away.
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Life isn't about waiting for the storm to pass...
It's about learning to dance in the rain
Where are we going...and... WHY are we in a handbasket?

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onewyteduck wrote:Those were great! In July and August that's a frequent saying of my husband and I is "Ahhhh, the atmosphere!"![]()
I liked the mosquitos too........"Buzz, buzz, buzz. Hello, mosquito"
Hello, partially-eaten fish...
Go Godzilla, go!
Jurassic Lizard Superstar Hero
Go Godzilla, go!
For the people, for the planet!
Jurassic Lizard Superstar Hero
Go Godzilla, go!
For the people, for the planet!
Hear this one on the radio at times.drew wrote:For Dickens Fruit Stands.
"Come on down to Dickens fruit stand, and try our famous cider....that's right, bring your wife, she'll just love a nice hot Dicken's cider"
No visual, but just hearing the way one girl is talking to another and saying how she likes to
"wake up with a good Dickin's Cider" makes all the visual one needs.
Until the narrator explains that the ad is for "Dickin's fruit cider".
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"For millions of years
mankind lived just like the animals.
Then something happened
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"For millions of years
mankind lived just like the animals.
Then something happened
that unleashed the power of our imagination -
we learned to talk."
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If PRO and CON are opposites,
then the opposite of PROgress must be...
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It's 4:19...
gotta minute?
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There are two on radio that I wish were real commercials... the rhubarb pie commercial and the ketchup commercial from Garrison Keelor's Prairie Home Companion. Both ads consist of a day gone horribly and ridiculously wrong, something like "Your car got towed, your dog ran away, your mother-in-law's coming to visit but your wife has left town. Your insurance agent tells you you're being dropped because your car is too old to be profitable... wouldn't now be a great time for a piece of Rhubarb pie?
Momma's little baby loves rhubarb rhubarb
Be bop ree bop rhubarb pie"
I've done them absolutely no justice: I used to laugh so hard at these things that I was in danger of driving off the road.
Momma's little baby loves rhubarb rhubarb
Be bop ree bop rhubarb pie"
I've done them absolutely no justice: I used to laugh so hard at these things that I was in danger of driving off the road.
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"Now if you remember all great paintings have an element of tragedy to them. Uh, for instance if you remember from last week, the unicorn was stuck on the aircraft carrier and couldn't get off. That was very sad. " - Kids in the Hall
"Now if you remember all great paintings have an element of tragedy to them. Uh, for instance if you remember from last week, the unicorn was stuck on the aircraft carrier and couldn't get off. That was very sad. " - Kids in the Hall
Have ya'll noticed lately the Geico (automobile insurance) commercials with the lizard? They are definately going for the humorous approach now. I am not going to mention anyone specific, but if ya'll have seen them, you know the ones that I am talking about. Pretty funny...
And who can't help but love the Aflac commercials with the duck???
And who can't help but love the Aflac commercials with the duck???
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There's this lame comercial on now for SunnyDelite juice-it has this teenage boy in the backseet of the family car-just belting along with Limp Biskit, or eminem or something, and his teenie-bopper sister listening to Britany -and she's just a-cronnin' along.
It's funny, 'cause I look at my two toddles and think...only ten years, and I'll be living through that!
It's funny, 'cause I look at my two toddles and think...only ten years, and I'll be living through that!
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