The Absolute Worst Science Fiction Movies Ever Made
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I liked Starship Troopers I for what it was.
I always saw the Star Trek movies as extensions of the tv show, so not worth the budget.
i have read that Hulk was dreadful.
League of Extraordinary Gentleman: an abonimation! and such great source material. i did like two parts, the ideas of Tom Sawyer and Dorian Grey. but the film was horrible, all the way 'round.
I always saw the Star Trek movies as extensions of the tv show, so not worth the budget.
i have read that Hulk was dreadful.
League of Extraordinary Gentleman: an abonimation! and such great source material. i did like two parts, the ideas of Tom Sawyer and Dorian Grey. but the film was horrible, all the way 'round.
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Try watching it sober.Warmark wrote:This is a great, if somewhat plot-holed, film.Starship Troopers
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You know, I think of all of the movies I have watched, I was most disappointed by Starship Troopers due to the fact that the book was just awesome and the movie took away the heart and soul of the book. I try not to think of II as it was just abysmal. IMHO
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I've never read the book but i have never watched a film sober in my life and i dont intend to start now!
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Starship Troopers = Spaceships, killing giant bugs, and naked chicks...how can that even be concidered a Bad movie?
Event Horizon, very crappy.
What was that Uma Thurman one, Gattica? Nice story, but incredibly dull.
Event Horizon, very crappy.
What was that Uma Thurman one, Gattica? Nice story, but incredibly dull.
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Exactly, Shower scenes....Starship Troopers = Spaceships, killing giant bugs, and naked chicks...how can that even be concidered a Bad movie?

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I tend to agree with most of the discussion with the exception of all of the Star Trek films with one horrible exception. You know which one I mean. I can't bring myself to say the name it offended me so much. ROCKET BOOTS? I'm doing it again. I'm going on and on and on and on about the dad burn ROCKET BOOTS but.............ROCKET BOOTS!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!??!?!??!??!?!??!?!??!?!??!?!?? *collapses to the ground twitching and gasping* Oh yeah I thought Beowulf was nearly the worst think I'd ever seen. Wouldn't mention it in a sci fi discussion but the film makers brought it on themselves. 

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I take exception to Tom's exceptional post, with one notable exception.aTOMiC wrote:I tend to agree with most of the discussion with the exception of all of the Star Trek films with one horrible exception.
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I take an exeptional exception to your exception oh exceptional one.dANdeLION wrote:I take exception to Tom's exceptional post, with one notable exception.aTOMiC wrote:I tend to agree with most of the discussion with the exception of all of the Star Trek films with one horrible exception.
I wonder if I shouldn't start a discussion thread simply titled.........ROCKET BOOTS?!?.....Nah.
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Yes! We could discuss the pro and cons of the boots themslelves, what colour we would want how fast they go...the possobilities are endless.I wonder if I shouldn't start a discussion thread simply titled.........ROCKET BOOTS?!?.....

But if you're all about the destination, then take a fucking flight.
We're going nowhere slowly, but we're seeing all the sights.
And we're definitely going to hell, but we'll have all the best stories to tell.
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We're going nowhere slowly, but we're seeing all the sights.
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Starcrash is horrible. The acting in The Puppet Masters is abominable.
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Giant bugs who fire plasma bolts out their butts from the planets surface to destroy orbiting, galaxy-crossing starships?drew wrote:Starship Troopers = Spaceships, killing giant bugs, and naked chicks...how can that even be concidered a Bad movie?
Ok, on paper that might sound like a good idea.................
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Drew, I'm with you, I thought Event Horizon was garbage. Interesting premise that was absolutely fumbled by a thoroughly untalented director.
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